Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class

What's that in the sky? It's a Legendary Bird and it counts in Spanish! The Daycare Dittos fly high with the majestic snow-covered mountaintops to discuss Articuno and it's devious psychic form!

That's a big boy! Look at this hefty fella! Big cute feets and a jelly belly. We love this Pokemon! Snorlax get's hungry and sleepy and will cut all commerce between the outside world and your town. Sara is extremely excited to present to you, Snorlax!

Some things should stay dead. If there weren't enough scary Pokemon wandering Kanto, those no good scientists of Cinnabar Island are cloning pterodactyls with shark teeth who are best known for tearing out throats. 10 year olds wander the entire continent on their own in this world! This is very irresponsible.

Oddly the second Pokemon with knives for hands, but we can let that slide because it's one of the coolest thing to have as hands. It's week two of Fossil month! Get out your Dome Fossils! It's Kabuto time!

Praise Lord Helix! What is dead may live again! It's Fossil month here at Daycare Dittos as we start talking about those rocks Cinnabar Island Lab's zap into Pokemon. Omanyte has tentacles and a huge Twitch following. What more can there be to talk about?

The Binder Institute is a Pokémon card research chair founded in 2018 by Prof. Samphire Green at Tamamushi U. School of Art & Design. Specializing in Gen I & II era illus. Who better to have discuss the digital duck than Prof Green!? Get ready to discuss the meta existence of Porygon's real life digital travels, Prof Green's art exhibit and finding your true self through Pokemon!

The internet is a very scary place for all Pokémon. It doesn't matter if you're a starter, anime mainstay, or eevolution. Basically what we are trying to say is DO NOT GOOGLE VAPOREON. The rabbit hole is deep and horrifying. The Daycare Dittos bring their stones to the table and talk the first 3 eevolutions

When you grow up, you can be anything you want. Just make sure you have the right stone for the job. It is time to discuss everyones' favorite cute little puppy/fox/cat thing! Also, news has dropped on the new Pokemon games. The Daycare Dittos discuss the Scarlet and Violet reveals!

We have finally made it this podcast's titular Pokémon! Ditto is here to lay eggs and chew bubblegum, and Ditto doesn't chew bubblegum because I imagine the consistency of it's body is too similar and things would get weird. Kids, put on your earmuffs! This whole episode is about love making with that sweet Dittussy!

It's like a boat, only cuter and endangered! Lapras is the uber of the Pokemon world and it doesn't need to offer you a tiny water bottle for a 4 star review! Hang on for the ride and enjoy the sweet, sweet music of Lapras!

Dip that old rod of yours in the water, it's Magikarp time! Friend of the pod and Connecticut's King of Ska, Cody Freedom @2_oh_3 joins to talk about the little fishy that could. This throw away carp defined "Glow Up" in the Pokemon world. Splash in and get ready.

Tauros always gets the short end of the stick. in 26 years Tauros has not received an evolution, a baby, mega, giagantamax, or regional form. To make it worse, its episode was never aired in the US. One thing Tauros does get is its own episode of Daycare Dittos! Enjoy!

Head game strong. Head game is extremely strong when you can chop people in half with it. Pinsir is as its name implies, a bug with pincers on its head. What kind of bug is it though and was it supposed to evolve? Find out on this action packed episode!

Nobody could better explain the intricacies of this lumpy, fire duck than Aaron Margolin. Lucky for us, he joined the Daycare Dittos this week to study Magmar, Magby, and Magmortar as well as share his journey to becoming a Pokemon Master in all aspects of the title!

New Pokemon news is here and they bring us insanely attractive professors! The Daycare Dittos react and fill you in on everything we now know about Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. If new Pokemon weren't shocking enough, it's the week of Electabuzz!

Jynx has created a lot of controversy over the years, but even without it's redesign and ban as part of the conversation, this is a really really upsetting Pokemon. Join the Daycare Dittos as they discuss the kissing, lady Pokemon with boobs.

Daycare Dittos is excited to welcome special guest Scott Wilger (@d3vilinthed3tails) to tackle the knife handed raptor/bug, Scyther! Scott knows his way around a Pokémon after serving as Pokemon Design Manager for Jazware and Wicked Cool Toys. Get an inside prospective from a skilled artist and Pokemon fan on this razor sharp episode!

Frostwad makes her podcast debut for the most controversial episode yet! The crew goes through the evolutions of Mr. Mime and tries to come to a consensus on if Mr. Mime is a pervert or just a lovable creepo. You don't will not want to miss this one!

The episode that kicks off the longest adventure of any 10 years old's life starts here! The Daycare Dittos revisit the first ever episode of the anime to witness the moment Ash and Pikachu meet. Also, did you know Ash didn't know what a Pokemon Center was and that Pokemon can't speak to him? Pallet town elementary schools were pretty awful.

Jewelry + Starfish. Misty has stuck to this reliable Pokemon family to protect the Cerulean Gym, and it's gone well for her. Starmie and Staryu are described as extraterrestrial in nature and that's not even the weirdest fact. Join the Daycare Dittos as they dive in to the Starfish Pokemon and the history of beloved Pokemon character Misty!

This fish has come to fuck and have interesting Pokedex facts, and we're all out of Pokedex facts. Goldeen and Seaking are just goldfish that are determined to spawn like salmon. Did we mention they have horns? Fuck Yeah, Seaking!

Plug in your ethernet cables and grab those Digivices, it's time for Digimon! The Daycare Digimon have watched and recap the Digimon Movie as is appeared in the US (even though it is technically a smash cut of 4 Japanese movies). Enjoy! Also, Happy April.

A cutie with a "tubular mouth", Horsea is here! Who knew this tiny little sea horse grew into a horrifying God of the ocean? Let's hope this episode isn't a snoozer because a single yawn from Kingdra could capsize the podcast and kill us all.

Only one Pokemon this week? Nice! We can spend less time researching and more time playing Elden Ring. Kangaskhan is another momma pokemon that doesn't mess around. Don't get in between this monster and her baby if you like your limbs

@KarlGerm is back, just in time for a a whole new generation of Pokemon to be announced! Gen 9 has hit with a brand new set of starters. What could be more exciting? How about a ball of vines with Jordans on? That's right! It's finally time to talk Tangela.