Jesse Watters Primetime Monologues

Trump’s nationwide cleanup is happening whether Democrats like it or not, but the resistance is vowing to “rise up” and fight the crime fighters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Trump's making Washington D.C. attractive again by cleaning up the streets... and the Oval Office. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Delusional Democrats claim Washington D.C. is perfectly safe, but Officer Trump is going “on patrol” whether they like it or not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Leaderless Democrats are looking for a new father figure and Newsom’s shining his shoes for the daddy-daughter dance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats downplay Trump’s “stunning” foreign policy wins, but the “President of Peace” doesn’t care.  He’s fighting to end hell on earth so he can get into heaven. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Trump-Zelenskyy II: Ukraine returns to the White House after historic Putin summit. Can Trump carve a pathway to elusive peace? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats call in the big guns after President Trump puts them on the ropes. Now, it’s time for 47 to finish the job. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump moves to unravel the left’s crooked electoral system, but Democrats don’t want a fair fight. Instead, they’d rather “go nuclear” and add some extra stars to the flag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump donates his first paycheck to spruce up The White House after securing a major deal for the country. Meanwhile, Democrats are too busy whining, hiding, and running away to celebrate with the rest of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats are so desperate for attention that they’re pulling out knives and screaming about dictators. However, President Trump can’t hear them from the roof of The White House. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrat resistance takes the coward’s way out— fleeing another fight they know they can’t win. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump is building a big, beautiful ballroom at The White House for big, beautiful parties— but Sen. Schumer would rather party in a soggy tent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

While Democrats bicker, Fed Chair Jerome Powell is leading the golden age resistance— refusing to cut interest rates despite a booming economy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Trump returns home as the club champion of the world, leaving loser Democrats and panicans with egg on their faces. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Under President Trump, America’s Hotter Than A Pistol. Since the distractions aren’t working, Democrats are bringing back the Kamala clown car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wrestling legend and American icon Hulk Hogan— who defined an era when the country was bigger, bolder, and proud to be strong— dead at 71. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard nukes the Russia hoax, dropping bombshell docs that suggest former President Obama signed off on the scandal of the century. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Democrat machine strikes back at the Bidens, as the party’s cold war hits a dangerous inflection point. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hunter Biden comes out of hiding to air his party’s dirtiest laundry and unmask the crooked machine that couped his dad — and it’s the democrats’ worst nightmare. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Late-Night talk shows used to be an oasis for American families to come together at the end of the day and enjoy a laugh with the rest of the country. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Commies are coming! The only thing standing in their way is Gov. Gavin Newsom and Gov. Tim Walz, fresh off of a political sex change. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

AOC brings a communist pirate home to meet the parents, and now the entire house is divided. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats try to sing and sweat their way into voters’ hearts, but the machine might be broken for good, and Gov. Gavin Newsom can’t fix it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cameras roll, and crocodile tears flow. President Trump Stands with world champions while Democrats stand with the worst hombres and rabid ICE-breakers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrat die-hards plot a “mostly peaceful” pilgrimage to Alligator Alcatraz for another ICE showdown, but they’re already whining about the mosquitoes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices