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The Auticcus In which our heroes finish their quest. We finally find the white griffon, come so close to death and have our final encounter. Atticus makes some observations about weakness, Nathaniel comes so close to winning it all and Ira saves the bacon. So join us as we stab with one hand and grab hock with the other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Auticcus In which our heroes sail into darkness. We discuss gnomish measurements, manhandle an obese man and have a very awkward meal. Atticus gives in to his alignment, Nathaniel saves someone from falling (again) and Ira worries about his hit points. So join us as we journey into the oncoming storm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Auticcus In which our heroes make the DM want to die. We see Bapbap be very serious, down health potions like it's going out of style and freak out because we're dropping too low. Atticus cuts a bird cleanly in two, Nathaniel give the DM 'a look' and Ira finally needs to steer the ship. So join us as we recreate some classic literature. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

The Auticcus In which our heroes deal with a very special guest on the airship. We prepare our own breakfast, fall off the side of the ship by lunch and kill some birds before dinner. Atticus thinks he knows about arrowhawks, Nathaniel asks about snake oil and Ira decapitates a majestic beast. So join us as we get struck by lightning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Auticcus In which our heroes get settled into their job on a Gnomish airship. We go back to the not-to-distant past to re-introduce ourselves, discuss animal companions and set off to adventure from the sleepy town of Bullridge. Krif makes an unexpected discovery as he turns a corner, Leo has clearly stolen the wrong thing from the wrong man and Ainsley refuses to even turn up. So join us as w...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes deal with consequences. We negotiate travel prices, get onto a ship (again) and have a funeral. Greyson has ten sexes, Princess Ansley gets hit in the boobs and Leo just wants his wizard friend back. So grab some tissues and join our party as they pay tribute to their fallen friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes have a very bad night. We immediately get into yet another fight, forlornly spend another night at the inn and are at the mercy of a dice roll. Krif has probably the worst night of his life, Princess Ansley gets stabbed through the neck and Leo kills in the most gruesome ways. So hope the dice are in your favour and join our party as they see if it...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes go through a rough breakup. We engage in a domestic, have a drunken pity party for Ansley and magical shenanigans ensue. Krif gives relationship advice, Princess Ansley doesn't understand tieflings and Leo mistakenly thinks he has cast a darkness spell. So hide behind the bar and join our party as they try to get through the night without being stab...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes collect on their contracted kill. We exterminate an old man, Greyson takes Jiggalump for a much needed poop and end up murdering another old man. Krif searches for non-existent archers, Princess Ansley only aims at the priest and Leo is very dedicated to drawing a macabre smiley face. So wonder about the state of things and join our party as they tr...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes meet the well documented and much beloved NPC Thomas Davoli. We argue hitpoints, someone gets really sick and the priest beats us on the draw. Krifpom doesn't bring up the stretching, Princess Ansley chooses not to get greedy and Leo gets winded. So join us as we do it live! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes go head to head with the wizard Carter, for better or worse. We compare eye sizes, Greyson gets this throat torn out and it’s finally over. Krif names the Justice Bee, Princess Ansley doesn’t want to say certain curse words (yet still does!) and Leo pours a health potion down a neck hole. So remember to yank your hand away in time and join our party...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes meet their actual foe - The Wizard Carter - and begin their own endgame. We finally meet the Pirate King, recount our heroes story so far and fight for their lives. Princess Ansley looks around for tea and scones, Leo eats his small, Halfling bodyweight in food and Krif keeps talking and playing with his food out of sheer terror. So get your stories...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes prepare to take down the Pirate King... despite the fact that he isn't their intended target. We go clothes shopping, search the city for the infamous Pirate King and everyone gets captured by orcs. Krif chats up another wizard at a bar, Princess Ansley hopes Greyson carries the team and Leo accidentally points out his friends to the enemy. So set y...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes remember that they got on the ship in the first place for a reason. We attain a higher level of experience, bid a fond farewell to Captain DeSilver and finally reach the city of Gnarr. Krif tries to haggle with a barkeep, Leo regrets not stabbing the full elf and Princess Ansley finally gets what she always wanted. So pop some bubbly and join our pa...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes spend way too much time plotting against a racist elf. We attempted to steal personal effects, try to destroy the evidence and fail dismally at hiding anything. Krif does something dumb but it works, Princess Ansley checks on her progress with Greyson and Leo has a hard time trying to bribe a guard. So stay completely still and join our party as the...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes set sail for the other side of the world. We wake up (which is a relief), meet a “fancy” Dwarven Ship Captain and everyone just tries to pick up. Krif scans the ship for “strange”, Princess Ansley meddles in the lives of others and Leo realises that it is a bad idea to try to soak up some sun. So get shirtless for all of five seconds and join our pa...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes engage in misadventures around the town of Old Ashton. We look for hirelings, drink with Markov in the tavern and prepare for our long voyage. Krif tries his best to use up Jiggalump’s nine lives, Princess Ansley works out her bum pinching game plan and Leo applauds enthusiastically for property damage. So heft your spear and join our party as they...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes actively try to get themselves into trouble... again. We crush a goblin head, introduce ourselves to a knight and decide to travel halfway across the world, based on one roll of the dice. Krif tries (and fails) to magically hide from animals, Princess Ansley struggles to remember where she's from (she also fails) and Leo attempts to tell the DM what...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes try to overcome loss and continue to journey down their lonely road. We have trouble communicating with Markov, encounter a stranded ship on a frozen river and ruin the day for a bunch of goblins. Krif humps across the ice with Markov, Princess Ansley makes disgruntled growls and Leo stops bothering with stealth and just yells everything. So try to...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes set off down a cold road, barely ahead of a monster blizzard. We meet a Nordic messenger with a swimmer’s build named Markov, establish how much everyone weighs and a beloved friend ends up in a watery grave. Krif coins the term paunchy little wizard belly, Princess Ansley finds some pine nuts in a desolate wasteland and Leo doesn't hunt for an imag...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes emotionally torture the farmer Dustin. We loot the meagre possessions of farming townsfolk, have the most uncomfortable horse ride ever and return to where this whole adventure began. Krif fits more words than strictly possible or necessary into just six seconds, Princess Ansley pinches the wrong bum at the wrong time and Leo is also there. So mount...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes face an even more deadly enemy than some simple zombies. We stumble upon a marriage proposal, attempt to kill the bride and end up killing the groom as well. Krif steals a priest’s diary, Princess Ansley once more injures her face - this time by slamming face first into a block of wood - and Leo defiantly gets into a magical circle. So join our part...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes get pretty damn tired of fighting zombies. We ineffectually battle said undead, use all of our recent purchases for nefarious purposes and defile a sacred crypt. Krif rages at his ineffective familiar (again), Princess Ansley smacks herself in the face with a lute and Leo dreams of being a Harlem Globetrotter. So join our party as they stab a flamin...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes discover that, sometimes, zombies are smarter than bands of adventurers. We offer our services to a poor farmer, travel to a zombie infested small town and pull some Mr Bean bullshit with the undead. Krif has arcane knowledge that he chooses not to use when stealing farm tools, Princess Ansley hurts the Dungeon Masters feelings and Leo gets in the w...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes finish their dungeon-based escapades and travel on to parts unknown for a brand new adventure! We name a donkey, travel to a frigid foreign land and convince as many people as possible that they are idiots. Krif attempts to search the entire town for a tavern without leaving the cart, Princess Ansley tries to barter for a lifetime supply of cocoa an...