Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Original Air Date - 3/7/22 Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/ph...

Original Air Date - 2/28/22 Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in the social media war propaganda onslaught? What is Bridget's solution to the Russia/Ukraine hostilities? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/s...

Original Air Date - 2/14/22 Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which part of Jeff Bezos will the Dutch eat first? Was Adele's award speech a subtle hint for Bridget to send her a WOMEN! sweatshirt? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode...

Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie is the best? Can Bridget pull off a Brad Pitt in Seven impression? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get...

Is Simpsons' creator Matt Groening running the simulation? When did "women" become a dirty word? Are yachts the solution to all our problems? Will Bridget ever care again? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Would America survive a Hillary/Trump rematch in 2024? Catch a robber or catch a Snorlax, which would you choose? Should Machine Gun Kelly take Megan Fox's last name? What do you need to do to earn a spot on Bridget's yacht? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 1/10/22 Is Alexa trying to kill your child? Did science just discover that being overweight is bad for you? Is giving birth the most masculine thing ever? Should Bridget start selling her farts? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 12/20/21 Does Donald Trump Jr. have his dad’s telephone number? Who wants to become Commiefornia’s next “Superintendent of Equity”? Is there a tunnelthat goes under CNN to The Getty? Is Bridget going to lose her mind? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 12/13/21 Who takes career advice from a prince? How does a fictional character's death affect the real world stock market? Who gives facelifts to camels? Does Bridget intend to have a public meltdown in a restaurant? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 12/6/21 Does Fauci have a God complex? Did Dumpster Fire take down the Cuomo brothers? Is the Women's Tennis Association the only sports organizationwith balls big enough to stand up to China? Is Bridget capable of a Rodney Dangerfield impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www....

Original Air Date - 11/22/21 Kamala became the first female president for 85 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? Who gets to humiliate the Eunuch Maker? What's the best way to protect your flaps & folds? What should the Phetasy improv troop be called? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.c...

Original Air Date - 11/14/21 What do Big Bird and blowjabs have to do with each other? Will Leo cuck Jeff Bezos? Who will win the battle of the heiress weddings? Could Bridget care less? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 11/1/21 What do Osama Bin Laden and Tracy Jurgenstein have in common? Are we allliving in fear of offending China? Why haven't politicians learned their lesson about blackface yet? How often does Bridget get the meat sweats? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 10/25/21 Which is more painful to watch, Biden's clenched fists or Kamala's surprise birthday party? Could Trump's new TRUTH app been named more ironically? Are teenage girls being brainwashed into having Tourette's? Will Bridget's Titanic drinking game sweep the nation? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers...

Original Air Date - 10/18/21 Is Kamala a worse actor than a porn star? Is Trump determined to break the GOP before he learns to share? Will Sanjay Gupta grow some balls? Does Bridget have a new catchphrase? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 10/4/21 Is Nancy Pelosi perpetually drunk or just old? Are China's stalker robots coming for us all? How are second hand clothes a sign of white privilege? Why does Bridget now want to move to Florida? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 9/27/21 Is Tony, Toni, Toné the ultimate get out of jail free pass? Who knew Jedi were so problematic? Is "bodies with vaginas" wokespeak or the language of serial killers? Would you watch Bridget reviewing Tom Cruise movies? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subsc...

Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really feel about AOC's ass? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: 9/6/21 Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relationship with its citizens? Did Jen Psaki confess to a "plandemic"? Does Bridget understand what a vasectomy is? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phe...

Original Air Date: 8/30/21 Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many milk crates lying around? Would Bridget die for her comedy? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: 8/23/21 Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NASA actually laser our heart from space? Is the key to defeating the Taliban as simple as boobs? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: 7/26/21 Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? Did Jeff Bezos idolize Dr. Evil growing up? Will Bridget become a weightlifter? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: July 19, 2021 Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the women in the world to sync up and have a super period? Which important stories are we totally ignoring this week? How accurate is Bridget's Tom Cruise impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribe...

Original Air Date: July 5, 2021 Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot uprising by programming them to feel pain? Is Elon Musk just an alien who straggled off on a field trip and wound up on Earth? Will Bridget now identify as a Dumpster Fire on her passport? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with...

Original Air Date: June 28, 2021 Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their son Archie? Is Sammy Flaps n' Folds the next Gorilla Glue Girl? Why you should never doubt the power of Bridget's curses. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vi...