Classless Chats

On this unhinged episode, Emily and Steve discuss weird, random holidays in July. They discuss if Emily is a vampire, the real meaning of the Pina Colada song, create awful poetry, admire the work ethic of child coal miners, and plot their continuing crusade against Dave Matthews. Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, why don't you rate us 5 stars? We would really appreciate i...

On this special episode of the podcast, Dom talks about people who blow their hands off with fireworks, then immediately posts himself lighting fireworks with a flamethrower on the 4th of July. Dom, Sheldon and Steve discuss all things patriotic like creating a new identity after a cataclysm, putting roman candles in places you shouldn't, cyber trucks, DJ Qualls, badmouthing Ben Franklin, and...

On this episode we discuss the word “theory” with musician and teacher, Alex DenBaars. We talk about scientists who were huge jerks, big sharks, latinx cyber trucks, sticking arrows into your eyes for science, and much more! You can follow Alex and their band “Self Neglect” at @selfneglectband on Instagram or linktr.ee/selfneglectband Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, why don't yo...

On this special episode of the podcast, we're taking a small break from words to discuss dads. Don't worry, there is something here from everyone, as we discuss dead dads, estranged dads, and present dads. Steve, Dany and Emily discuss that and flowers that look like lady parts, rage rooms, working at pet stores, getting d--- pics from Tom from Myspace, if certain cult leaders are consider...

Actor, veteren, Doctor Who aficionado Sarah Kalm joins Steve and Sheldon to talk all things "xenogamy". They discuss which animals or people the aliens from aliens can make into aliens, the constantly shifting requirements required for military service, seasonal coughs of death, and how AI can potentially replace us then kick us while we're down. Like, follow and heck, if you're...

In this absolutely packed episode, Emily and Steve are joined by JD Otsuka to talk about the word, "keen". They discuss robots of unimpressive sizes, high school reunions, ancient Egyptian hiking, cave lightning, kidnapping people in the style of Ferris Bueller, and much more! Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, why don't you rate us 5 stars? We would really appreciate it. You can f...

On this episode, Virginia Benitez-Jones joins Steve and Lex to discuss the word, “Quit”. We talk about jobs that we’ve quit, working in education, how crows and students could potentially go to school together, how kids used to be chimney sweeps, and much more! You can follow Virginia at PoshMark @ Ginibjones or Instagram @ veebenjoo Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, why don&#...

Lilith Stargazer joins Steve and Dany to talk about all things "deranged". Dany tells us about some old, fictional movies based on old, factual serial killers. We also talk about temporary insanity, our various experiences with neurodivergence and personality disorder, how to fix men, being assigned cop at birth, and much more! You can catch Lilith Stargazer on Instagram @stargazerburles...

On this episode of bountiful comedy, we examine the word “bounty”. Comedian Kelly Shafer joins Steve and Dom to discuss government sanctioned priest hunters, how paper towels are made, how to get quality coconuts in Costa Rica, what if God were a vampire hunter, and much, much more! You can see more of Kelly Shafer’s hilarious improv performing with The Doodles! Follow @thedoodlesabq on Instagram...

Steve and Lex are joined by Andy Harrington to discuss just what in the heck "eucharist" means. Steve shares an embarrassing story involving a priest and his mouth. We also talk about capybaras, Fargo, how much chewed up bread it would take to reincorporate into a functional Jesus, and cannibalism! If you haven't gotten all of your friends to listen to us yet - what the heck is the h...

Frequent and much beloved collaborator, Hailey Tolleson, joins Steve and Sheldon as they discuss all things "rusty". We talk about being the first people to live on Mars, whether or not we could fall in love with robots capable of feeling emotions, whether it's better to practice art or not, play with sound effects, and much more! Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it...

Steve and Sheldon discuss the complicated relationship between Starship Troopers and weirdo's without media literacy. Also, they discuss jerk film directors, politics, how to be patriotic as a POC time traveler, and Nationalistic songs! Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, why don't you rate us 5 stars? We would really appreciate it. You can follow us on Instagram and Tik...

Model, artist, musician extroadinaire, Skarlett Demise, joins Dany and Steve on today's episode all about their uncanny ability to do any European accent. We also speculate what serial killers would be good in specific musicals, ponder what slang will be like in 600 years, and watch a video of Kim Cattrall gettin' jazzy! You can follow Skarlett Demise on her various socials at https://allm...

Steve and Emily discuss what makes a gate a gate and not a fence, moat, or just strange eye-candy for wealthy countries looking to jazz up their architecture. We also talk about that Dave Matthews band story, Steve uses childhood gifted programs to assemble mutants, and we replace participation trophies with cheese. Enjoy! Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, why don't you ra...

City College All-star, Owen Reid Callis, joins Steve and Nicholas as they talk about the strange word, "vector". They reminisce about their teenage years where so many of their friends sold knives door-to-door. Nicholas demonstrates an other-wordly knowledge of Sonic the Hedgehog lore and Owen tries to sell a VHS copy of Morbius over the phone! Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, wh...

Steve and Dominic take turns speculating on what makes things "naughty". We find out the origins of the word and find out "panspermia" is not as naughty as it sounds. Steve doesn't believe in baby sign language or that so many elves can live at the North Pole. And, will people ever stop being so damn naughty at bachelor/ette parties? Like, follow and heck, if you're fee...

City College All-star, Connor Lee Bradley, is the guest on today's episode. Steve and Lex interview Connor and talk about the word "shift" and all the shift-y things associated with it like rat kings, incel gorillas, catastrophic magnetic pole shift apocalypse, and much more! Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, why don't you rate us 5 stars? We would really app...

Blacksmith and Sheldon talk to Dany about the word, "help". They discuss cultural advisement on Kangaroos, Yoko Ono's dolphin impression, ways to rehabilitate injured horse killers, and so much more! Like, follow and heck, if you're feeling up to it, why don't you rate us 5 stars? We would really appreciate it. You can follow us on Instagram and TikTok @theclasslesschaps and...

For people who don't want to talk so much about supernatural beings, Classless Chaps Emily and Lex sure take us on some wild tangents! Why does it feel so good to smash rotten fruit into misdemeanor offenders' faces? What are the logistics of a cow's moos (or boos)? And why are so many comics doubling down on being d-bags instead of innovating? We speculate wildly on all of this and mo...

On the very first episode of Classless Chats, Steve is joined by fellow Chaps Dom and Nicholas as they investigate "ginger" and all the weird thoughts spawned by the word such as: "Why did we hear so many unhinged fairy tales as children?", "Who the heck is Ginger Rogers?", "Does ginger help in the bedroom", and many more! Like, follow and heck, if you'r...