F*ckin' Brothers

Recording from a live volcano at over 300°F this is the F*ckin' Brothers'! We talk about the Hogwarts house Jesus belongs to, Fedual Japan, and Tom Cruise! We talk slow cooker meals, brown nipples, and the email is open for Cubans looking for a sugar daddy! There's a gay way to eat pancakes, and that's probably how you've been eating them! Don't forget to send us hate mail, thanks for stopping by!

Vibrating beds, cave exploration, and battleships! This podcast has everything you're looking for and more! We discuss Rome for the 800th time and agree that the National Anthem should be the Eurovision Smash hit "Pump Up The Jam"! We also cover the logistics of gambling on Japanese fighting fish and the importance of portion control! Stay toxic everyone!

Our usual patriot Sal is out for the day so the fan-favorite boyo returns for an hour of pure chaos. Boyo gets arrested (again) and tells his tale of booze and shenanigans. Crawfish, felonies, and fireworks! This All American special includes naval supremecy, goat porn, and pure uneimbelished Patriotism! This podcast is enough to make a Bald Eagle cry!

Exploiting child labor laws, face smashing internet strangers, and a retelling of Pinocchio! Can't forget about crackheads getting spoon fed dope so they're willing to perform acrobatics! Welcome to the Internet's freak-show circus! We have long time fan/friend/ and real woman on, Liz! She shares tips on motherhood, teeth grinding, and getting high on carnival rides! All cats should be toilet trai...

Zach and Big Z join the brothers to discuss junk food, road trips, and the brand new podcast from the FN studio - StarchedMMA!!! The Autism in shines as we tackle things like BBQ, sports drinks and child-proofing your home. Bears, munchkins, and Omni-man! Everything you could want from a toxic podcast! You can find us on Spotify, Samsung podcasts, and in the tunnels underneath your house!

Live from the gay district in Atlanta, Georgia, the sleep-deprived and hungry brothers dive into their Great American road trip from a cramped hotel room! The great Beaver from the sky came down and blessed us with his bountiful juices! We love you Buc-ee's, thanks for keeping us fed and horny! This 30 minute special covers ketamine, diaper prices, and things to do in Hope, Arkansas! Sal's having...

F*ckin' siblings! Noah and Emily join the team to make it a total of 4 people talking shit about Alex! We dig into his childhood to validate the hate we carry for him today! Emily talks about the zonkeys (Zebra/donkey) in Florida and Noah talks about sleeping in a kangaroo's pouch! Family can be crazy but not as crazy as bioengineered animals!

After a year of successful podcasting, Nate decides to put on the suit and put the leash on his two co-hosts! After hitting the 50th episode, Nate decides to confess his strange desire for forcing Nathaniel's tight little body into a suit and shipping him off to Hong Kong! C'mon along for the ride as Nate gets sweatier and we talk about wiretaps, kidney stones, and overweight assassins!

What's trashier than trash? 3 guys from broken homes trying to host a podcast! Welcome to the Internet's landfill. Medieval politics, Paula Dean, and shitty upbringings! We're here to show you that poor people should NOT follow their dreams. This is your one stop-shop for cooking tips, history lessons, and salvation!

Have you stolen a tray from McDonald's recently? Used a slang word? Get kneebound with your favorite podcast and repent with the F*ckin' Brothers'! Heaven may have a pickleball court but the Internet has comedy, so stay awhile! Sea monsters, politicians, and Pizza Hut. There's something for everyone! The only thing more powerful than a belief in Santa is a Christmas Hand job!

An Old school Italian friend joins us to celebrate the joys of gambling, adderall, and friendship. Bry and the brothers share cracked out stories from their youth as well as current addictions. This podcast is for anyone who likes Oreo's, drywall punching, or emptying a clip into the air! If Batman ever got laid, there would be no justice and remember to only buy your family Christmas presents if...

This holiday make sure to save room for the absolutely loaded meal that is the F*ckin' Brothers' podcast! Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful. Thankful for high-dosage THC edibles, thankful for blasting your family on public airwaves, and thankful for killing cyclists and anyone you disagree with. Come celebrate the holiday with us and we'll show you how to petty-larceny your way into a pair of...

