DIX 96!

***DIX 96: Episode 40 "If You Dolt Mind"   Things come to a head as Doctor Victor Negligent penetrates deep into Ralphie's subconscious in hopes to drag him back out into the real world.   Musical Guests: Bar Rats, Two Minute Hate, The Pukebox Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whiskey, equal parts brewery, the business factory and Columbian cocaìn coffee, placebollin plus, malwart, inner dia...

***DIX 96: Episode 39 "Deface the Currency"   We are joined live on air by well-known coward and Texas Senator, Fred Prooze. We also host a call-in contest where a guest can win two free tickets to the 2024 annual Mardi Paws celebration. In the news, we discuss ongoing issues and poorly executed solutions with the Belta Airline industry.   Musical Guests: The Pukebox, Bayou City Kids, Teddy Cruise...

***DIX 96: Episode 38 "If You Pee On It, It's Yours"   We listen in on some new rules being laid out for the Italian Mafia. We're joined live by famous artist, Incel Adams, to discuss some behind the scenes of the art world. We also sit down with famous youtube star, Truck Bitcherton.   Musical Guests: Holed, Steadfast Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whiskey, equal parts brewery, the busin...

  ***DIX 96: Episode 37 "Going Off 'Scripts"   An old acquaintance rejoins ralphie in his psychosis. Famous superhero group, The Phenomenal Foursome, join us in studio and we sit down with Gus Gunderson of Cheese Town.   Musical Guests: Valhalla Cinema, Bar Rats, Mind Mine   Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whiskey, equal parts brewery, the business factory and Columbian cocaìn coffee, Gus...

***DIX 96: Episode 36 "Testical Difficulties"   In the news, we discuss refurbishments being made to famous landmarks and a famous divorcee' writes a new love song. Famous cyclist, Dirk Smoocher, joins us to talk about a new medical operation and we sit down with local legends, Valhalla Cinema!   Musical Guests: Colournoise, Municipal Bats, Action Frank Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whis...

***DIX 96: Episode 35 "We've Got The American Jesus"   Jesus is back with a brand new look! We're joined on air by a man with a bizarre medical condition and Richard Lemonparty stops by to talk to us about used cars.   Musical Guests: Female Demand, The Optimystik, Broasis Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whiskey, equal parts brewery, the business factory and Columbian cocaìn coffee, Mother...

***DIX 96: Episode 34 "I Don't Consider Myself a Bad Guy"   Supervillain, Carcinogen, joins us in studio and boy is he stylish! We discuss the perpetual motion of piss drinking and talk about a new hot dating show and Chef Goochie brings his gear to cook for us on the air.   Musical Guests: Held In Orbit, Nothing Who Cares, Down Not Out Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whiskey, equal parts...

***DIX 96: Episode 33 "As the Knob Turns"   We discuss funny sleep problems and are joined live in studio by Preston Perky of Squirt Soda. You do a bit of channel surfing in this episode and also stumble across a sports radio station and a jehovah's witness vampire.   Musical Guests: Mind Mine, Bar Rats, Sadie Mae Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whiskey, equal parts brewery, the business f...

***DIX 96: Episode 32 "Infested with Rats"   Bar Rats join us live in studio and we sit down with the stand-in host during Ralphie's hospitalization. In the news, we discuss a band notorious for leaving shit's on the stage.   Musical Guests: The Lockdowns, Quinn the Brain, Fairvale Sponsors: pizza cowboy records, gut rot whiskey, equal parts brewery, the business factory and Columbian cocaìn coffe...

***DIX 96: Episode 31 "Relapse Radio!"   Ralphie relapses in real time! We are then joined in studio by Constance, the invisible entity that torments Ralphie's sleep. We try and pitch a new show idea to deaf ears and we totally dismiss the efforts of Jicky Peafron of Brain Maggot after inviting him in studio to discuss his band.   Musical Guests: Fart Jar, Rooftop Boxer, Carl Reed and the Red Ryde...

***DIX 96: Episode 30 "He's Having Another Episode"   Season 3 presents the grand finale of DIX! We revisit some of our favorite bloopers from the show! We finally catch up on listener submitted reviews and shout outs! Reduardo rejoins us in studio and brings along a special guest! Join us for a heart-warming episode of DIX and watch Ralphie have another episode!   Musical Guests: Carry the Storm,...

***DIX 96: Episode 29 "Heavy Armed Pepper Pass"   We discuss a big on-air fight between two big news anchors. We cover the "5 Most Regretable Tattoos" and I fall asleep while speaking with the inventor of the Lazy Susan!   Musical Guests: Scream at the Sky, Shot Caller, Filly Hole Sponsors: Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie's at Acadia, The Business Factory, Fat Ogre Comics, Dr Robert...

***DIX 96: Episode 28 "The Runs, You Fool!"   No more N words! That's the big push from The Left Right. We discuss the creation of a new coin! That's exciting, right? A man joins us to talk about his travelling one-man show and we have Rick Chungus of Dick Fungus call in to the studio to discuss their upcoming album!   Musical Guests: Carl Reed and the Red Ryders, The Optimystik, Covernoise Sponso...

