Hot for Creature

The creatures venture into THE WOODS. Will they make it out of THE WOODS? What do they think about the movie THE WOODS? Stay tuned and listen to them talk about Lucky McKee's THE WOODS.

Love is in the air as the creatures celebrate Valentine's Day with this Nora Ephron box-office bomb. They discuss the sexual energy of Will Ferrel, the Lubitsch touch, chemistry and toasters as they decode this mystifying work of cinema.

The creatures are 2 hot 2 handle in this episode comparing sequels to The Blair Witch Project. They stumble through the dark woods that is this crazy trilogy and discuss goth Scooby Doo, sequel expectations and branded underwear. Seriously. They want that branded underwear.

In 2022, two little creatures and acclaimed actor Michael Stahler ventured off into the woods to record a podcast about hiking, Animal Planet and Michael's real life Blair Witch experience. A week later, these recordings were found thoroughly edited. These are those recordings.

The creatures are back from their jolly break and getting back into the groove. They show off their physical media gifts and acquisitions from the holidays and indulge in this odd 90s melange of horror and sisters comedy. Over midnight margaritas they pitch an artistic masterpiece for Sandra Bullock, discover the original Borat and fly off the roof into greatness.

The creatures are goofy and joyful after a year of watching witch movies with you all, and have decided to finish it out with a first time watch of Dutch horror-comedy Saint. They talk about this movie's not-so-little problem, as well as gift-giving, Paul Verhoeven and Christmas horror. Thanks for joining us this past year creatures.

The bayou calls and the creatures answer. With the help of Sweet 'n Spooky's Selis Vargas they dissect what makes this gem a forgotten classic and wrestle with its plethora of themes. They also talk Christmas movies, voiceover and the works of Toni Morrison and Faulkner. Cw: sexual assault, childhood trauma

The creatures take on one of the great teen movies with the help of a former teen herself, Dylan's sister Katrina Dagenais! Dylan is roasted for his idea of light viewing, Katrina's nonexistent streaming career is boosted and Rob delights in the world of movie musicals. They are the weirdos, mister.

Rob's favorite segment you've never heard...

The creatures jump into the colorful, campy cauldron that is 1993's Hocus Pocus. They discuss the cult status of the movie, compare it to its contemporaries and talk A LOT more than they would like to about virginity. Despite its flaws, the movie manages to put a spell on the creatures.

Childhood is scary AF, but the creatures are taking it on with the help of Jeff Katz (Rob's brother and fellow witch). They plug their sponsors, as well as discuss the works of Roald Dahl, Halloween Kills, practical FX and The Great Betrayal.

The creatures fly freelance with special guest Sydney Torres as they take on the Miyazaki masterpiece Kiki's Delivery Service. They plan Sydney's Sailor Moon podcast, pay tribute to the legendary Phil Hartman, discuss bootlegs and watching restored movies, and indulge Rob in some good old fashioned Dune chat.

Edited out for time but presented here while Dylan is away! The creatures imagine The Producers as played by the Muppets.

Whether they like it or not, the creatures just can't stop going back to high school. Here they face the terrors of the 1980s, possibly unintentional queer subtext and lots of musical numbers. They also talk the Hellraiser reboot and The Breakfast Club.

While Dylan takes a sick day, we present a cut segment from our Worst Witch episode! Here we discuss the ending of The Green Knight, so avoid if you don't want spoilers. We'll be back shortly...

These horny little devils are especially hot for creature this week, as they take on one of Rob's favorite films, George Miller's The Witches of Eastwick. They talk comparisons to the book, Muppets, The Haunted Mansion, Lego Star Wars and the indelible charm of Wolfman Jack.

Anything can happen on Hot For Creature. Including watching the childrens' 1986 television special The Worst Witch. The creatures reminisce on their school daze of half days, teachers, deceased cats and an unfortunate amount of references to H*rry P*tter.

After another hectic week the creatures are headed to the video store to watch Ulli Lommel's The Devonsville Terror. Dylan gives his minute reviews of Nia DaCosta's Candyman and James Wan's Malignant before they dive into this oddly feminist VHS horror staple. They discuss straight-to-video films, the legacy of Donald Pleasance, Bird Box and face-melting, and eulogize their childhood video store.

The creatures had such a great time in Italy they stayed there. They tackle this Suspiria sequel and take the time to discuss Michael Mann, Cabin in the Woods, murderous hot dog vendors, Videodrome, Mario Bava and old musicals as they… walk through more hallways?

The creatures are back with one of the iconic witch movies, Dario Argento's 1977 classic Suspiria. They discuss the OnlyFans and Letterboxd debacle, the giallo distinction, dancer's envy and their continuing relationships with this movie, as they turn the blue iris to this Italian nightmare.

In their second week of questionable witch movies, the creatures are watching the 1977 Mexican cult-classic Alucarda. They talk funky box sets, A24, the horniness of Catholicism and late night movie pics as they attend the sabbath with Alucarda… and the weird guy.

The sea critters voyage out with The Witch Who Came From The Sea. They plan their giallo space movie, talk sci-fi production design, reminisce on Voyage of the Mimi and chat podcast pet peeves on their little raft. Cw: childhood sexual abuse, violence, sex

Wherefore art thou ROMERO?? The creature's watch George Romero's Season of the Witch/Hungry Wives/Jack's Wife and embrace dR3aM logic. They invent new naked party games, watch the Dune trailer, discuss slow pacing and the editing of Nicolas Roeg and attempt to get this movie the reappraisal it deserves. Cw: domestic violence, assault

The creatures are hot and bothered! They discuss Tom Six, the sexploitation genre, Loki and franchises, while baring all covering this scandalous 1970s swankfest.

After a long impromptu hiatus of traveling and working, the creatures are back to tackle this bizarre little BBC documentary, The Power of the Witch. They discuss the events in the news they missed, religion and witchcraft, Anton Lavey and movie crushes.