I Don't Get It Podcast

Noah and Bill plumb the unspeakable blackness of men’s hearts as they look into the unboxing exploits of Ryan Kaji’s Youtube channel. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Ryan’s World? 16:25 -- Why is Ryan’s World so popular? 21:33 -- Would you have liked Ryan’s World if you were a kid? 27:18 -- Is Ryan’s World a sign of the apocalypse? 30:08 -- Is y...

Bill and Noah coin a new word -- GOMLism -- and investigate the homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic world of esports. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Esports? 20:30 -- Why are Esports so popular? 29:38 -- Would you have liked Esports if you were a kid? 34:54 -- Are Esports a sign of the apocalypse? 42:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of Esports...

Bill and Noah write letters from the heart not intended to be sent as they discuss the Netflix teen sensation and its subsequent sequel. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before? 20:56 -- Why is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before so popular? 25:56 -- Would you have liked To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before if you were a kid...

Noah and Bill go all-in on size-zero crop tops and high-waisted jeans as the newest devotees of Brandy Melville clothing. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Brandy Melville? 14:26 -- Why is Brandy Melville so popular? 19:21 -- Would you have liked Brandy Melville if you were a kid? 23:43 -- Is Brandy Melville a sign of the apocalypse? 28:04 -- Is y...

For the simple price of your soul you too can subscribe to Disney+ and surrender to the charms of Baby Yoda, the latest weapon against humanity devised by Bob Iger. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Baby Yoda? 15:08 -- Why is Baby Yoda so popular? 21:47 -- Would you have liked Baby Yoda if you were a kid? 25:47 -- Is Baby Yoda a sign of the apocal...

It’s back to YouTube, so Noah and Bill can find another inscrutable content creator: This time, it’s the money-giving-awayer Mister Beast (Jimmy Donaldson). @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Mr. Beast? 20:42 -- Why is Mr. Beast so popular? 26:23 -- Would you have liked Mr. Beast if you were a kid? 33:06 -- Is Mr. Beast a sign of the apocalypse? 38...

Bill and Noah, two men with a lot of body hair and pointy ears, discuss the biggest bomb in movie theaters right now, the adaption of Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Cats.” @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Cats? 18:07 -- Why is Cats so popular? 27:16 -- Would you have liked Cats if you were a kid? 35:16 -- Is Cats a sign of the apocalypse? 42:17 -- Is your...

We thoroughly missed the Christmas season by talking about another holiday geegaw a full week after it was appropriate, but here goes anyway. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Elf On the Shelf? 15:45 -- Why is Elf On the Shelf so popular? 22:39 -- Would you have liked Elf On the Shelf if you were a kid? 27:22 -- Is Elf On the Shelf a sign of the a...

Bill and Noah set off powerful mustard gas bombs of blue smoke to indicate the injurious birth of another podcast episode. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Gender Reveal Party? 18:08 -- Why is Gender Reveal Party so popular? 23:52 -- Would you have liked Gender Reveal Party if you were a kid? 26:16 -- Is Gender Reveal Party a sign of the apocal...

Bill and Noah are disrespected, and their entire belief systems are called into question with the proliferation of OK BOOMER! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is OK Boomer? 16:14 -- Why is OK Boomer so popular? 20:27 -- Would you have liked OK Boomer if you were a kid? 24:57 -- Is OK Boomer a sign of the apocalypse? 30:41 -- Is your irrational hatre...

Using who is awarded a Mark Twain humor prize as a metric, we look at the legacy of Dave Chappelle, a trailblazing American comedian at the top of his form. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Dave Chappelle? 22:05 -- Why is Dave Chappelle so popular? 27:06 -- Would you have liked Dave Chappelle if you were a kid? 30:36 -- Is Dave Chappelle a sign of...

Bill and Noah talk about an underestimated threat to the world of decency and normalcy, the act of sabotage known as shitposting. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Shitposting? 18:55 -- Why is Shitposting so popular? 24:38 -- Would you have liked Shitposting if you were a kid? 30:43 -- Is Shitposting a sign of the apocalypse? 34:25 -- Is your irra...