***DIX 96: Episode 27 "This Is Halloween!"   In the news, local man injects children's candy with Ritalin and a costume party gone wrong! We are joined in studio by Ejacula and an Uber driver helps me summon Bloody Mary. We are also joined by a special secret guest!   Musical Guests: The Pukebox, Castles of Colossus, *Reagan Youth Sponsors:  Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie's at Acad...

***DIX 96: Episode 26 "The Beast With 20 Chins" We take a look into the Obituary of Bitches. We are also joined live in studio by Tangled Urethra who play a live song off of an upcoming album! We spend some time sitting down with famous movie director, Duffin Rothkey. Musical Guests: Rip Ass, Jeremy Carswell, Mourning Bliss Sponsors:  Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie's at Acadia, The...

***DIX 96: Episode 25 "Blow It Out Your Butt!"   We cover the new Bimmy Juffet tour coming to town. I sit down with a real life neanderthal! Kathy (from Kathy's Fart Yoga) joins us in studio to "clear the air".   Musical Guests: The Coon Dogs, The Violent Femboys, Castles of Colossus Sponsors:  Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie's at Acadia, The Business Factory, Fat Ogre Comics, Freak...

***DIX 96: Episode 24 "Harshed Mellows"   Yet another ADHD episode of channel-surfing. You switch over to the soy boys at CHAA Radio and learn of harshed mellows and grain housing. You're a fly on the wall at a book club op-ed. You hop into an exciting episode of "Wild Piles" with Scat Man Steve Bryant. Notice all the you talk. Wasn't we. That was all you. You left us hanging. Again.   Musical Gue...

***DIX 96: Episode 23 "The Sound of Silence"   Studio intern, Lester, takes over as Ralphie suffers from diarrhea. We're joined on air by a famous vocalist from an all-air band. We learn about the gay side effects of an over-the-counter prescription drug and we have a ticket giveaway.   Musical Guests: Silly Idol, Leather Not Pleather, Carl Reed and the Red Ryders Sponsors:  Pizza Cowboy Records,...

***DIX 96: Episode 22 "If You Die in Mario, You Die in Real Life!"   We are joined live on air by famous vigilante "The Social Lubricant"! In our "Eye on Business" segment, we are invited in to visit the "Honey Dew Bee Company". In the news, we cover the new discovery that finally explains spontaneous human combustion!   Musical Guests: Nervous Habits, Pottymouth, Powerseeker Sponsors:  Pizza Cowb...

  ***DIX 96: Episode 21 "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Turds"   In the news, an outbreak of mouth herpes at a church in Maine and the president passes his job on to a family member. In a segment we call "Don't Quote Me on That", we have the staff provide some of their favorite quotes for us to reflect on on-air. We are also joined in studio by the titular character "The Illustrated Man", a best-se...

***DIX 96: Episode 20 "Killer Clowns from Crawling Space"   We discuss the upcoming "Drywall Destruction" tour. We bust out an old dusty soundboard and we are joined in studio by infamous serial killer clown, John Bon Gacy.    Musical Guests: Two Minute Hate, Colournoise, Zombieface Sponsors:  Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tressie's at Acadia, The Business Factory, Fat Ogre Comics, Duff O...

***DIX 96: Episode 19 "Critical Fail"   In the news, a DnD game takes an odd turn and we rename unwanted erections. Bilson Frippleburg joins us in studio to discuss his latest best-selling novel, "Chicago Burning". Also, I get stuck baby-sitting on "Bring Your Kid to Work" Day.   Musical Guests: Beard Jitsu, Teddy Cruiser and the Constables, Bullethead Sponsors:  Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whis...

***DIX 96: Episode 18 "A Trivial Pursuit"   We learn about a man who travels back in time to a point where he doesn't know how to time travel. We play "Stump the Slotts" where listeners submit a question to try and stump our host. We have three former guests on to try their hand at trivia.   Musical Guests: Bayou City Kids, Buschk, Carrion Sun Sponsors:  Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tres...

  ***DIX 96: Episode 17 "Hot Bodies In Pain"   Famous Action star, Philtrum Cocyx, of "Face Fister" fame joins us to discuss his personal life. We weigh in on the big controversy surrounding some recent statements by "Scat Man" Steve Bryant and I pitch a new segment to the deaf ears of my producer.   Musical Guests: Dead Rabbits, Skull Seeker Sponsors:  Pizza Cowboy Records, Gut Rot Whiskey, Tress...

  ***DIX 96: Episode 16 "I Don't Want to Attend Your Competition"   Chubby Blumpkin of Bung Rot joins us live in the studio! I also host my 27th Hot Dog Eating contest on air. We discuss the rise of The Trophy Hunters, men who dress as hunters and attend Furry conventions. We learn about a man who accidentally gets into a staring contest with himself.   Musical Guests: Carl Reed and The Ryders, Re...