Compelled by Schlock

Darby and Chris are joined by special guest ​⁠@LanceOMG to talked about the ultimate classic Halloween movie, Ernest Scared Stupid! So grab some authentic Bulgarian miak and practice your Jim Varney scream as we dive into this hilariously fun tribute to schlock films! ‘Know what I mean Vern? 🎃

We’re watching the Friday the 13th movies in order and telling you what they’re all about! Join Darby and Chris as they venture into the chilling world of "Friday the 13th: Part II". In this suspense-packed review, they uncover the secrets behind Jason Voorhees' most unique incarnation. Brace yourself for a deep dive into the terror that continued it all! 🌲🪓

Darby and Chris delve into a fascinating theory about the iconic horror film "Friday the 13th." Despite the common knowledge that Jason's mother, Pamela Voorhees, is the killer in the first movie, they propose an intriguing argument that challenges this notion. Through a detailed analysis of the film's evidence, they make a compelling case for Jason's secret role as the true pe...

Before you see Exorcist: Believer, take a deep dive with Chris and Darby to see where it all began with Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist and Exorcist: The Beginning!

Take a heart-pounding journey through the gritty streets of 1993's, 'Judgment Night,' starring Emilio Estevez, Cuba Gooding Jr., Denis Leary, Jeremy Piven, and Stephen Dorff. In this adrenaline-fueled movie review, we dive deep into the high-stakes of this urban survival thriller, highlighting the stellar soundtrack featuring mashups between De La Soul and Teenage Fanclub, Ice-T and Sl...

It's Chuck Norris vs. Michael Myers! Watch for the best Chuck Norris joke ever told!

Join Darby and Chris as they explore the eerie world of 'A Nun's Curse' (2020), starring scream queen Felissa Rose. Unravel the mysteries of this kitchen sink horror mockbuster as they share their thoughts on the scares, performances, and more. Get ready for spine-tingling insights in this hair-raising review! ⛪️🧟‍♀️

Is this cult classic the origin story of the Dark Knight's Joker? You decide!

Step into the action-packed world of the 1992 sci-fi movie 'Freejack' with Darby and Chris! 🎬 Join us as we time-travel into adventure with Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger, and Anthony Hopkins. Uncover this futuristic gem with tones of The Matrix, Total Recall, Escape from New York, and many other movie hits! 🏎️⚡️

We're talking about the distant dystopian future of 1999!

Saddle up, partner! Join Darby and Chris as they bust into the wild west meets horror fusion of 'Billy the Kid vs. Dracula.' Get ready for a showdown like no other as the notorious outlaw crosses paths with the Prince of Darkness. Is this genre-blending film a hidden gem or a monstrous misfire? Find out in our review of this intriguing 1966 crossover! 🤠🦇

Arena (1989) I got three words for you... "Rocky in Space!"

Dive into the deep blue with Darby, Chris, and Lance as they review the colossal shark blockbuster 'The Meg' 🌊🦈 Did this larger-than-life megalodon leave jaws dropping, or was it a splash that fell short? Find out if the size of the shark matches the epic scale of this thrilling underwater adventure in our latest review!

Shark Month Continues! Join Darby, Chris, and Lance as they delve into the thrilling waters of "Deep Blue Sea," discovering the intriguing parallels between this aquatic horror and the iconic 'Jurassic Park' and the much used 'skeleton crew' trope. From vicious sharks to clumsy heroes, this movie review is a jaw-dropping adventure for both horror and action fans alike! 🌊🦈

Get ready for a Santa-sized spectacle as Darby, Chris, and Lance unravel the festive mayhem in "Santa Jaws." Discover the hilariously terrifying world of a killer Christmas shark that brings a whole new meaning to holiday horror. Jump into this comically chaotic adventure as we unwrap the joy and the terror beneath the waves! 🎄🎅🦈

If you're looking for the Hulk wrestling some reindeer, keep scrolling!

Using your wealth to disrupt an entire economy and ruin everyone's Christmas makes you a good dad, right? RIGHT???

AKA Demonic Christmas Tree! Joins as we describe the ins and out of this baffling schlock-business model and muse about what could make it better!

2023 Shark Month continues! Dive into the hilarious and campy world of 'Shark in Venice' as Darby, Chris, and Lance dissect this B-movie gem. 🦈 Explore the absurdity and cheesy thrills of this underwater adventure gone wrong in the heart of Venice... or Bulgaria. Join the fun as they navigate gondolas and great whites in their entertaining movie review.

Dive into this engaging Jaws movie review, where the clashing dialogue, iconic moments, and character dynamics are explored. 🦈 Discover the motivations of Bruce the shark and the mayor and how Jaws became a template for blockbusters. Unveil the Holy Trinity allegory and dissect the two sides of this thrilling creature feature.

Do you want to see the TRUE Alien prequel? Check out Dark Star! John Carpenter's first feature film. Dan O'Bannon forming the story that would become Alien. And Nick Castle doing creature work before playing the Shape (AKA Michael Myers) in Halloween!

🌙 Sink your teeth into our review of the 1985 cult classic "Fright Night"! 🧛‍♂️ Join us as we take a bloody hilarious dive into this fang-tastic vampire flick that will leave you howling with laughter and screaming for more. It's a vampire tale that's so good, it's sure to give you a fright...and a night full of schlocky fun! 🎬✨

Killer clash! ...and Kiss! In Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter!

🌽 Get ready to enter the cornfield of terror with our review of Children of the Corn! This cult classic is stalked with creepy kids and more corn than you can handle. We had a-MAIZE-ing time watching this horror flick, but remember, if you hear "He Who Walks Behind the Rows," it's time to run! 🌾🎬

I'm on a Highway to Hel... oh wait... that song isn't in this??? But everything else is! A young Ben Stiller as Genghis Khan, claymation Cerberus, handcuffs that are literally hands, and so much more! Take a ride on the Highway to Hell!!!