Cruisin' for a Reviewsin'

Of all of the things people focus on with Tom Cruise's appearance, his hair isn't often up there as the most talked about. But as Sally and I discover in this light minisode, he is a man with many famous hairstyles! Join as as we discuss our favourites, the worst ones and what we'd like to see him try next. Find Sally on instagram: @diewrecktorofmayhem Find my socials via my website www.tomcruiser...

This week I am joined by my film-nerd pal Sally who somehow never saw Paul Thomas Anderson's 1999 film 'Magnolia', which takes a fascinating though depressing look at a bunch of interconnected people's lives one evening in San Fernando Valley. Is this film about chance, fate, shitty fathers or all of the above? Join as as we discuss all of those topics plus marvel at Tom's luscious hair, his weird...

In this not-at-all-mini episode, Benjamin and I deep dive into the personal life of Tom Cruise. Ben takes the reins on this episode, asking me a number of questions about my obsession with Tom before we get very in-depth about his personal life including his relationships, acting methods and, of course, Scientology. Find Ben on twitter: @benjungles and instagram: @toontownexpress Find my socials o...

It's finally time for my lovely husband Benjamin to join me on the podcast to discuss 2001's 'Vanila Sky'. Neither of us knew anything about this film upon our first watch but we were both pleasantly surprised by it. Join us as we discuss dreams, dad rock, weird masks, Michael Shannon and, once again, cum. Also I have a small cry about the ending. It's a good time. Find Ben on instagram: @toontown...

This week Chloe and I continue discussing 'Eyes Wide Shut', kicking off with the infamous sex cult party which was very underwhelming and included absolutely no Tom Cruise nudity whatsoever. We debate the clothing choices for the sex cult ladies, creepy sleep-laughing and disappointing the necrophiliac crowd. Find Chloe on instagram: @chloecazz Find my socials via www.tomcruisereviews.com

It's another Tom & Nic film but we've fast forwarded to 1999's 'Eyes Wide Shut' which is probably one of Tom's most controversial films because of its racy themes. Does it live up to the hype? Chloe & I go through the first half of the film where we discuss infidelity, fantasies, threesomes & sowing "genetic material". Find Chloe on instagram: @chloecazz Find my socials via www.tomcruisereviews.co...

In this minisode we continue our discussion on 'Days of Thunder' because this film had a heck load of trivia that we couldn't fit into the main episode. Find out which plot points and characters were based on real Nascar events/people, who got a speeding ticket during filming & which other actresses were considered for the role of Dr Lewicki. Find Bec on instagram: @__becjay__ Find my socials via...

In this episode on 1990's 'Days of Thunder' I'm joined by Bec who is a huge fan of car racing so we learn a lot about some of the technical aspects of racing that helped make this movie even more fun. Edutainment! Plus we discover the origins of a beloved Simpsons reference and count Tom's nipple hairs. Find Bec on instagram: @__becjay__ Find my socials via www.tomcruisereviews.com

It's part 2 of our review of 'Knight and Day' where we delve into more of the things Tom Cruise does that we find really attractive (namely eating an ice cream), the stunts, more druggings & gashes? Find Lauren on facebook/twitter/insta: @laurenstardust Find more of me via my website: www.tomcruisereviews.com

It's the first two-parter for the podcast because I am joined by my best friend Lauren who is also a HUGE Tom Cruise fan and we go off on many ridiculous tangents (mostly about how hot Tom is). We cover the 2010 film 'Knight and Day' which neither of us had heard of previously but thoroughly enjoyed. Please note: there's a lot of hysterical laughter, mic bumps & rude jokes in this episode. Find La...

It's another minisode where Amanda & I discuss whether or not Tom Cruise can dance and rate his most famous dance moments. Find Amanda on instagram: @hartleylove Find me & my socials on my website: www.tomcruisereviews.com

We're back in the 80s with Risky Business where I'm joined by Amanda who also had no idea how much darker this film was than it presents itself in pop culture. We discuss how they cover the topics of sex work, capitalism, losing your innocence & the logistics of setting up a one-night-only brothel in your parents house. Find Amanda on instagram: @hartleylove Find all of my socials on my website: w...

We take things a little more seriously this week as we're reviewing the 2008 WWII film 'Valkyrie'. I'm joined by Liam where we discuss how close this film got to actual history, whether or not Tom had a stunt butt and grappled with the idea of empathising with literal Nazi's in a film directed by a Very Awful Man. Check out Liam's podcast Flawless: A Music Podcast whever you listen to podcasts or...

My first mini episode (or "minisode" for fun), a smaller version to tide you over between full podcast episodes. This week Jade & I read the many terrible reviews written about Cocktail when it first came out. So many alcohol puns! Find me online via my website: www.tomcruisereviews.com

It's time for an 80s classic and this week we've chosen 1988's Cocktail. I'm joined by Jade who really appreciates Tom's luscious, 80s hair but not so much the rampant sexism and certainly not Coughlin's Law. Find Jade on social media @styleandspace or styleandspace.com.au Check out my website for my socials tomcruisereviews.com

This week I try to convert Heather into a Tom Cruise fan by showing her the 2013 sci fi film Oblivion, where we discuss life in a boring space apartment, the appeal of seeing Tom Cruise wrestle himself, the sexist double standards of fashion in the future & space pod harlots. Find Heather on insta: @hacklock Check out my new website: tomcruisereviews.com My insta: @tomcruisereviews My twitter: @to...

In episode two I am joined by Emma Livingstone who helps review the 2012 musical 'Rock of Ages'. Join us as we laugh at one of the tackiest (and yet embarassingly enjoyable) movies we've ever seen where we discuss putting tongues in things, silver dragon codpieces, dad rock, bad romances and singing into butts? Follow Emma's art: https://www.facebook.com/emetic.art/ Find me on instagram @tomcruise...

This is the very 1st episode of Cruisin' for a Reviewsin' featuring special guest Matt Hofmann, who helped kick start my Tom Cruise obsession! In this episode we discuss the 2017 film 'The Mummy' which was extremely divisive when it came out. Join us as we chat about the failed Dark Universe, hot mummies and that crashing plane scene. Follow me on instagram: @tomcruisereviews Or on twitter: @tomcr...

A quick intro to the new Tom Cruise movie reviews podcast, hosted by Cara Westworth. Artwork by Emetic Art. Follow me on instagram: @tomcruisereviews Or on twitter: @tomcruisereview