Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

Welcome to the Tiger Mountains, where everything is smoke, violence, and PHENOMENALLY bad rolls. Alias gets lost and takes a second swing at postage. Drop searches through the ashes of his past and stomps a familiar problem. Lavinia loses some precious possessions--and her breath. Violet ends up on both ends of a sneak attack. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morg...

How did Vinny and Alias meet? Where did Violet get captured by the frog wizard? What nonsense will Leon think up to troll Austin next season?! Let us tell you a tale.... Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/

The party's most competent member sleeps through a crucial crisis--with fatal results. Alias takes his sweet time. Drop crosses a line that can never be uncrossed. Lavinia begins to doubt her friends. Violet slips further into a stress-induced breakdown. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Sc...

The plot of this episode is "a unicorn gets high and goes to a funeral." That's what happens. I'm sorry. Alias summons a fine feathered friend. Drop shows the party a mysterious new environment. Lavinia battles intense embarrassment. Violet goes on a trip to flavor town. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Mi...

The gang battles nature itself as the Spira arc nears a deadly conclusion. Alias shows off some sweet moves and buys crucial time. Drop hears a distressing story from a mysterious source. Lavinia does everything possible to keep her friends and family alive. Violet finally gets the violence she has been craving. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan:...

A dead body sparks a mad dash through the ominous wilderness of the Ragged Wood. Alias sends a long distance message. Drop avoids danger with his heightened senses. Lavinia rushes ahead recklessly to save her dad. Violet gets antsy about the lack of violence. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitc...

A frog gets a name, an ally comes into question, and a dryad receives a lukewarm homecoming. Alias gets a present from his new mentor. Drop climbs a tree to survey the landscape. Lavinia has an awkward family meeting. Violet embarrasses herself, before becoming the toast of the town. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @r...

THE HEIST IS ON. Alias swashes a buckle and agrees to a mentorship. Drop operates heavy machinery and glistens in the moonlight. Lavinia hands out a headache and finds herself in the splash zone. Violet stays behind, then asserts her authority. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @...

Nuclear wessels! Our heroes (?) meet a mysterious drow and decide to get their hands dirty in order to escape the rising tides. Alias takes inventory of his wet books and makes D&D lore jokes. Drop questions a stranger and dives headfirst into danger. Lavinia paints a sweet picture and makes ANOTHER new best friend. Violet defends her actions while giving in to bad influences. STARRING - Austin Yo...

Our motley chain gang finds itself lost and defenseless, so they will need to band together to survive the deadly Sea Of Lorelei. Alias attempts an ancient Eladrin technique. Drop takes drastic action to escape bondage. Lavinia solves a problem with mushrooms. Violet makes peace with a potential enemy. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglici...

It's time 2 go 2 fast 2 furious and Tokyo Drift some airships! Alias massacres an entire family of ropes. Drop considers a fiery plan of attack. Lavinia meets a familiar, fuzzy face. Violet charges headfirst into danger and draws first blood. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @sk...

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 is Lorelei. Leon Thomas makes the worst character in the history of RPGs. Johnny Maloney introduces us to a sad, sad monk. Lauren Morgan brings us her Treesona OC (Do Not Steal). Michael "Skitch" Schiciano debuts his fancy elf from another world. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renega...

What was the right way to defeat Gorfinax? Why did Rinaldo keep writing on that piece of paper? WHERE'S DR. CASH MONEY?!?! All your questions will be answered. Next week: a new adventure begins.

One way or another, it all ends here. Allana racks up an impressive body count. Anne prays for deliverance and receives a cryptic vision. Rinaldo delivers a rousing speech and refuses to yield. Highlights: Bad Gandalf, Cut The Cord, First Of All, We Happy Few, Chunky Salsa, Warning Shots, My Favorite Joke, Just Stab Me, and Sorry/Not Sorry.

