Jive-Ass Alien

We wrap up our smut talk with a brief respite talking about what the Jive-Ass Alien was up to on Labor Day weekend. Then, Mike wraps up the episode with one of life's deepest questions.

The Jive-Ass Alien and Mike have not been recording consistently so to make it up we get nasty. Not entirely our intention but we get smutty in was neither of us could have predicted, from critiquing a less-than savory meal to saucy media that is probably overrated.

Jive-Ass Alien riding solo today. Doing a good-ole Choose Your Own Adventure reading with a redo, Race Forever. Last time we did it with Beth and Marc our adventure ended rather abruptly, not with any grand misfortune but being quickly disqualified and booted before race even began. How will I fare this time?

Re-uploading this episode from over 5 yrs. ago when the Jive-Ass Alien first had Mike on, along with our Army pal Abe, in preparation for an upcoming reunion. Compare and contrast if we've matured since then?

Jive-Ass Alien and Mike get into the actual talk on spontaneous combustion. Mike talks about cow mutilation, and we talk about some show stats that are actually no longer accurate. https://www.popsci.com/health/can-humans-spontaneously-combust-the-baffling-cases-explained/

The Jive-Ass Alien regales with tales of a pet from long ago, with some of the usual gamer chat with Mike. We also throw in some movie takes for fun.

Jive-Ass Alien and Mike keep up our talk about sports, singling out Bo Jackson to talk about his coolness. Also getting into the wild world of Bigfoot and some newish sightings quite close by. https://pugetpress.com/2026/07/07/daylight-bigfoot-sighting-shaver-lake/

Howdy partners! Mike and the Jive-Ass Alien get our cowboy on with describing the new show logo, created by Mike's son Aiden (awesome work by the way). We keep the western theme going for a bit, before we venture into subjects I'm not as interested in usually, sports, specifically that sweet science of boxing.

We continue our talks on what the gaming industry continues to do to try to push away gamers who have played for some time and don't want greedy changes. Also, we put forth some positive vibes towards games that are great, such as Red Dead Redemption. But we wrap up with more bitching about Hollywood.

New hosts, but still same game whining? Why of course. This Jive-Ass Alien and Mike harp about what current gaming news or experiences have become less enjoyable nowadays.

We keep the momentum going with this Jive-Ass Alien and Mike reflecting on Army strifes, and just how we made it through.

Well well, looks like we might be keeping this spacecraft afloat for a bit longer. Joining this Jive-Ass Alien for the foreseeable future is an old Army bud Mike. So of course we start things off catching up, regaling with our time in our old National Guard unit.  Teleportation sound effect by https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/film-special-effects-jo%C3%A3o-74685/

This Jive-Ass Alien brings up his impressions of something I've been wanting to see for a long time; The Golden Girls. Beth brings up Resident Alien (thus actually talking about aliens on this show), another show I've wanted to see. Also, we give a little love to the voice acting that is usually not given much attention unless they are a big name. So, this is goodbye?

Doing what we do best, talking Simpsons! Well, might as well before, y'know... Also, experiences with wildlife.

Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc talk a bit about the immortal (now deceased) Ozzy Osbourne. Then, we talk about some of our highest-brow media we've experienced, like Les Misérables, Simpsons, Mission: Impossible, and Fast and Furious movies??? For those interested, Tom Cruise has run a total of approximately 9.1 miles across 26 films. 

Jive-Ass Alien with Jive-Ass things!. Misadventures with my nephew and his health cares. Also, never too late to remember Mom's special day. Elsewhere, Beth and Marc with some major news.

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien talk about what we know best; 90s media. Also, how fast has the quality of fast food dropped? You already know the answer, just gotta hear it from us.

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss the beloved books to movies pipeline, or rather those that should have probably never have been done. Just how recently is one of these movies that we've watched? 2014 is not that long ago, right???

Choose own adventure time! We definitely don't do this enough, but before we're through we get another chance to choose our own adventure.

(Due to unseen circumstances I was unable to get to uploading new episodes, so I'm re-uploading our most popular episode, by far. What's the secret sauce that I haven't been able to replicate?)

Beth gives us a quick review of a book she's just finished reading, while Marc gives us insight into what the cool kids are into. Also, this Jive-Ass Alien tells some new quips from my niece, and this newish docu series I'm watching, of what else, the Simpsons.

This Jive_Ass Alien has continued his gaming to this day, while my niece has decided to give it a try, but has it all been good? Beth and Marc share their own experiences with how Lilly has copied some of their gaming habits, while creating her own.

Jive-Ass Alien starts off talks with that classic dilemma, driving going insane. Beth and Marc also have their own takes on the road, and we eventually complain about something else, maybe?

Oh my kittens! Marc gives us some of his work woes that most of us can relate to. Then, Jive-Ass Alien and Beth compare notes on what the little ones in our respective lives have been going nuts with.

Marc gives us a brief review of some current TV shows. Beth discusses some board games and why Paw Patrol sucks. Plus, has the Jive-Ass Alien already taught his niece an awful bad word??? Quick riddle; what is brown and sticky? Answer at the end of the show!