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Overwatch 2 is like getting your head crushed in an elevator 01.03.2023 1:01:11 ↓

Matt and James talk about how they almost got seriously injured. We also had access to a bow and arrow and booze.

Guitar Hero plastic instruments give me heartburn 22.02.2023 1:02:27 ↓

Matt and James rant about things for awhile and then conquer some more trivia.

Dark and Darker is so fun... I hope it doesn't suck later! 13.02.2023 57:50 ↓

Matt and James talk about the Nintendo Direct + their thoughts on Dark and Darker

AI generated memes are humanity's only hope 07.02.2023 1:06:01 ↓

Matt and James discuss some Overwatch 2 news and then return to the wonderful and sometimes awful video game quiz!

Is Metal Gear 4 coming to Steam? Birth of the Trivia Master 31.01.2023 1:07:34 ↓

Matt and James discuss their weeks and some super totally accurate gaming leaks. James is dubbed the "Triva Master" as we embark into a whole new segment!

The lost episode: available for a limited time only 23.01.2023 1:07:48 ↓

Matt and James talk about Elden Ring some more and then test their GAMER knowledge on some busted quiz.

My new years resolution is to stop cutting my own hair. 16.01.2023 1:03:03 ↓

Matt and James talk more about Elden Ring and discover the world of comedy new years resolutions.

Elden Ring and hot pumpkin pie must die 10.01.2023 1:04:28 ↓

Matt and James spend some time talking about their experiences with Elden Ring. Somehow the topic of pumpkin is brought up and hot takes are thrown down.

Podcast REBOOT: New format, same old Elfster 05.01.2023 1:20:30 ↓

Matt and James switch up the podcast format and get lost down a weird Christmas blog rabbit hole.

(Pre-Reboot) Sidequest: The great Queen story Feat. Polkabird 30.12.2022 1:02:06 ↓

Matt and Polkabird don't actually explain the opening story and instead talk about burger king and Tekken.

(Pre-Reboot) Sidequest: I will destroy Christmas for a Wii 20.12.2022 1:06:01 ↓

Matt and James share video-game related holiday tales.

(Pre-Reboot) The age old hot dog sandwich dispute 12.12.2022 1:07:20 ↓

Matt and James discuss the classification of foods. Sprinkled in amongst talk of FF14 and competitive gaming.

(Pre-Reboot) Sidequest: Pre-Game Awards 2022 Discussion + Rumors 07.12.2022 1:09:27 ↓

Matt and James go through all of the categories for the Game Awards and realize how little they know about games.

(Pre-Reboot) Sidequest: The loss of youth through the remembrance of mobile games 21.11.2022 1:09:32 ↓

Matt and James discuss playing Tetris on flip phones and angry birds on Ipod touch. Man mobile gaming sure has changed.

(Pre-Reboot) Sidequest: Baffled at Metacritic's top games of all time 08.11.2022 1:08:32 ↓

This week Matt and James take a look at Metacritic's most highly rated games... most of them are made by Rockstar.

(Pre-Reboot) Sidequest: Jame's top 10ish most played Steam games! 24.10.2022 1:03:57 ↓

James discusses his top 10(ish) most played games on Steam while Matt complains about Darksouls II while also praising it!

(Pre-Reboot) Sidequest: Our Top 5 Most Played Steam Games Feat. Polkabird 10.10.2022 1:14:43 ↓

James is still sick this week. Polkabird aka Ryan steps in to discuss our top 5 most played games on Steam! And also fried sidewalk eggs...

(Pre-Reboot) Sidequest: How you know you're a gamer? Feat. Polkabird 03.10.2022 1:07:13 ↓

James is out sick this week. Polkabird aka Ryan steps in to discuss strange internet gaming questions.

(Pre-Reboot) Side Quest: Controllers 20.09.2022 47:34 ↓

Matt and James mix up the format a bit with this special topics episode about controllers!