Crazy for Swayze

Jim Margle, action aficionado, returns! This movie won FOUR Golden Globes (Best Motion Picture - Action or Comedy, Best Director, Best Screenplay, and Teyana Taylor - Best Supporting Actress) since we recorded, and it deserves everything it gets. we try to talk about something other than how great it is. PTA is a living legend.

New year, same L.O.W.E. R.O.B.

"Speculation is over, if you want it." - Phil Ochs, probably

Our Forest Whitaker (and in this case, also Don Swayze) specialist, Shane Stroud, is back again for a change-up on our usual, annual viewing of Christmas in Wonderland. This year, we're going back to the bags-of-money, incest-adjacent, Crash-esque holiday classic featuring Velvet Larry and Jessica Biel's writhing, baked body. Shane hates it, but ain't that the Crazy Swayze Christmas promise?

Did you forget that Hook was a Christmas movie? We didn't! And, what's the deal with owls, anyway?

Mal is back, and this time it ain't North & South! Gremlins don't have gender. Gizmo is a deadbeat dad. Somebody look into Steven Spielberg. https://youtu.be/IKX9fGvF63E?si=U7m6D_mkENvwsaAp

SwayzePod newcomers Dana Winkler and Erin Hill tackle Vince's favorite holiday film. And it's horny as hell, folks

Pickle returns, again! The depths of Bent's cruelty are revealed before he faces the consequences. Orry saves the day. Ashton finally breaks

The other half of Norcos Y Horchata - Roman and Annie - join the Swayze Boys for a much-foreshadowed episode of the podcast. DRACULA HAS A MUSTACHE IN THIS MOVIE! SUCK IT NOSFERATU (2024)!! https://norcosyhorchata.bandcamp.com/album/precious-little-album

Anne and Ryan (The Lowcocks) are back! This is Ryan's first viewing of the classic musical, and that means something different depending on what live screening you're attending. What is the message of this movie, and is it I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE? Can it make you gay? These questions, and more, with our guests and Patreon producers both, Ryan and Anne. Plus: New York City electoral politics, Josh m...

In a break from your normal Swayze Adjacent content, enjoy this inaugural episode of Danny Bolterstein's new show. We're learning about movie monsters, their origins, and their evolutions. Every few months Danny will take over the Patreon feed with this show, and we'll all be better for it. For now, all 4 episodes are now available FOR FREE at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere.

It's an animal-news heavy What's Old Is New Again, with a carve-out for The Fenian Brotherhood. Also, Dick Cheatham goes to war. The gang reviews their US History education, and, as always, Jo knows the most. All that to say, this episode of everyone's favorite Civil War propaganda piece has way too much sexual violence, and we would rather talk about nearly anything else. And finally,...

It's a sequel that absolutely no one asked for. Except us. It's for us, I guess.

IT'S THE FIRST OF EPISODE OF CRAZIER FOR FRASER, which can mean only one thing: Danny and Pickle are here together and again. Josh has never seen this movie, and everyone refuses to believe it. Check out Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere for episodes of THAT'S MY MONSTER: DRACULA, hosted by Danny himself.

Child's Play 2 (1990) [Swayze Adjacent].It's another Slimeball Cinerma collaboration! AJ is back and we're ready to get Charlesed. Featuring: general Child's Play and Chucky talk, the unexpected return of L.O.W.E.R.O.B., and the voice of Rog (and also Gene!)!

Frankie and Doran, from Occult 83 video store in Dearborn [the last movie store in Michigan, and the best fetish store in the Midwest], bring their film expertise to our humble podcast. We all had a great time watching and talking about another girl power romp. This time, it's French! It's more perfect than Perfect (1985)!!! https://occult83.com/

We welcome back Shane with an Amrrican Flag jumpscare and some sort of ... proclamation of .... emancipation. It's a great one, folks

The Quick and The Dead (1987) [Swayze Adjacent]. Not THAT The Quick and The Dead (1995)!!! Is it a Road House? Only sorta, but Sam Elliott is there, and that goes a long way toward checking our boxes. Spoilers for The Rehearsal, I guess? Which was totally robbed of an Emmy.

It's got everything! Live music, crowd participation, even a drinking game!! Plus opinions from Erin Hill, Mike Smyth, Tyler Adams, then Erin again, and then Mike again, and Mal, too. You shoulda been there.

Mike Smyth, remake expert, is back for our final remake (so far!): Jake Gyllenhal's take on Elwood Dalton in Roadhouse. Fresh off our live show at The Lager House (releasing next week!), we're all loaded up with original Roadhouse opinions and ready to talk about the 2024 version. It's DEI (and that's a good thing!)!!! It's sexless (not so good!)!! It's begging to be talked about through a Patrick...

DAN IS BACK for more Civil War fun. Mal reveals a little backstory. George and Orry hang out with their Presidents, then, briefly, each other. Charles makes a new friend. Bent and Ashton finally hook up. Virgilia finally meets Olivia Soprano. Justin meets his maker.

Andrea Kaminski and Alicia Massey are back again, but not for the movies they thought they were watching! Somehow we have a harder time with this movie than we did with Inland Empire, but we all agree that the Mystery Man is pretty freaky deaky. Ultimately, it's a movie about pornos, folks.

Ian Spratt is back and we're going to tackle what is possibly David Lynch's strangest film. It feels like a culmination of all of his films - a magnum opus before finally getting another crack at Twin Peaks. This one is kinda about the SWAYZE Method, but applied to acting instead of policing!

"What's the heaviest thing you've ever covered on the podcast?" That's the question AJ, AKA Slimeball Cinerama, asked while Bob crawled through Laura Palmer's window. So far, this is probably it. It's a prequel to the 90s' weirdest TV show, but you don't have to have seen the show to enjoy the film [according to David Lynch]. Probably because it's difficult for anyone at all to "enjoy" this film....

The Civil War has finally begun! Pickle Fritz is back! New, updated theme song! New MOUSTACHE drop! And tell us, folks, did ladies really wear tiny cowboy hats during the Civil War?