Going Terribly

It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe...maybe this *something-that-rhymes-with-"round bouncing ball of marsupials"* will be better than the last. Candi and Jason Vincent, of Pranksgiving 2020 fame, are up in the canyons for our *something-that-rhymes-with-"ghost's-occupation"* episode, and GAMES are afoot! Or anose. Or akidney stone. Something Operation-related. Other discussion...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, which means guests! games! ... and gas? Let our leading extra, Gennie Adams, jingle your bells with baking stories (both weed and culinary), OnlyFans ASMR, and the filthiest anagrams known to Baby Jesus.  Other conversation topics may include: - How to feign interest in what your podcast co-host is saying - What is the world's hottest food? Spoiler...

Let's get intimate, shall we? Are you a rowdy sleeper and wake up with limbs all akimbo and pillows strewn all over the bed and whole asscrack hanging out, like Doug? Or are you a vampire and sleep on your back with your arms crossed on your chest and wake your partner up by laughing in your sleep, like Alice (and Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine)? Tune in for further fascinating discussions o...

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It's almost Alice and Doug's anniversary of the couplins. AND WHY DOES AUTOCORRECT REFUSE TO LET ME SPELL IT THAT WAY?!?!?! Anyway, they'll celebrate with some high art and low balls and of course, swordfuls of meat brought to their table at regular intervals. Other discussion topics may include: - The pure art and sheer brilliance of a sideways urinal - How pockets should be far more respected in...

Have you ever served on a jury? Do you know anyone who has? What about in a restaurant test market or a Gallup poll or the survey of 100 people on Family Feud? Does anyone know anybody who's ever responded to any allegedly significant public opinion research ever? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO HOLD OUR LIVES IN THEIR HANDS?!?!?! Alice was rejected for Jury Duty again, and Doug unearths a conspiracy abo...

If all of our episode titles didn't have to strictly follow (split infinitive FTW!) the "Two Peas in a Pod " format, we'd call this one "In Loaf and Breadsketball." Get cozy as we riff on dough balls, the NRA (the NBA one), and the etymological legacy of Hitler's Germany. Other discussion topics may include: - A well bred breadth of breaded bread - The professional wrestling legacy of Millard Fill...

To Alice on Her 37th Birthday... That movie allusion FINALLY makes sense! Other discussion topics may include: - Listen, it's Alice's birthday. You don't need any other reasons to listen to this episode. It's her freaking birthday. Be a pal and listen. She's pretty awesome.  [This shameless plea brought to you by Doug, Intern Sean, and Alfredo]

It's November, and you know what that means. It's the season of food and togetherness, paranoid Covid scares, reinforcing of gender roles, and figuring out once and for all, what the heck happened to that guy from Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. You know, that lead singer guy. Other discussion topics may include: - NPR vs. Australia: The Great War of 2020 - A celebration of the world's #2 #2 museu...

Halloween is upon us, and so is Kevin Roach. BOOM. Alternative title ideas for this episode: Three Zombie Abe Lincolns in a Body Swap Killer Movie Three Buttcheeks in a One Nightstand Three Freshly Graduated High Schoolers in a Squid Pro Quo Game Three Pigeon-Livered Wagtails in a Sentient Meatloaf Three Door-to-Door Knife Salesmen in a Cheesy Commercial about Saving on Your Electric Bill Frighten...

Digital Dynamo Josh Weiland is back to plug our annual 24-Hour Extra Life livestream where we sit on our asses and play video games all day for charity! Doug also masterminded the most inscrutable word/phonetics game of all time, and we share our shoplifting stories. Come on. Everybody's got one. Or two in Alice's case... Other discussion topics may include:  - Canada, Blu-Rays, and other mad...

WE HAVE A GUEST! WE HAVE A GUEST!  After 26 guest-less episodes, we reverse the curse with our most Royal King of the Food Court, the Emperor of Ice Cream, the Llama's Pajamas: ANDY JONES! Come learn about piezometric surfaces. It'll change your life. Other discussion topics may include:  - Everything's bigger in Texas. Except the fungus. - An outright declaration of war on Charlie's Gra...

For the second greatest moment of synchronicity in Going Terribly history (the first being 16:08 in Episode 13), check out 23:06 in this here episode, which is dedicated to September ending, funky ones, and dookies. Other discussion topics may include: - Grocery store family dramas - The downfalls of lying to your bathroom scale - Ghost Writer vs. Wishbone vs. Lambchop: Which is which? Does anyone...

Thursday is International Podcast Day, and this week's short but sweet episode is full of neato-torpedo audio-didactic trivia...like how the ancient Romans invented indie filmmaking and how Thomas Edison's first sound recording was actually an episode of King of the Hill .   Other discussion topics may include: - An umbrella repurposing life hack that could change your world forever - Which b...

Aaarrr, ye scurvy bilge rats! Turn yar rudder to thy chosen auricular device, and harken to the dulcet tones of Rear Admiral Douglas Redbeard and Shen the Scaly Scaliwag, as they regale you with tales of wet cakes, venomous caterpillars, and male sirens of the 1990s and their acronymic legacy. 'Twill be the greatest seafarin' adventure of the Seven Realms! Oh, it's not International Talk Like a Pi...

Just a plain old average episode coming your way with no trivia games or milestone celebrations or surprise presents of any kind...  Other discussion topics may include:  - The desire to pee across the midwest. And Arizona. - Dropping lots of names, knowledge, and thunder  - Toilet paper socks: not what you'd think...or exactly what you'd think?  - How much would YOU pay to see...

Rabbit Rabbit! It's the first episode of September, and boy, do we have some atoning to do. After making some not necessarily false but ultimately misinformed statements throughout August about the Lindbergh Baby, the Saved by the Bell revival, and the Morton Salt company (the very cheek, we know...), Doug and Alice guess at some celebrity ages, invent a new music-themed board game (Doo-wop-oly?),...

You know what everybody loves? Summer camp. A week of open flame, peeing into troughs, and getting your first period out in the wilderness and not telling any of the camp counselors and just shoving toilet paper in your hoochie. Wet and hot indeed. Other discussion topics may include: - The best U.S. restrooms and the pilgrimages that must follow - "Communal Expelling": The grossest two-word combi...

Today is Strange Music Day, so Alice and Doug will take you on a magical musical journey through upbeat songs with sad lyrics, the best genres of music to fight depression and facilitate pooping, how to torture someone with silence, how to torture someone with a theremin, and how to truly be metal. Like Amelia Earhart, who totally assassinated Thomas Edison. That patent-pending turd. Other discuss...

Sometimes, you just gotta start out an episode by making juvenile fart noises with your hands. You certainly don't have to continue the rest of the episode like that, but what can we say, we're just gems like that. Other discussion topics may include: - How gymnastics can improve or infuriate your black cat - Gallagher's fruit smashing, brother suing journey into our hearts - Why you should be wat...

Going Terribly is a true crime podcast now. Doug watches a ton of Forensic Files , Disappeared , and Killer Couples (who knew?), and Alice was recently trapped in a car for 9 hours and listened to the entire first season of the Cold podcast (not against her will), so obviously, this whole episode is a grisly dramatization of Ashley Judd's 1999 film, Double Jeopardy .  Other discussion topics...

August is upon us, which means National Ice Cream Month is over. Join Doug and Alice as they pick up the shards of their shattered existence by conquering their childhood fears of killer clowns, anxiety dreams, lyrical abstraction, catfishing scams, and sitting on one's nuts. Other discussion topics may include: - Incredibly beautiful songs about infidelity - Martha Stewart, hot pink buildings, an...

Was the Lindbergh Baby ever found? Are the humanoid races from Lord of the Rings still considered "humans" like we're considered humans? Are Counting Crows lyrics actually deep, or are they only deceptively deep?  And does "deceptively deep" mean something is shallower than it seems or deeper than it seems? (There IS a right answer to this...) All these questions and more in this episode wher...

In this fast-paced episode, Alice and Doug go *bang zoom* straight to the moon and back with musings on Hogwarts houses, reality dating shows, and sex work destigmatization. Doug also creates some predictive text fortune cookies (in bed), and Alice intricately details the obscure, niche world of international collegiate muggle quidditch. Honestly, are any of those words even real? Other discussion...

You guys, this episode is adorable. Chock-full of puns, callbacks, and wholesomely embarrassing stories about Doug macing someone in the face and Alice almost drowning in a pool. Bonus Words With Nerds: Pronunciation Edition and a *Giveaway* entailing mac 'n cheese and nudie pics.  Oh wait, adorable? I mean, deplorable... Other discussion topics may include: - Cats and the silent treatment: a...