HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

when Poolhouse says you are a slave and need to accept it, he’s right. why? because he’s probably the smartest slave you know. tonight, a very special takecel transmission on what it means to understand your place in relationship to the octolectic. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE Hieronymous Bosch Michael Jackson, Dangerous LP (Mark Ryden) “2.0” & “JUDGEMENT...

BACKK by popular demand — another Takecel Transmission for my beloved Backklashistas: the hottest, brightest, most insanely witty audience of remote-viewing SLAVES (said lovingly !) ever to tune in. TONIGHT : Poolhouse goes full Court TV… After a brief opening monologue unpacking the fallout from the fallout from the fallout of the Epstein disclosures, Poolhouse pivots to comparatively lighter far...

They only want you when your 17…trillion terabytes of data. What real signal can be gleaned from the megaton dump of noise contained in the so-called “Epstein files”? To answer that question, you need only observe one unsettling fact: the managers of the files — those responsible for their collection, suppression, and distribution — appear to be implicated within them. This paradox points toward a...

Following a sojourn to the depths of the Octolectic, Poolhouse resurfaces with a transmission to the Backklashistas. Poolhouse has nothing to say about Trump, ICE, Epstein, Nicki, Bad Bunny, Savannah Guthrie et al. Instead, he has untethered himself from time altogether. He uses this moment to bring the audience into the Eternal Now – the intimate point of convergence where this broadcast signal i...

Poolhouse fires up his radiotronic Takecel transmitter for another entry in his alchemical audio samizdat journey to the mythopoetic scene of the crime of the alleged American CIVICIDE, aka 1865. Tonight: Nicki Minaj fronts for Trump Accounts—a public-private partnership investment fund created at birth and presumably issued to the children of Barbz, should any of them somehow manage to reproduce....

Nicki & The Donald: two queens from Queens maximizing their joint slay. but what does it mean to stand up and be counted in a system that already regards you as a number? The Queen may be the Don’s #1 fan, but according to Poolhouse, that makes her a subject, not a sovereign. Gog, Magog, Martha and MAGA: this is an urgent Takecel Transmission on breaking Pick-Me news, live from Gag City (or maybe...

another Poolhouse transmission from beyond time and space: 2026… 1999... 1865. the American Experience is a timeline collapsing on Poolhouse’s command into a single ritual radio of ceremonial pop-art warfare: HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH, your internet neighborhood bodega broadcast signal coming at you again to cook the mainframe of your brain with its paranoid pulse turned all the way up. tonight: wh...

The levels of so-backkness are off the charts. In an uproarious edition of your favorite pop art pirate radio transmission, HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH, Poolhouse reveals a vulnerable piece of his childhood, before tearing the mask off one of the most sinister New Normal deceptions yet. Behind the spectacle of boomerfied AOL news slop lurks the grinning specter of the TQ. complete show notes and more...

THE GUY IN THE SPOT (OR, THE SECOND ICESTAFARIAN THEOPHANY OF PAUL J. HALCYON) Poolhouse walks into the freezing night to confront the Watcher in the Woods once more. The Watcher is a silent, unjudging presence with red eyes and a long memory, from whom Poolhouse receives a cryptic transmission: Don’t forget. What unfolds is a chilly meditation on Edenic loss, octolectical bondage, amnesia after t...

THE AQUARIAN is a quiet transmission from inside the crystal, where Poolhouse speaks on alienation, surveillance, cosmic cycles, and the struggle to remain oneself in an algorithmic world. Episode Mixtape: Peech Boys NYC - Stay With Me (Tom Moulton Mix) Aleems - Release Yourself (Dub Remix) Meat Beat Manifesto - Mindstream This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subs...

There once was a Pool in a hall made of glass, Preaching spirit and signal and algorithmic mass. While machines stole his vibe, He declared, “I will survive— You can mine my whole life, but you won’t ever get me, you ass.” SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKT.REE /DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonu...

NOTE : If you miss seeing Poolhouse on X dot com, consider checking in on his Substack page . A quiet Edenic transmission from the Heavens, via Poolhouse’s heart center, delivered to you from outside of X’s microcosmic Kali Yuga cycle. Poolhouse delivers a brief message to you about your perfect energy, his stolen aura, and the necessity of establishing new rhythms of devotion in a world that incr...

Poolhouse kicks off this arc with a ritual prologue: some musings on perception, pattern recognition, symbolic geometry, labyrinths, the law, angels, and Americans—as he unseals a vision of his octolectical world-system. Mapping the overlap between self, society, and the unseen spiritual domains where power actually coheres, Poolhouse tunes the audience’s perception to a new frequency before this...

