Delete This!

Good lord I'm not defending /DR OZ/ I'm just saying that lying is bad even when you're lying about trash people. Also, let's talk about our irresponsible quarantine purchases, Oliver North's sudden and unexplainable interest in Hank, and our vacation fantasies. 

Joe Pera is a delight, death is not a failure, and Hank has VERY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT SQUIRRELS APPARENTLY.

OH MY GOD SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. From epic put downs to rap battles to waaaay over-sharing. It's time for another episode of Delete This. 

Every tweet these days is getting like 5x the engagement I expect...that makes me think we're ALL ON TWITTER ALL THE TIME. The good news is, that means we aren't watching Tiger King. Just kidding...everyone is watching Tiger King.

Katherine and Hank talk about Coronavirus a lot...almost entirely, honestly. But also there is BAT PEE!

Hank and Katherine would like to invite you into our blanket fort of worry...what else is there these days...

Coronavirus Misinformation makes Hank mad! So does housing policy. And Honda. And hand dryers! HANK MAY BE A LITTLE BIT MORE ANGRY THAN HE PROBABLY SHOULD BE.

Hank and Katherine discuss Iowa, some mistakes that weren't made, and DRINKS

Some mistakes were made! Michael Bloomberg shook a dog's mouth, Donald Trump doesn't know which Kansas City the Chiefs are in, there was a large boulder the size of a very large jellybean, and Hank ENGAGED IN POLITICAL TWITTER and that is just not ideal.

We're back...there were so many good tweets this week! Let's talk about hospital apologies, your boring toast opinions, and Captain Picard!

Hank and Katherine discuss some very odd circumstances, play a twitter game with the audience, and meet Linda the Turkish dog!

Hank and Katherine talk about Downeaster Alexa more, also we play a Twitter game LIVE WITH THE AUDIENCE which was really fun!

Hank and Katherine discuss Goop, their meet cute, and coquina in front of a big crowd of rowdy Floridians!

We say some things we shouldn't about YouTube ads and also we try to get to the bottom of why hank loves to read hot-takes during breaking news.

We get a little relationshippy here, which I hope is OK. But we also make dumb jokes. And the song at the end is "Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel because WTF not. 

I dingus'd a lot this week, also Twitter was a source of great stress and frustration for me this week, but also, Twitter is the world and the reality is that the world is a source of great stress and frustration, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about it. 

I am so sleepy I cannot think of anything to write...

A special "Hank is compltely wiped after the Project for Awesome but cannot help but make this podcast" episode! Let's not talk about very much at all! Mostly just spiritual milk and Christmas lights.

I mean, obviously we are going to be talking mostly about butts. 

Gonna get in the weeds about social capital today. Also about crabs.

Party Man and Dangerous Girl take you on a wild trip through doggies and impeachment and socialism.

Let's get mad about college recruitment! Sorry for the technical difficulties!

We're going to talk about Nazis in this one, so be warned. 

Today we will discuss moose, electric cars, memes, turkish delight and our upcoming TBBLOBNOERN tattoos.

Let's talk about campaign finance reform and how it's impossible to be a good person anymore.