Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Ket tells Kim about the Holiday Horror, picked by the Patreon Sammies, Violent Night, starring thirst trap Santa, David Harbour. I gotta ‘ho ho ho’ for ya, right here, Santa! We’ll also get a visit from another holiday Queen, Beverly D’Angelo. So rig up your Home Alone boobie traps because Santa’s comin’ to town. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Violent Night. Dir. Tommy Wi...

It’s the FINAL Friday the 13th of 2024! So, you know that that means: Kim tells Ket about Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. Listen, Ket has… no notes. Not a one. But she would like to introduce you all to Tony the Wonder Llama. So let’s all get out our pink dresses and put our hotdogs through our donuts! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Fri...

Ket tells Kim about Devil’s Pass. This was a film that Kim started, but didn’t finish, that takes her into one of her least favorite spaces: Snow Space! This was the film that Ket decided to do on Kim’s Birthday… NAILED IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH! We also learn that if Kim could have any super power it would be ::checks notes::... transportation? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or di...

Kim gets in early on her gift to Ket, this year, because there’s a deal she can’t pass up… on BLACK FRIDAY! Clean up on aisle Kim and Ket: Devon Sawa’s in this movie. No matter our phase in life, Devon has always been there. Tune in for Ket’s retail PTSD at its peak. Stay for the new rendition of “Mr. Grinch” with brand new lyrics about floppily doppily boobs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket...

While Ket and Arik are traveling, enjoy this ole’ chestnut from a simpler time. Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit” Kim tells Ket about the (sort of) Thanksgiving horror classic You’re Next starring Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. We’ll introduce you to the newest superhero: Red Flag Girl. We’ll also meet Rachel, the one who introduced us to Colin Farrel’s sex tape… y...

Ket tells Kim about ‘Salem’s Lot (2024). It was released because Ketryn has been wanting to do ‘Salem’s Lot but the OG is like 16 hours long. So thank you New Line Cinema and Warner Brothers for making this much more bite-sized version for Ket to tell. Also, special announcement, this is a Mark Petrie Podcast now. So, please don’t show up without your Vampiric Defense Accoutrement. Most importantl...

Kim tells Ket about The Grudge, starring one of their faves: Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The great SMG is in the house! So is Arik, and Ket was unaware and died of fright, live on the air. That rhymed! If this movie isn’t yet another endorsement of therapy, I don’t know what is! Go to therapy so you don’t turn into a Grudge Ghost! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live (she doesn’t) or die (...

Wondery+ and DREAD present you with an exclusive sneak peek of the terrifying audio anthology series DARK SANCTUM. Tune into terror for a new season of  Dark Sanctum , the premier horror anthology audio series from the DREAD Podcast Network, available exclusively on Wondery+ From the twisted team responsible for top-charting horror podcasts like  Inside JAWS  and  Inside T...

For a very special Halloween episode, Kim and Ket are joined by thhilarious Dr. Jon Paul Higgins and Jordan Daniels of the iHeartRadio podcast BlackFatFemme. These BFFs are now these BFFs’ BFFs! We dive into the acclaimed 2018 short The Quiet Room, featuring RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Katya and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, as well as a very special Nightmare on Elm Street appearance! Most importantly, w...

Ket tells Kim about the next film in her journey through some classics, the original The Village of the Damned. We’d like to introduce you all to Ket’s new co-host, Awake Kim! Now that Kim has a standing desk, she’s apparently awake when recording and she is unhinged. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Village of the Damned. Dir. Wolf Rilla Writers Stirling Silliphant, Wo...

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Kim tells Ket about The Haunting in Connecticut starring KKSAM Hot Boy, Kyle Gallner! The girls coin a new term for eyelids: eye blankets. You’re welcome. Ketryn also seems wildly unwilling to enlist the help of a Reverend… like she’s never seen a damn haunty horror in her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Haunting in Connecticut.  Dir. Peter Cornwell Writer A...

Ket tells Kim about the classic spooky movie, The Fog. There are some very special guests that join the girls for this tale. The girls also question the sanity of Mr. and Mrs. Leghorn for naming their son Foghorn. Also, shout out to their grandpas for not pissing off any ghost pirates and leaving the girls with a curse to untangle. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fog....

Kim ::wheeze:: tells Ket ::wheeze:: about Tarot. We cover all the obvious topics: things like the bathtub practices of college students and Kim’s favorite movie, Garfield. Oh! Also, remember that funny line from Christmas Vacation between Todd and Margot about the stereo? Kim and Ket don’t either. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tarot Dir. Spenser Cohen, Anna Halberg Write...

Ket tells Kim about The Deliverance on Netflix, starring some real powerhouse madames that did not come to play! You know who else didn’t come to play? Milk. The demons are thirsty tonight. If you needed more proof that dealing with your demons in therapy keeps the milk demons away too, here it is! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Deliverance. Dir. Lee Daniels Writers D...

Kim tells Ket about Triangle. The girls had so much fun on the boat to Manhattan last week, they had to board another ship. Who knew that this ship had a whole new Burpsmap in it! Welcome to the family, Michael Myers Burpsmap! The girls also debate whether they’d want to be haunted by theatre kid ghosts or improv ghosts. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Triangle. Dir. Chris...

Ket tells Kim about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Despite the title, there was very little “taking” of Manhattan. Frankly, there was very little Manhattan… or blood. But there WAS a 36 year old high school student. Can someone who lives in New Jersey tell us about this voyage these children embarked upon? Is it truly this harrowing? Are there pirates? Most importantly, we’ll le...

Ket tells Kim about Longlegs starring their beloved Ick Age! It’s also starring Maika Monroe who is quickly becoming one of Ket’s fave final girls! This movie does not disappoint! So hang onto your hanging milk tits, ya dirtsy flirtsy ole’ angel bitches! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Longlegs. Dir. Osgood Perkins Writer Osgood Perkins Support the girls on PATREON for som...

Kim tells Ket about the divinely chosen The Gift, starring Michael Bluth, Kim’s favorite actress, and Ole’ Bear Paw Hands. This is truly Ket’s ultimate nightmare: house guests that pop by uninvited and won’t leave. Also, apologize to the people you were a dick as a kid. Trust us! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Gift. Dir. Joel Edgerton Writer Joel Edgerton Support the...

Ket tells Kim about Suitable Flesh (2023) featuring friends of the pod, Barbara Crampton, Graham Skipper and the kid they babysat in The Babysitter, Cole! Kim muses about the benefits of drinking kid blood. She, also, has apparently done her own body switch and Kim is now the “know-it-all” of the pod. Ket would like to apologize because she did NOT like the taste of her own medicine. Most importan...

Kim tells Ket about As Above So Below, in honor of the Olympics in Paris! However, they got to see no gymnastics… only old bones and a Molem’n. Womp Womp. Ketryn was asked to “riddle me this” and she said “riddle me not.” This is how super villains are created: Ketryn and The Molem’n. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in As Above So Below. Dir. John Erick Dowdle Writer John...

Ket tells Kim about Night Swim, starring the love child of her favorite couple, Wyatt Russell. This is a movie where Kim is being tasked with getting the ultimate hair tie off the bottom of the pool… and it’s not going well. Ket is simply asked to get out of a pool to live and she cannot and will not. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Night Swim. Dir. Bryce McGuire Writer Br...

Kim tells Ket about the Sammy pick, The Shallows! Join our Facebook group and Patreon to be a part of the next episode movie poll! Kim comes correct with all the couch measurements we could ever need. However, the sizing is a tad off when asked to put an arm sleeve on their legs because unlike Blake Lively, both girls have leg legs, not arm legs. Neither girl wants to end up the cherry on top of t...

Kim tells the infamous D, aka her boyfriend Nnamdi, about Hereditary, while Ket is in the UK trying to figure out how to move her cat children there. Kim is starting a petition to demand Toni Collette receive a retroactive Oscar for this role, while D is starting a demon union to get workers’ rights in hell. Also, we learn that D is safe from hauntings and possessions because he would bore the gho...

Ket couldn’t handle the survivors guilt (nor contain her thirst for revenge) after Kim told her Thankskilling in episode 275. So, when a Sammie in the ‘Sammies Stay Alive… Maybe’ Facebook group dropped this gem into the chat… Ket knew what she had to do. This movie did a lot of things. But the most egregious thing was turning Ket into a bro dude DEMANDING boobies and sexploitation. It’s a dark tim...