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Loving him was???? Well let me tell you!!! Red. Even though Alex thinks it's 1989. But it's Red. The next Taylor Swift album re-release is Red, Mike Wazowski is green, and Usher apparently is not very considerate of other people's feelings. We also tell a story about DMing our way into a concert (stream Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter). Anyway, #freebritney and also a big NOR to our...

Two Rodrighoes talk about about Sour and Taylor Swift for like 35 hours CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We launch our own radio station, listen to new music (Olivia Rodrigo, Nicki Minaj), listen to old music (also Nicki Minaj), listen to Pokemon music (Katy Perry) (???) and also discuss the brit awards (should be an award show just for britney spears but whatever).  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Please welcome to the stage.... Bennifer, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix,  Littlest Mix (their children), Coldplay, Ava Max, Burgers (???????), Joshua Bassett (????), and Taylor (!!!!!!!!!!) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We got new onion ring reviews and some nice Microsoft paint album art but NO NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!! Ms. Jaguiar has let us down again but we forgive her and turn our attention to future EGOT winner Nicki Minaj's career as a movie star, specifically her role in Ice Age 20: Icy (Saweetie's Version) (Taylor's Version) (Little Mix's Version minus Jesy). Also we listen to a s...

crossing our fingers taylor releases her new album today  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

The people ARE talking and WE are talking about Artpop Act II, Taylor's Version (still), The Oscars (From The Vault), Demi, Poot, Raven, Phil, Solange, Beyonce, Lana, Phineas AND Ferb CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

There's somethin' bout the way The street looks when it's just rained There's a glow off the pavement Walk me to the car And you know I wanna ask you to dance right there In the middle of the parking lot YEAH CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

For almost an entire hour we try to figure out if """clappter""" is a word. Also a 5 minute autotune interlude AND a huge reveal (our own personal turkey sandwich recipes) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

WE NOW REALIZE JONI MITCHELL IS NOT FEATURED IN THE SONG AT ALL AND IT IS A COVER OF A JONI MITCHELL SONG  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

California King Bed, Hummingbird Heartbeat, The Gucci Movie, The Goofy Movie, The Grammys, The Goofy Movie, The Demi Lovato Documentary, The Goofy Movie CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

From Meghan Trainor to Ozzy Osbourne...... we get into ALL of it on this week's episode. And by all of it we mean Taylor Swift, pop-punk Nicki Minaj and Kyrsten Sinema (????) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

It's our pop punk episode!!!!!! Also WandaVision, Alex makes a ruling on a famous 1995 court case, and Nicole develops a bizarre laugh. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others. Also Nicole's problem with Deux Moi, Alex pitches a movie idea with Michael B. Jordan, and a beautiful rendition of an entire Alanis Morissette song.   CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

It's our second episode back and we have already become covid deniers and tried to cancel many beloved celebrities CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Two holes return to the throne. In their first episode back after a 5 month stint in Hollywood (TM), Alex recites every line from Beauty and the Beast and Nicole becomes a crypto billionaire. Also we share which organs we would get rid of first (teeth and heart).  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We identify not one, not two, but potentially twelve different greatest songs of all time in a single episode. We also try to talk about WAP but end up playing multiple versions of songs sung by Toad. Michelle Obama also stops by and Alanis Morisette has one hand in her pocket, the other one on her peepee.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

So here's the thing you need to know about this episode: we talk about the WAP video. But here's the second thing you need to know: we also talk about P!NK and she even breaks into our studio. There were over one million dollars in damages and we are suing her. But that's Hollywood baby!!! And that's all you need to :) AND that's amore :) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Alex, Nicole, and Dixie D’Amelio go on a pop culture journey that explores pressing topics such as gay Lifetime movies, Bebe Rexha breaking all of her bones, the country of Denmark blocking our videos, and Tinashe listening to folklore. Oh and we are also replacing Ellen and buying Tik Tok! You’re welcome! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Taylor heard our prayers for pop culture news and GAVE US A WHOLE ALBUM. We invite Betty onto the podcast and run through every track on folklore, congratulate Demi on her engagement, and say goo goo gaga to Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s baby. AND THEN MORE FOLKLORE. Also some cling clang music at the end for Nicole as a treat <3 CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We define what it means to be a barb, discuss famous barbz throughout history, untangle some of music's biggest mysteries (meredith brooks vs. bebe rexha), sing an entire verse of gucci gucci  and most importantly: prepare our holes for new Maroon 5.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

If God is a DJ...... life is a dance floor. P!nk said it so it must be true! Our only notes before recording this episode were ‘hamilton debate’ and ‘jennifer coolidge’ so please tune in for potentially the most thought provoking episode we’ve ever recorded. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Well clearly celebrities have decided to be lazy this week because all we talked about was KATY PERRY’S ALBUM FROM 2010. Nicole also serenades Kacey Musgraves and Alex is now a HamilHead.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Alex and Nicole have reunited on the roof of their Malibu studio to record in person for the first time in 84 years! We award Album of the Year to The Black Eyed Peas, spread for Charlie Puth, nearly avoid electrocution and essentially solve the Swiftgron theories and all unsolved mysteries.  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We learn a lot of things in this episode but most importantly that Nicole has a baker’s dozen of holes. Also we play multiple Beyoncé clips, Phoebe Bridgers screams our ears off, Raven Symone got married, and a brave and bold and POWERFUL new Chromatica II transition…  CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!