Dear Internet

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about breaking out of slug jail, a yassified Father’s Day card, and, straight up, the beginning of a horror movie! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about shaming your neighbor, supporting your boyfriend, and crushing your wife’s dreams! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a boyfriend that makes you say “Good Grief,” an arrow as skinny as a toothpick, and horse hygiene! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,  This week, we’re talking about returning a birthday gift, getting slapped by a ghost, and delicious Florida cuisine! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about taking only 2 plums, the siren call of clam strips, and a pink boyfriend leash! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about asking a crying woman to leave a bathroom stall, a haunted puppet, and jorts. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,  This week, we’re talking about licking the sauce, trying to get possessed, cool (?) motorcycle guys! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,  This week, we’re talking about preventing a princess moment, the eyes of 100 emo men, and spontaneous combustion! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,  This week, we’re talking about carrying treats in your pocket, going on a walk in your neighborhood, and a stupid hotdog! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a first kiss faux pas, a beetle who’s COMPLETELY out of line, and getting smacked in bed! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about providing condiments for your guests, a girlfriend’s serious condition, and baby names! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a mushroom print, what shadow people truly are, and walking in on your brother in the bathroom! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about alternate lyrics, boosting your cat’s intelligence, and drinking ice! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about keeping your private room private, panty-dropper candles, and a strange wisp of smoke! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about keeping your private room private, panty-dropper candles, and a strange wisp of smoke! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about shorts that wives HATE, 93 eggs, and a girlfriend with A LOT of fluids! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,  This week, we’re talking about a family coat of arms, a haunted toothbrush, and wearing a trenchcoat in the pub! Our coat of arms: Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a banana bread ban, couple dates, and The Wife Who Loved Christmas! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about bringing up Satan in a best man’s speech, watching scary tv with your cat, and Bread vs Nudes! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re just shooting the shit. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about riding a pony to school, weird old timey music, and fanfic cheating! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,  This week, we’re talking about skull boiling, a profile picture that’s too scary, and causing a scene at the costume contest! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about tasting the bark, and a spooky trio of ghosts, witches, and emos! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.