The final battle is here and it's a 3-way brawl between the Squirtle Squad, a team of invaders, and an ancient, disgusting evil. Allana forgets how crossbows work at a critical moment. Anne takes damage from an enemy for the first time. Rinaldo makes a potentially fatal mistake. Highlights: Moose Stats,  A Gentle Tap, IT'S HERE, Canon Fan Art, It's On!, Over The Top, Old Man Strength, and DM Enthu...

It's time to find out who lived and who died after the squad left a once-peaceful town in the grip of a mad schoolmaster. Allana lands a perfect headshot. Anne undergoes crises both personal and fleshy. Rinaldo repeatedly misunderstands how flags work. Highlights: Emotional Quicksand, IT'S LIT, Flags & Spears, A Medusa Situation, Blood Gutter Redux, A Mean Scallion, and Graveyard Showdown.

THE VOTES ARE IN, SO IT'S TIME TO ESCAPE OR DIE!  Allana feels the spirit of Avandra. Anne gambles it all on a mad dash. Rinaldo becomes the moose whisperer. Highlights: Just For Spite, Where I Carried You, Freudian Slick, Holocaust Cloak, Democracy Satire, Drop The Hammer, & Half-Canadian Express.

The line between city and monster begins to blur as a terrible and/or hilarious choice is thrust upon an unprepared squad. Allana finally fires a shot. Anne suggests a risky maneuver. Rinaldo proposes a more direct approach. Highlights: Dual-Wield Balls, Spoiler Alert, Crotch Stab, No Bueno, Extrasensory Pancakes, Deeper Is Better, and 1-800-STONEROOT.

Betrayal may be lurking in plain sight, but much larger threats hide below the surface. Allana pokes the goo. Anne relives the first level of Sonic Adventure 2. Rinaldo fights a futile battle against the waves of fate. Highlights: Sad Wolf, Hokey Pokey, Pious Way, The Melon, Let's Run, Botch 'Til I Die, 30-Episode Callback, Freedom Of Movement, and Might Have A Problem.

Eeewww!!! This episode is so, so, so GROSS. Allana does her best not to scream. Anne explores sexuality with a brick wall. Rinaldo wastes all his good rolls and then runs away. Highlights: Chicken Pox, They've Got A Hulk, Heebie Jeebies, Door Voltron, Just The Tip, Friend Or Foe?, and Master Blaster.

Tensions run high as the party desperately looks for any way to stop the evil that threatens to consume Stoneroot. Allana makes a toxicology inquiry. Anne tries to convert a friend one last time. Rinaldo straddles the line between sweet and creepy. Highlights: Part Of Your World, Poke The Orb,  Lorde Earlin, Time To Make Magic, Murderer v Traitor, Good Eye Contact, and Six Poisons.

Escaping the sanitarium alive will take everything the squad has at its disposal, including new friends and sweet, sweet pineapples. Allana acts as a tour guide. Anne blurs the line between player and character. Rinaldo enacts a dastardly trap. Highlights: Squirtle Squad, Horcrux & Phylactery, Flavor Text Temper Tantrum, The Ambush Word, In Real-Time, The Doc, Sticky Tongue, and The Strength Conte...

Another back is stabbed, an exposition break becomes a jailbreak, and a truth of godly proportions is revealed. Allana tells a tale. Anne administers aid. Rinaldo takes everything that isn't nailed down. Highlights: Morton's Fork, Time Paradoxes, Halfling & The Idiot, Mean Mean Dagger, Fearow, and Trust Issues.

Our heroes infiltrate the sanitarium to save their friends, but are met with madness and bloodshed. Austin rolls a 12. Johnny rolls a 12. Leon rolls a 12. Jess probably rolls a 12. It's 12 all the way down, folks. Highlights: In The Buff, Professional Curiosity, Kansas City Shuffle, Where We Die, Wasting Spells On Nerds, Erotic Anatomy, and What Happened?

In this mini-episode, the squad searches for their friends as the truth of the rebellion comes into focus. Anne makes it rain. Rinaldo is just, like, so done with this. Highlights: Absconcé, Method Roleplaying, Recently Moaning, Trap Cards, Going Through Her (Loot), and The Convenient NPC.