CzabeCast

Rest in Peace Peter. Time seasons the severity of all crimes against baseball, and given the joke that was the Shohei Ohtani "non-investigation" it's hard to think his place still belongs in Cooperstown. BRYANT HATCHER joins me from New Orleans where he recounts his latest brush with CzabeCast "fame" while yelling at an Outback at his Bearcats. Tom Brady gets into a snit with B...

The Jayden Daniels rocketship has now ignited it's boosters. Holy shit this kid is smokin' hot for ANDY POLLIN's beloved Commanders. Czabe talks about what this means for hope in DC, plus Week 4 around the NFL. Czabe's day at Lambeau where he shamelessly ALE'd it while his Packers were fighting back before falling. The WNBA's players association has chosen to go to war with...

Mr. X joins Czabe to talk gambling. Also, UNLV's QB gets a lesson in contracts and verbal agreements. NIL is blowing up, and not a minute too soon. Last week, the point spread did not matter in a single game. You heard me right. Also, when should you hedge, and when should you ride it out? Plus, Czabe takes some actual constructive criticism from an Eagles fan. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check...

Jayden Daniels had a massive coming-out party on MNF vs. the Bengals, which only had to fuel anxiety amongst Bears fans watching on their couches. Now, maybe Caleb Williams will turn out to be the stallion versus the donkey, but I wouldn't want to bet on it right now. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss the latest fantasy football news, masturbate vigorously about his Vikings, and explain why B...

Czabe loops back to give the backstory on *maybe* his favorite song of all time. HATCH joins the fray to discuss the clown culture in Dallas that's undercutting any chance of significant Cowboys success. Also, some truly Galaxy Brain idiocy by NFL coaches this weekend. Also, a Philly fan throws down the gauntlet! MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for...

Sam, I Fucking Am! Who could have seen Sam Darnold's rise from the ashes to lead the Vikings to 3-0? Or Justin Fields being so much better than Caleb Williams right now it's a joke? The NFL is once again toying with us who purport to know so much about it. ANDY POLLIN joins me to recap the Week 3 Sunday action. With a note on Mercury Morris, iPhone 16, and Woj bringing his phone into the s...

Why are MLB umps so arrogant? How come replay in baseball - which *should* be the most reliable and easy - is seemingly the worst? Well, I dive into one of the worst officiated MLB games of the year with MR X and "Houston Scottie" before me and Mr. X move on to more important stuff: like listeners blasting him for quoting an NFL total that moved 1/2 point (eye roll). We also talk NFL strat...

The Eagles lose on MNF in Hindenberg fashion ("Oh... the humanity!") and Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss. You might be surprised by Charch's take. Also, he learns what a "Hingle McCrinkleberry is" and more. Why NFL coaches should hire a "chief strategist," the Fantasy Football blood bath, and the most stunning operation in Mossad histor...

Czabe welcomes the last rational Cowboy fan on earth, BRYANT HATCHER to the podcast, to talk about just what went wrong in Big D vs. the Saints. (Hint: everything!) Also, Tom Brady makes big strides in Week 2, Bryce Young is benched already, some stat anomalies from Week 2, and Czabe's theory on why the "churn cycle" on reach QB's is only picking up steam in the NFL. More . . . Our...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to recap Sunday's big stories in the NFL. Including what happens when an NFL team ends up up shits creek without a kicker. Like the Giants on Sunday. Also, Czabe makes some very good points about NFL coaches having "Galaxy Brain Syndrome" and what that means. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.tro...

Czabe welcomes "Mr. X" for the start of your football gambling week. And yes, Mr. X is astounded even his own boys are siding with the domestic abusing baby-momma machine in his traffic stop with South Florida's finest. Also discussed: Robert Kraft's frantic Hall of Fame campaign, last Thursday's toenail finish in KC, the essential problem with Lamar, Rover & Over by the nu...

Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues and begins by choosing violence. Hey, just because you don't understand math, don't be a baby about it when it comes to the NFL! Also, throwaway QB's, the rarest of Albino Striped Artic Surrender Cobras, where did the passing go, Pro Football Focus and YouTube TV reviewed with Czabe's take on the Scott Hansen RedZone. MORE..... Ou...

