Down The Dog

On the podcast this week…  Jon and Matt discuss wanking off a dog, the Hannah Waddingham Baileys advert, Jason Bateman’s range and why Mulled wine has gained cynicism and is in the hands of BIG CINNAMON.  Elsewhere… Matt discusses getting SLAMMED for doing cancer jokes in front of The King, Jon reminds us why we should remember we hate Man United & we put filth in Chris Rea’s Driving Home For Chri...

We discuss: Winter Wonderland, Advent Calendars, Mulled Wine, Maple Syrup, Christmas Films and Lindsay Lohan.  Plus Jon buys a new aftershave… ALL FIVE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and...

On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Poshos, A ghost at the hotel, WILTY & Jon’s emergency pack in the car.  Elsewhere the boys touch upon eating on your own at a restaurant, Frank Lampard’s Derby (and his Quickbooks advertO) and Matt sees a new side to Ashley Cole. ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SU...

Matt & Jon discuss the pictures of The King enjoying Fordy’s set at the Royal Variety Performance, Matt tells us aboiut a dinner he's had with a judge and we learn why Jon might be sending a letter on headed paper to Jacob Rees Mogg. Elsewhere find out why Jon wants his Christmas tree to be embarrassed and we mention crispy cornflake eye crud.     ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW...

On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s preparations for performing in front of THE KING, why it’s funnier to be bald, their Palladium gig and Road perks.  Elsewhere Jon reacts to the results of the midlife crisis poll as voted on by our listeners, why if in doubt you should just say ’sausage,’ AND Jon riles up a listener after he blames Jon for his break-up. ALL FOUR EP...

On the Podcast this week... We discuss Jon's New AI Eye and why it could be the new way to listen to podcasts, The Landlord has had a new baby AND Jon watches and reacts LIVE to the new Tesco Christmas advert Elsewhere we ask you to send in some ideas for our new feature... where we write a new kids TV show for Jon & Matt to voice on the podcast. Plus we want to know: Should Jon shave his head or...

On the Podcast this week: We discuss Trump's Victory & why Matt felt guilty, Forest being Third, the new Pub Queue and we suggest New rules for podcasts. We play 'What Fern did Jon get in a lift with this week?' and how did he upset her?  We ask: Do you prefer Spiders or flys? and what sh*t would you rather eat?  Plus Jon’s got a problem with his eye & Matt downloads TIKTOK LIVE  JON'S TEENAGE DIA...

Recorded before Forest went up to THIRD in the Premier League… Jon & Matt discuss the three things that Jon learnt at the dentist, Halloween etiquette, Tim Robbins, The Sleeper train AND there’s a crisp factory tour update. JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or twe...

Recorded before Forest moved up to 5th in the league, Jon confronts Matt about blanking him whilst he was in Sheffield. Matt meets an odd character in Scotland, we discuss Tommy Tuchs’ England appointment AND "My Grandad made YOUR bike." Plus some very sweary emails.  JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTH Send us any new format ideas or c...

It's short and it's very sweet. On the second podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Chelsea v Forest as Matt sits in the Chelsea end.  James Ward Prowse and his dead balls.  The bias of local radio  What is Jamie Carragher’s issue with batteries? Ten Haag’s fate  There’s a new email rule.  Harry Kane’s Porridge Advert  Gestalt Therapy A listener emails in about an exam paper the b...

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss: A new feature: What’s in your Gob?  Matt tries something for the first time in Norwich. It’s our poshest EVER Aaron Ham Bisnacker Jon has ANOTHER incident in the Swimming Pool  Matt has a solution for people who dry their balls with the hairdryer in public There’s an update on the Walkers Crisp factory tour…  We ask listeners: send us your TV ideas for...

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss Matt’s foray into manscaping and the boys discuss why we “don’t imagine Aliens to have pubes.”  Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s birthday, Thundercats and why it’s fucked up and Jon reveals why his Mum had to stop listening to the podcast recently and what her favourite episode of the show was. And… Matt reveals he’s recorded Celebrity Mastermind (and Jon reve...

