Grumpy Dungeon Masters

Diving into the monk class is something the GDM guys love to do. Also a dungeon with a fake dragon and a mine cart ride of the lifetime. Enjoy!

It's a fun filled adventure of dead PC's, great NPC's, and what makes Warforged awesome besides their stats. Enjoy!

I hope you like giants, because we've got giants for your giants. Also some new subclasses and feats to make your campaign gigantic!

Horses climbing trees and Brapp Zanigan along with his friend Clif. GDM Jay also makes a pitch for less rules in a game full of rules. Listen and enjoy shenanigans!

Dark vision apparently leads to anger, which leads to hate, which leads to the dark side or something. Also, resurrection doesn't make sense. All this in the latest episode.

Hiding behind shields, trees, other people, or Tarrasques? Which one works the best? Also gnome vs Goblin! Listen in!

More Tarrasque Shenanigans, Giant Space Hamster Miniatures, and how to not end a campaign you're writing. All in this episode!

The guys talk about a sub-class with spray paint, WotC errors, and GDM Jay learns that you can have 2nd edition materials printed and shipped to you through the DMSGuild website. The more you know!

Both Spelljammer and Dragonlance have been confirmed. Which one are the Grumpy Dungeon Masters more excited for? The answers might shock you!

GDM Christopher helps some Mephits survive a hostile encounter with some adventurers, better random encounter tables to use, and perplexing things players do.

A deep dive into how giants actually attack, elephants leaping nearly as high as the Tarrasque, and more dead PC's. All in a days work for the Grumpy Dungeon Masters!

Bling bling dice are apparently a thing and the GDM guys can't help but discuss it and their own dice collections. This plus beholder cosplay pirates and more!

Removal of certain books, video game Divinity Original Sin, and 2 Grumpy Guests in one episode. What more could you ask for? Ok...Cheetos. You could ask for Cheetos, but we don't have any.

The guys get technical with technical writing and how to not get made fun of. Also GDM Christopher talks more about his new character and Spelljammer is on the horizon.

The Dragonlance experts are here and send GDM Christopher to school on it. Lucky for him there is no test on this information later on. Also GDM Christopher tells fibs about not killing any characters this week.

GDM Christopher smashes players characters again. Listen in to see who got the hammer this time! Also GDM Jay finally played a gnome!

It's an entire podcast of crushing GDM Christopher's dreams and bringing him back to earth. He was flying to near the sun so it's probably better for him. Also Goblin sock puppetry!

What spell do you use to tell a joke about the Ooze Lord Jubilex? Viscous Mockery! Thanks for coming to my stand up routine! Also GDM Christopher actually gets to play D&D!

Are Negatives necessary in D&D to offset positives? Also, who plays a warlock without Eldritch Blast? Apparently the GDM guys do.

Who wants to get devoured by the most awesome Slime of all time? Jubilex! Also tattoos for completing a campaign for everybody!

Silvery barbs and Tsunami make a surprise return on the podcast and also a late entrance by Reverend Panda! This one was a ton of fun!

Can you counter spell something when you can't see it coming? Even the GDM guys aren't certain on this one, but they have some ideas on it. Also Korreds, Girl Scout Cookies, and dungeon sizes!

The guys have found the best way to make characters. Lets D&D Beyond just make it for you at random. I can't wait to try out this 8 Dexterity Rogue of mine!

For those who want to become dungeon masters, but don't know how, this is the episode for you! Also the usual shenanigans and Giarc has gone missing!

The Grumpy guys invited 3 of GDM Jay's players onto the podcast to relive past traumas the dungeon master had inflicted upon them and take a few swings back.