Titty bars, DUI's, and daddy's credit card! Our favorite soldier joins us on the frontlines of addiction and gambling. You can't escape great replacement theory and they most definitely are coming for your shoe laces. Shiting in the woods will get you closer to nature and if you have a problem with your formean, simply beat him up. Shoot guns, eat bacon and buy your troops a drink. Thank you to al...

Another brother of the brothers' special! We can a great chance to talk with Sal 2.0 and admire him for being more than a washed up podcast host. Boxing tape, nose bleeds, and injuring siblings is all the rage nowadays! We share our horror stories of ingesting THC and give insight into what it's really like to be a fish! Take the wrong dosage and you might end up in the hospital, or worse a single...

Finally we have video! Finally you can pin a face to the atrocious comments we've been making! Dwarfism, IPA's, and tainted oatmeal supplies are just some of the things you'll be treated to in this week's special! Pookie's back to give us all a lesson on integrity. Liking certain candy makes you a target and nut allergies are a sign of weakness. Clean your ears, rub your eyes, and open your heart...

Bad ethics makes great science, Mr. Rogers has an incomprehensible kill-count, and the bible says "Love thy podcast"! Welcome to the Mecca of hot-takes! In one riveting hour we pay homage to the Alamo, discuss the sexual preference of ranch-hands and trace our villain origin moments! Youtube can replace 12 years of public education and if you don't end up in the hospital on your birthday then you...

Welcome back to the most toxic place on the web, The F*ckin' Brothers' Podcast! We explain the key to wealth which is the manipulation of dementia patients! It's time to get that bag by targeting the vulnerable lower-class! We'll also dive into how to destroy a European using nothing but Takis and pizza rolls! Moms' may be against vaping, but we're sure as Hell not! Turns out there's actually a hi...

40 episodes in and The F*ckin" Brothers have brought peace to Middle East, absolutely groundbreaking! This week, we breakdown border expansion, Antarctica and the anti-cancelling technology that is audio editing! If this week's episode teaches you anything it's that everyone has a story, every town has a rock, and adrenaline should be used recreationally!

It only took 39 episodes but the brothers finally have an understanding of what a woman is! This week has all the patriarch induced chaos with a feminine touch! We figure out that astrology and manifestation are the real deal and George W Bush is proof of that! After being kicked out of Legoland, this podcast is all we have left! Girl math may be causing an economic collapse but at least the firin...

Another week means another hour of practical advice and bold statements. The brothers reveal the horrors of dating Halloween girls and the logistics of Santa. We take a stand against the people who can't stand and feed you conspiracy theories that are sure to get you killed by your government! Make sure you never overpay for a dating app and remember to channel your anger into drywall so you can a...

Our pal Sal smokes a cigarette and dies instantly. Nate and Nathaniel hold down the fort with the most crucial facts you're gonna hear all week. The brother's break down America's favorite torture porn film-franchise "SAW" and explain how anyone can play the game (and win!). Remember that watching anime and doing kegels won't give you a dick as big as Ghost Rider! Now go eat a Twinkie and practice...

The mongolian eagle hunter has a strong bond with his bird. The house cat has an even stronger bond with the sand he poops in! Mountain people are built different, cyber terrorism never goes out of style, and our pal Sal has the laugh of a flooded tractor engine! This episode embraces learning! Two key takeaways are that you should always bow to a Japanese intern and make sure you commit your most...

An episode that starts with the brothers screaming at one another is always a good sign of a quality show! After a touching moment of silence in honor of the TSA's birthday, the boys move right on to Jesus (The world's biggest gaslighter)! Tune in for the best names for your dog and all the potential noises that a doctor could make! Matt Walsh, we'll see you in the octagon! Go outside and talk to...

The long awaited talk with the general is finally here! The brothers go on the front-line with their active duty, unhinged military best friend! This patriotic special episode becomes a battlefield that features dolphin jelly, Machiavellian behavior, and turning the entire world into a parking-lot! Remember that bobcat lives DO NOT matter and if you fuck a guy in a public bathroom, just make sure...

The BIG special is here! The brothers sit down with longstanding group member Big Z to tackle the problems of the modern world. This special episode has the crew entering the world of Dungeons and Dragons, steeling animal tails from the mentally ill, and blacking out on public transportation. You're sure to get motion sickness with lively discussions on motorcycles, car-crashes, and rollercoasters...