Matt tells Jon of his latest trip to the Doctors and how a nurse played a game of using a drawing pin on his balls.  Elsewhere we discuss the corruption that is at the heart of musical chairs, The Testicuzzi, a listener emails in an absolutely incredible lookalike of himself and Jon, Matt details his favourite new song (inspired by The Gillette jingle) and we discuss more tipping etiquette.  Send...

On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy. Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa. Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool…  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas...

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss OJ Simpson and why it could lead to a new feature featuring Matt's Wife and Princess Diana and the commemorative newspaper edition. Plus Jon delves through his teenage diaries - Find out what event led Jon to write "The day my life changed forever"  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @Down...

WE’RE BACK BABY!!!! On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their sex tips and discuss sex scenes in books.   Elsewhere we discuss the Oasis reunion and which of the two is Liam & Noel Also Jon admits “this is the angriest i’ve ever been about a crisp” and find out why Matt is “not a natural bath boy” Plus after a month off Matt asks Jon: Have you missed me?  Send us any new form...

In the second episode this week…  Two odd things happen as Matt attends The State Opening of Parliament We touch again on Southgate. Will Matt still have the same affection for him if he’s managing Derby in the Premier League in 10 years time?  It's the last Bakayo Snacka before we revert back for the new season and to commiserate we showcase our oddest suggested snack from a listener  The Curse o...

On the 1st episode this week Matt & Jon discuss primarily the Euros Final and Matt admits to emailing Gareth Southgate begging him to stay. Elsewhere: The boys discuss why Jon is like Marc Cucurella. Matt's Mum singing Karaoke. Jon mentions some odd '8 out of 10 Does Countdown' promo he was asked to tweet out this week. We put out another call to the technologically gifted patrons of The Dog. Why...

This week: We round up England v Netherlands and why ‘Plastic cups took one hell of a beating’ It’s a day for positivity but Jon mentions ‘two things that can sod off’ and why bread is like Gareth Southgate  Fordey’s Hyperbole returns, there’s some emails that nearly make Jon cry, we chat hymns AND someone tries to visit The Dog.  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog...

Recorded the morning after England book their place in the semi finals we reflect on the big question: If England win the tournament - should Southgate stay or go?  We also touch on election night and the new Labour Government. There’s a new insult in the Dog- "Half Pint and a Lentil Bolognese” We ask: Do you have your mum’s mouth or your dad’s mouth?  We want you to remix a hymn on the podcast an...

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde... Play a new game: ‘Guess What Slop Is In My Belly?’ Matt and The Landlord report back from Glastonbury We sum up the last two England Games Jack Grealish returns to read a speech from Independence Day and Matt reveals why he has beef with people ‘suffering’ with Coulrophobia.  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog...

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss... Hot Improv  Scotland’s exit from the Euros and how every couple north of the border could help. The problem with your age.  The England teams obsession with fishing and Kane's repost to Gary Lineker Why Jon’s new tour could be called The MegaloJon We ask: Were you ‘shagging’ in a pool before Jon walked in - email in if it was you.  AND Future Egg retu...

This episode sees Jon and Matt discuss:  The Range, Kalvin Phillips, Camel eyed Gareth Southgate & why he’s The Disney Wildebeest, Jude Bellingham’s Adidas Advert, Clive Tyldesley’s tweet and the most depressing sentence we’ve ever uttered on the podcast. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!  Follow th...

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt talk about watching the England game with Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor and the reaction after the picture was posted online.  We also delve into England’s first win and Harry Kane’s new hobby. Not only that but Future Egg returns to predict England’s fate at the Euros and we have an exclusive interview from Skegness with Jack Grealish.  Plus a listener sends i...

On the THIRD podcast this week we get a bit Hollyoaks Late Night… Jon and Matt discuss:  The shittest football branding currently on the market, Sky TV, ordering Poke bowls at 11pm and Thierry Henry eating Quiche.  Find out why you don’t have to go to India to find yourself, what the food equivalent of going private is and our take on ‘Why Gen Z has gone wild for ‘sexy rat’ guys.    Also we rank t...