Even if you can't stand him personally, there was genuine joy on the face of the NFL's "Enigma" despite the whoopin' by the Niners. CZABE goes solo tonite, and it's a banger! Among the topics, Tyreke bodycam footage released, horns down, Daniel Jones stat that can't be real (but is!) Deshaun new lawsuit, Sean Keeler the man banned by Deion, goes scorched earth on the Bu...

The Packers season has been thrown a jolt. Dak Prescott gets the bag. The Browns have a massive Deshaun Watson problem. The Panthers are absolutely terrible. ANDY POLLIN joins me in dismay that the Commanders are likely just as shitty on D as they were last year. He also talks about the Brazil money grab, Deion at Colorado and more..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code C...

Czabe is joined for the first time this football season by gambling degentleman "Mr. X" to discuss the upcoming NFL season, some principles about "fade the public" as well as thoughts on college games, the Rover and Over, utterly terrible announcers on random bad college games, and a lot more. Plus he'll make his TNF pick to start the season! Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co...

Czabe and "Bike Mike" are at Matty's Bar and Grill in New Berlin, WI for the annual "Whiskey League" draft in Guillotine Leagues with Paul Charchian Mr. Whiskey league guru on call. Czabe runs down his *own* prop bets, such as "Will Taylor and Travis Get Engaged" and "Which QB Gets Benched First" and "Will the NFL Change the Kickoff Rule" mid-season? MOR...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to kick off a short but frantic Week 1 of the NFL Season! And we've got political controversy already! They also discuss the origins of the Monday Night Football theme (aka: "Heavy Action") talk Brazil, Trent and Jamar high stakes games of chicken, the "World Wide Leader" and thoughts on the state of ESPN radio. MORE.....TG Our Sponsors: * Check out T...

So not every day a teenager driver swerves into your stone wall on your country estate nearly killing themselves (thankfully, okay!) and you get a visit from the local police explaining what happened. But it did to me today! The Cincinnati Flash BRYANT HATCHER joins me to talk about players getting cut in the NFL, why some guys last longer than they should, the value of good kickers, Nick Saban&#3...

If you can find a truly BAD photo of ScarJo, I'd like to see it. Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN from Guillotine Leagues to discuss cut-down day in the NFL, as Czabe runs Paul through a gauntlet of "tough cuts" in every day life. Who is Conor Stalions? Bad drafting. Are kickers worth drafting? MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal...

Czabe goes SOLO today, and hits a long list of banger topics. Including... CeeDee Lamb Gets Overpaid Because Jerry's An Idiot Joe Milton's Rocket Arm Define "Key" Additions, Please You Got 'Cocked! The Harrison Family Are Gangstas Josh Harris Scooping Up Easy Wins Fantasy Football: Auction vs. Snake Draft Here Come The Kids (Of NFL'ers...) Ted Lasso Season 4 All Girl Fight...

GUEST: Andy Pollin Pat McAfee Goes Wild in Dublin Double Standards at ESPN? Are You "Tessitore Positive? $14M Locker rooms Pay-to-Play Is Coming in College There's No "Parity" Commanders Still Mopping Up Snyder Messes MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.trollcoclothing.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcirc...

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. Oklahoma State is forging brave new ground with their QR code scheme. Where will it all end? KEVIN SHEEHAN joins Czabe to talk about his surprise optimism for the Commanders to "go have themselves a season." Plus a follow-up on what you mean by the words "special." MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25...

But... it's gonna cost ya a pretty penny for the NFL's "Sunday Ticket" this year. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss, plus a rare argument about what makes a "special" wide receiver in the NFL. And is Jamar Chase one of them? Are we still "Kirk Jerks" now that he's in Atlanta? MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a gre...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN back from Seattle, where maybe a Packer game is in his future?? The existing "flag football" Olympians for team USA say.... "not so fast, my friend!" There is no such thing as "messing up the cards" in blackjack - unless you are an expert card counter. Feedback and pushback via the mailbag. The Commanders are on a heater at QB's to start Week...

Because somebody needs to slap two pieces of bread upside his helmet and remind him he's an "Idiot Sandwich." Gonna be a loooonnnng year for Giant fans. As well as Steeler fans. The QB carousel is gonna spin fast and hard this year in the NFL. Czabe goes SOLO on a Monday back from vaca. He tries to make sense of the RG3 and Sam Ponder firings. Plus should Czabe do a video portion of th...