Horror Sucks

Send a text This disaster of an episode is brought to you by Ashley's poor time management. Please enjoy this weeks episode on the monstrosity that is Jeepers Creepers Reborn (2022), which undeniably sucks!  Disclaimer: We do not condone the actions of Jeepers Creepers director Victor Salva and while we were unsure while recording, he did serve 3 years in jail for his crimes of sexual miscond...

Send a text This week we are going back in time to fight the alien predator in Prey (2022)! Listen to hear why Prey sucks! 

Send a text Ashley and Carter and joined by friend of the pod Ian MacGregor to discuss the analogue horror movie Skinamarink (2022)! Listen to hear why this movie sucks!  Check us out at horrorsucks.com and @horrorsuckspodcast 

Send a text This week Ashley and Carter review The Offering (2022). Never heard of this movie? Us either, it was brushed under the rug during pre horror season. Listen to hear why this movie sucks! Thanks for listening, if you like what you hear please leave a rating and review! Horrorsucks.com Find us on instagram @horrorsuckspodcast

Send a text Hold on to your fingers and toes, this episode is juicy! This week we are joined by our friend Bobby to discuss the French horror film Raw. Listen to hear why some of us throught this movie sucked.  HorrorSucks.com Follow us @horrorsuckspodcast Email us at horrorsuckspodcast@gmail.com

Send a text The long awaited episode of M3GAN has arrived! After being haunted for months by trailers of this modern take on Child's Play, Carter and Ashley finally see it in theaters. Plagued by poor acting, transparent writing, and a generally dumb concept, this movie is really awful. Listen to hear why it sucks! Follow us: @horrorsuckspodcast  Find us at horrorsucks.com 

Send a text In this episode, Carter and Ashley recruit an old friend by the name of David to help unpack the David Fincher masterpiece Se7en (Seven, if you're feeling lazy). David streams most days from twitch.tv/davidtovarisch, where he games his way to a better world. The movie follows two detectives tracking down a serial killer inspired by the seven deadly sins... and has plenty of plot t...

Send a text TW: Addition and Sexual Assault  This week Carter and Ashley are joined by an unnamed friend who is on the run from an Evil Demon but had to stop in a witness our recording of Evil Dead 2013! If you have a sensitive stomach, beware.  Follow us: @horrorsuckspodcast  Find us at horrorsucks.com 

Send a text This week Ashley recommended what she thought would be a holiday movie but was let down with The Gingerdead Man (2005), starring Gary Busey. In one of the most unhinged episodes yet, they explore this awful masterpiece. Listen to here why it sucks! 

Send a text TW: Suicide This week Carter and Ashley cover the highly controversial movie The Forrest (2016) about the Aokigahara forest in Japan. Beyond topic insensitivity and racism, this movie sucks on so many levels. Listen to find out how!  Today is the last day to sign up for our movie give away. Head over to horrorsucks.com and enter your email for a chance to win! Thank you all for listeni...

Send a text Join Ashley and Carter as they journey through the backroads of America with Bones and All (2022). This movies has everything; Timothée Chalamet, love, and cannibalism. Listen to hear why Bones and All sucks! Please make sure to rate review and subscribe!  Find us at www.horrorsucks.com and on instagram @horrorsuckspodcast! 

Send a text We hope your hungry! Just in time for Thanksgiving, this week Carter and Ashley take a bite out of The Menu (2022). With a menu this appetizing, it should be sure to satiate our appetites. Listen to hear why it sucks!  We hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving!  Sign up for our movie box contest at horrorsucks.com  Also find us at Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast  Stay Spooky! 

Send a text As we wrap up spooky season, Carter and Ashley were prepared to be terrified by Terrifier 2 (2022). An anticipated sequel to the 2016 movie, Terrifier. Find out what ciaos Art the clown is causing this Halloween.  While this episode is not graphic in nature this movie is extremely gory. Those with sensitive stomachs tread lightly.  Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate,...

Send a text Happy birthday, Ashley! As her birthday episode, she has selected Hocus Pocus 2, her film debut. It's not really horror, but neither was Scooby Doo. 29 years after the original, the long-prophesied sequel to Hocus Pocus has been released. The original movie failed at the box office but has since become beloved. Listen to find out the sequel can fill its shoes. Thank you all for li...

Send a text For our most out of order episode yet, Carter and Ashley air a recording from early September, back when they were burnt out on Friday the 13ths and needed a pick-me-up. They elected to watch Cabin in the Woods, an all-time great horror film. Listen to hear why it's so critically acclaimed! Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe!  Also find us...

Send a text This week, Ashley and Carter have the pleasure of covering an old Horror Sucks classic. The original Hellraiser was the 5th episode of our podcast, and now we have the chance to watch the remake. It was meant to be a new movie inspired by the original (rather than a true remake or sequel) but the modern effects and higher budget should ensure a scarier, more gory movie. Listen to find...

Send a text Once again, Carter and Ashley watch a movie on a Thursday and expect to have the episode out by the following Wednesday. This time, it's Halloween Ends, the final of the Halloween remake trilogy. After two atrocious precursors, the duo can finally breathe a sigh of relief, as the series fittingly ends here. Listen to hear their thoughts. Thank you all for listening, please make su...

Send a text A few months late, Ashley and Carter review X, a movie about filming an adult video in rural Texas. This episode is particularly graphic of a sexual nature, and we recommend that family members do not listen. Also, extremely important to note, Carter does not know what he's talking about when it comes to alligators. Don't listen to him. Thank you all for listening, please mak...

Send a text After first seeing the trailer during a viewing of Sonic 2, Ashley and Carter have been excited for Smile for months. They waited through spooky baseball games and episode after episode after Horror Sucks for its release, and now its finally here  Listen so we can tell you whether or not this new release sucks. Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscrib...

Send a text To kick off a chaotic October schedule, Carter and Ashley review Barbarian. A recent release, the film has performed remarkably well with critics... but Carter is still skeptical. Listen to find out why. Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe!  Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast

Send a text This week Carter and Ashley regret their life choices with Orphan (2009) and Orphan: First Kill (2022). While one is a horror classic beloved my many, the other...you'll just have to listen to find out.  Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe!  Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast

Send a text After struggling for weeks, Ashley and Carter give up on their Friday the 13th marathon and settle for something a little simpler. In this week's episode, they discuss Vivarium, a movie where a couple finds themselves trapped in a paranormal suburb, forced to raise a child that isn't theirs.  If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You ca...

Send a text This week, Ashley and Carter limp through an episode of VelociPastor. Despite being a mere 75 minutes long, it's one of the most demoralizing movie they've ever seen. If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast

Send a text This week, Ashley and Carter revisit the 1980s to watch Prom Night, a since-rebooted Canadian slasher film starring the one-and-only Jaime Lee Curtis. The film has everything a slasher should have: gore, proms, Ohio, but there's just something about it that sucks. Listen to find out why. If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also fin...

Send a text This week, the gang reviews the recent Peacock original They/Them, a slasher movie set at a gay conversion camp. Ashley and Carter keep it as tasteful as possible. If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast