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Thoughts And Prayers For Aaron In This Difficult Time Flexing my finger AARON IS A SOCIALIST CONFIRMED We just gotta get people back to work! https://discourse.blog/2020/04/17/the-capitalist-machine-is-hungry-and-terrified/ Nancy's shameful cultural appropriation of Ohioan ice-cream Michigan Protest Protests about social distancing https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1251558152362917888 They t...

Andrew’s Binge Watching Strong Bad Emails Aaron's Binge Watching Kim's Convenience Star Trek: The Next Generation Shoutout to Century of Self by Adam Curtis Dark Chocolate Power Rankings Lindt 72% Whole Foods Dark Chocolate Godiva Dark Chocolate Cadbury Royal Dark (disqualified) Reqs to try: Ghiasrfsrfvijefe Green & Black 85% Lindt w/ sea salt If only someone had mentioned this before https://...

Bad news! https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-disrupting-red-light-camera-company-revenue-2020-4 No idea what I’m doughing https://kensartisan.com/flour-water-salt-yeast YLNT Amazon Smears A Labor Organizer https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dm8bx/leaked-amazon-memo-details-plan-to-smear-fired-warehouse-organizer-hes-not-smart-or-articulate The Lowest Paid Jobs Are The Most Essential http...

STONKS ARE UP, BAYBEE! Surely this will continue. What are we panic buying? Popcorn 🅱️ig [Structural] 🅱️ailouts https://www.reuters.com/article/us-boeing-737max/boeing-chief-still-sees-mid-year-return-to-service-for-737-max-idUSKBN21B1WN https://twitter.com/railmag/status/1240271190029205504 https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dm453/dont-bail-out-the-airlines-coronavirus-stockholder-buybacks It's...

DECLARING A PODCAST EMERGENCY How's your pandemic? Half foods Aspirational Beans Johns Hopkins Extremely pointless coronavirus emails Google's building a website This guy sucks https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/14/technology/coronavirus-purell-wipes-amazon-sellers.html Oh no, my influencers! https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1238580162033303553 PandemicPAC New Arg for "what about small business owne...

Not doing grievance progressivism today, sorry folks.

Sponsored Episode #TimeHack https://twitter.com/benprunty/status/1226619958332837891 The Bloomberg Method Jake Paul Financial Freedom Paul, who dropped out of high school and completed his degree online, told Variety financial freedom, to him, means luxuries like travel and partying. "And at the end of the day, it kind of ties back to if I want to throw a party, why not?" he said. ( I Tried Jake P...

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The Bedates The sweet one vs the flat one Aaron's Dream Dreamt I was meeting a candidate for congress in my district, Chris Bubser She asked if she could have my vote and all the sudden I had an epiphany. I said, "No. I only vote for people who have a working class background, or who have proved over a long period of time they have class consciousness and put working class and the poor first." She...

How was your brexit? Uber, but for poops  Need a loo fast? Book a ‘mobile toilet’ trailer on your smartphone：The Asahi Shimbun Please stop writing longreads. I do not have the time to read them. Thank's It's very simple, which is why I've made a 20-tweet thread to explain it  https://twitter.com/chrisjacobshc/status/1222874181945241601 Pundits vs. BernieBros, or, Party Unity Only Goes One Way htt...

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RIP MARIANNE & CORY Pev Larnas What do we know? Part of the cinematic trumpland universe Ukrain boi Weird male pattern baldness haircut caucus Did crimes for Roody and Donny Flipped like a rat and will certainly get epsteined https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1217999649665167360 Andrew has obtained a professional internet pad Bung a bob for Big Ben to bong on Brexit https://www.theguardian.co...

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Sipping Chocolate: A Steaming Hot Take Penzeys Spices We love it. Penzeys Spices - Home - Facebook Reminder: Live Show on the Berlin Wall November 9th 3pm Eastern/Noon Pacific ahuster - Twitch Okay Boomer https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/29/style/ok-boomer.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share The Deadspin Situation Deadspin Was a Good Website - VICE Deadspin firings and what you can do to fight bad content....

Aaron is very humid HoMedics TotalComfort Ultrasonic Humidifier I'm not even sure what to say about his Are the Tech Bros Who ‘Dopamine Fast’ Full of Shit? - MEL Magazine Spiced Chickpea Stew With Coconut and Turmeric Recipe - NYT Cooking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaN3qsqXt38 Freezing Cold Take on Untitled Goose Game The only problem is that you have to play the game to do so. And playing a...

Maybe the dumbest take we've seen Elizabeth Holmes Is a Visionary, and We Need More Like Her - RealClearMarkets T-shirt follow up https://theoutline.com/post/7801/don-t-talk-to-me-before-i-put-on-my-custom-graphic-t-shirt From @prism in the DBF discord Feet Loaf https://twitter.com/Crash_The_King/status/1184206597091934209 Donate to our new fund at the CICPS We want to buy all promoted tweets Aaro...

Good news for the housing market https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/20022-Rancherias-Rd-Apple-Valley-CA-92307/63096102_zpid/ https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14205-Havasu-Rd-Apple-Valley-CA-92307/17465572_zpid/ Californians "infesting" Idaho For this Idaho candidate, the enemy is California exodus I am appalled. https://twitter.com/clickhole/status/1174065517780512774 Is it Soup Season? Please s...

Staples’ New Logo Is Stupid Folks, we love the minimalism. Brand New: New Logo and Identity for Staples The one for Canada is actually better. The video is certainly something: Staples America Ridiculous Logo Unveiling - YouTube IMPEACHMENT In Peach Mint ™ FOLLOW UP: MLS Comes To Its Senses https://deadspin.com/mls-caves-to-fan-pressure-lifts-its-ban-on-the-iron-fr-1838441929 Guidelines for Feedba...

Shrimp-tastrophy Starting in the early 1960s, California and Nevada’s departments of Fish and Game (now the California Department of Fish and Wildlife and the Nevada Department of Wildlife) released mysis shrimp into Lake Tahoe in hopes that they would be a new and abundant food source for the lake’s fish. “The idea was, if you introduce something that fish could eat, fish would get bigger and fis...

CICPS Followup Slogan of the Council at the Intitute of the Center for Politics and Society: "We disambiguate complexifiers for the good of humanity."! Also announcing our new PAC, BackPAC. A return to normalcy for all! Support GoodStuff On Patreon https://www.patreon.com/goodstuff Happy Telephone Ordering Day 5am White noise jiggabits Is Salted Licorice Any Good? Aaron tries it Chocolate Milk Is...

Some Personal News: Andrew Got An Ottoman. That is all. Scent Shopping Bedbug Stephens Was On One This Week David Karpf Officially Throws Bret Stephens In the Trash Opinion | World War II and the Ingredients of Slaughter - The New York Times southpaw on Twitter: "I just followed Bret’s own link. What are we doing here? https://t.co/vUoxKZFYDI https://t.co/iyd2UvNcqp" / Twitter Innovation in Censor...

Folks, the only Amazon Fire I want is the one plugged into my TV. Amirite? Up here. Amazon rainforest fires: Here's what we know - CNN Thin dalmation line https://www.aspiregear.com/blogs/news/what-do-the-thin-line-colors-mean Thicc Orange Line Baby please don't leave me, I swear I'll be better Corporations are trying to gaslight us into believing they care about the good of mankind https://opport...