Bill and Noah fall into a vat of chemicals and become podcasters, end of story. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Joker? 16:18 -- Why is Joker so popular? 21:56 -- Would you have liked Joker if you were a kid? 27:06 -- Is Joker a sign of the apocalypse? 30:47 -- Is your irrational hatred of Joker based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme...

Noah and Bill run around a proper English garden causing monkeyshines, which they learned from playing a video game about a little mischievous waterfowl. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Untitled Goose Game? 12:40 -- Why is Untitled Goose Game so popular? 17:27 -- Would you have liked Untitled Goose Game if you were a kid? 19:13 -- Is Untitled Go...

We grab a handful of ghost peppers and eat them like apples this week, because we are both committed to entertainment and damaging our mucus membranes all at once. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are chili peppers? 14:24 -- Why are chili peppers so popular? 20:36 -- Would you have liked chili peppers if you were a kid? 24:39 -- Are chili peppers a...

The warmed cup in their hands emitting a steamy vapor would indicate that Bill and Noah have gone all in on Pumpkin Spice-flavored coffee -- but why?! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Pumpkin Spice? 13:48 -- Why is Pumpkin Spice so popular? 17:55 -- Would you have liked Pumpkin Spice if you were a kid? 21:11 -- Is Pumpkin Spice a sign of the apoc...

We use the bully pulpit of our silly podcast to talk about something rather serious for a change, namely, the adoption of the pronoun “they” as a gender-neutral identifier. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is They? 14:14 -- Why is They so popular? 20:24 -- Would you have liked They if you were a kid? 25:57 -- Is They a sign of the apocalypse? 28:47...

Noah and Bill want to share their scrunchie with you as they peer into the VSCO girl phenomenon. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a VSCO Girl? 16:19 -- Why are VSCO Girls so popular? 20:03 -- Would you have liked VSCO Girls if you were a kid? 24:16 -- Are VSCO Girls a sign of the apocalypse? 30:13 -- Is your irrational hatred of VSCO Girls based...

It’s back into food and beverage studies this week as Bill and Noah tip back many cans of LaCroix sparkling water looking for the perfect flavor. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is LaCroix? 12:22 -- Why is LaCroix so popular? 16:18 -- Would you have liked LaCroix if you were a kid? 20:56 -- Is LaCroix a sign of the apocalypse? 24:34 -- Is your irra...

On the eve of the release of her new album, we look at the Taylor Swift phenomenon to see how it’s aged over the past decade. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Taylor Swift? 14:15 -- Why is Taylor Swift so popular? 19:47 -- Would you have liked Taylor Swift if you were a kid? 22:51 -- Is Taylor Swift a sign of the apocalypse? 27:07 -- Is your irrat...

Noah and Bill cast a glance to YouTube and sample the works of world famous content-maker-guy Mark Fischbach, aka Markiplier. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Markiplier? 17:07 -- Why is Markiplier so popular? 19:51 -- Would you have liked Markiplier if you were a kid? 23:17 -- Is Markiplier a sign of the apocalypse? 27:41 -- Is your irrational ha...

Bill and Noah give in and drink the bathwater of internet sensation Belle Delphine. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Belle Delphine? 16:24 -- Why is Belle Delphine so popular? 21:00 -- Would you have liked Belle Delphine if you were a kid? 24:42 -- Is Belle Delphine a sign of the apocalypse? 28:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of Belle Delphine bas...

Bill and Noah cough up the most valuable things they have -- their faces -- in order to play along with a popular app of the moment. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is FaceApp? 12:45 -- Why is FaceApp so popular? 17:37 -- Would you have liked FaceApp if you were a kid? 21:07 -- Is FaceApp a sign of the apocalypse? 24:44 -- Is your irrational hatred...

We score one for the good guys this week with our investigation of metal drinking straws, and how we can help out our friends the endangered sea turtles. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a metal straw? 15:49 -- Why are metal straws so popular? 19:10 -- Would you have liked metal straws if you were a kid? 23:19 -- Are metal straws a sign of the ap...

Fame and fortune are at your fingertips, all you need to do is lipsync a song or make a 13 second meme! @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is TikTok? 13:42 -- Why is TikTok so popular? 19:43 -- Would you have liked TikTok if you were a kid? 23:11 -- Is TikTok a sign of the apocalypse? 28:48 -- Is your irrational hatred of TikTok based on jealousy, and...