Tonight’s TAKECEL TRANSMISSIONS tears into America as a self-surveilling spectacle—a clout-possessed land where humiliation-as-mass-ritual became entertainment long before the internet made it perfunctory. Poolhouse responds to the controversy around Nick Fuentes and Epstein, reframing the outrage not as moral awakening but as folklore and media hysteria functioning as a discursive control mechani...

Poolhouse continues to dissects the blood-sport mentality surrounding the ICE killing of Renee Good, rejecting the crowd’s ecstatic hunger for a scapegoat. After a mini-octolectics primer, Poolhouse applies this heuristic to post-COVID trauma, meme warfare, and how unprocessed shock turns citizens into the builders of their own digital prison. Episode Mixtape Eminem - Just Do It (Poolhouse Dub) 2P...

Poolhouse comes out swinging in a rare acknowledgement of The Discourse™, responding to the death of Renee Good and the U.S. escalation in Venezuela. A sermon on decorum, dissidence, and the urgency of holding true values in the age of spiritual warfare. When Poolhouse unexpectedly becomes the voice of reason, you know the discourse has officially lost the plot. Episode Mixtape Peech Boys NYC - St...

A Christmas Message from Poolhouse. A Cascade Day Message from Poolhouse. These are merely the bookends for a very important Poolhouse transmission: an electrifying media-market takedown of the scientific press versus California’s Great “Radiation” Fog Event: the PR un-eventifying of a Biblical weather phenomenon. And they would have gotten away with it, too…if it weren’t for your favorite teenybo...

BACKKLASH OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY 2025 (FY2026) feat. Kellock & Hagalaz We punched out, strung up the lights, expensed some top-shelf booze with the petty cash, and flung open the virtual office doors at BACKKLASH COMMUNICATIONS for possibly the most unhinged and heartfelt installment of our holiday tradition yet: the annual Backklash Office Christmas Party . Poolhouse convenes a candid, intimate,...

BRUISEFIST COMMAND// TRANSMISSION TO: BACKKLASH_REMOTE_VIEWERS This is Bruisefiist Command with an urgent bulletin from the Hyperrealm. A rupture in the medial strata has been detected: human narrative-systems are collapsing into commercial singularity, and the only counter-signal strong enough to stabilize the grid is BACKK FRIDAY — a Cyberian-sanctioned POOLHOUSE transmission featuring fellow Ba...

NOTE FROM POOLHOUSE: I began work on this episode over the summer 2025 when I was feeling a bit lost and uncertain. Since finding more clarity of my path forward, I seriously debated whether or not I should even bother to release it. It’s strange. Perhaps, too shrouded in the cosmic. Idk. But I realized in not releasing this mysterious little work of mine, I was keeping myself in trapped in the vo...

We are SO BACKK. The I WAS THERE™ gang storms into November with a doozy of an edition of America’s favorite pan-subcultural redpilled radio call-in show. Today: What makes you a libtard? Some shocking crypto-leftist truths from the most based people you know. The confessions lead us everywhere: the TQ / True Crime connection. A dramatic and downright heroic story of local activism. Mac allows his...

BACKKLASH FIELD GUIDE TO COPING AND CAPING 2025 Or, THE PARASOCIAL POLITICS OF E-RIGHT RACISM feat. AgNONsis BRUISEFIIST TRANSMISSION 0086 — BACKLASH FIELD GUIDE TO COPING AND CAPING (2025) FEAT. AgNONsis This is BRUISEFIIST speaking, transmitting program notes upon command… NOW SEE HERE, REMOTE VIEWER: You will LISTEN. LAUGH. AND LOVE. And if you know what is good for you, maybe u will even learn...

In which Poolhouse and PunishedBPHM (“Lil Pun,” if you’re a homie) come together to ask the American right: just how big is your tent? What begins as Poolhouse’s earnest attempt to interrogate a few posts he found tRiGgEriNg quickly mutates into something richer, stranger, and more human. The friction dissipates into candor, curiosity, and comedy—a three-dimensional conversation that cuts through...

POP! GOES THE OCTOLECTIC featuring Poppy [@helloiampoppy] In this latest ultra-cosmic transmission of HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH , DJ POOLHOUSE once again invites his remote viewers into his radiant, ongoing experiment in pop-art audio assemblage — one with plenty of crackle and snap. Poolhouse is joined by Poppy — British artist, drummer, and beloved bohemian barge-dwelling internet e-foid. Poppy s...

ANTHRAX TRAXX: the Next DJ POOLHOUSE Special Miniseries from BACKKLASH – COMING SOON! What happens when DJ Poolhouse fuses the thematic essences of his most provocative work into one magnum opus—the biowarfare exposé of The Unsilencing , the sweeping geopolitical paranoia of Ultimate Eurodance Conspiracy Project , and the caustic, surgically precise critique of the military-industrial-media-trauma...