Jive-Ass Alien

Let's talk video games and things we like, or don't. Who doesn't like hearing of older people complain of how things are now? Or how they used to be?

Recorded this months ago and never sure if I wanted to release, but here's a sample to get a feel of if I should release the rest. Ever heard of some of Hollywood find working with animals or kids as a challenge?

Out on the road again, trying to finish up our praise/lambasting of the 50 states. We're still not done.

As Beth, Marc, and I, the Jive-Ass Alien, finish up discussing the 50 states, the facts get even goofier.

We talk about movies and cars, mostly. And since we're driving a BMW we're gonna be A-holes about it 🤡

We keep on riding that road across some of the 50 states we have yet to corner. Let's also say thanks to those that do listen to us as well.

Well this was supposed to be about books we are currently reading, but me and Marc got sidetracked and Beth just rolled with it. So a little bit of book talk but really, just some thoughts on a few movies.

Bet ya can't guess what this week's episode will be? Why yes, we keep on about the states, see how many we can offend. Better yet, can we convince some to tune in?

Gonna keep right on sucking up or pissing off whatever states don't listen to our show, and maybe even some that are fans.

New season, resurrection/rebirth is the talk of the town. So let's try and pander to these of the 50 states that don't listen to us, while we celebrate those that do, and see if we can make new fans in the good ole U.S.A. 👽

This is it! The exciting conclusion of our driving drama, and the grand finale! (of our 5th season!)

In a blatant attempt to try and match the energy of our best? episode this far, Beth, Marc and I get more whining about driving shizz that gets us heated

Now we get into the meat (HA!) of the episode, just how fast food is quick to pull fast ones on us.

The meat of the cryptid creatures episode. Have you heard of these popular ones?

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator This is only a test. Trying to gauge how well-received some game playing will be, but probably more enjoyable watching the YouTube video of us enjoying this so maybe check that out?

What I thought might be a short rant on fast food turned into an expose. Me, Beth, and Marc dig deep.

(tried finding origin of picture I used, pointed to Etsy but couldn't find original post) Other than this Jive-Ass alien, there are other uncertain weirdos out there. Beth, Marc, and I discuss some of them.

In our conclusion, is there an invention we come up with that'll make us rich? Or perhaps not get us sued? PATENT PENDING!!!

Beth, Marc and me finish up our quick talk on what we're currently reading. Any suggestions for what we should try next?

Join Beth, Marc, and I as we try out some ideas on inventions that might make us filthy rich someday...

Beth, Marc, and I try to expand our limited knowledge by partaking in some reading. Maybe some of our choices will inspire those out there who'd like to read but don't know what to choose.

Here Beth, Marc, and I finish up talking about the darkly funny "Stiff" book. 

Of course I didn't forget to talk about Batman Returns when chatting Xmas movies??? Anyway here's what probably started my Batman interests.

Beth, Marc, and me get nerdy, talking about books. Not just any books, but also about dead bodies. Ends with practical life advice so stay tuned.

Beth, Marc, and I wrap up with our favorites of the Pixar variety. I'm sure there's some we missed our some disagreement with our choices so jiveassalien@gmail.com, let me know!