Captain's Slog with Lieutenants Mark & Eddie

It's Christmas, although not in Star Trek, never in Star Trek... we watched a movie, enjoy. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a clip show, the Star Trek episode, not ours we're not that lazy, so listen to us try, and fail to talk about this non-episode. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Enterprise's crew undergo wargames training, Data loses a boardgame, so of course we discuss the 2010 A-Team movie. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week a figure from Worf's past arrives on the Enterprise and we discuss how to impress Ron Perlman. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lwaxana Troi is here... no don't leave, we talk about the movies of Paul Verhoven and Mick Fleetwood is a fish man. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are joined by the lovely Laura Marie Donnelly to discuss the Enterprise's incredibly offensive trip to the planet Ireland. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Picard undergoes a crucial surgery and Geordi gets kidnapped by a deeply problematic race, and we discuss vampires and werewolves in space. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S THE BORG! Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wesley gets an assignment, Data grooms a child and we talk about the role of the Simpsons in the post-apocalypse. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Riker's dad is a terrible parent, and everybody wants to blame Will, Westley is annoying and we get so much O'Brian. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we have two Picards and an omelette so obviously we discuss the issue of trans-space-pirates. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Data, Worf and Riker go on a lads jolly to a spooky space casino and we discuss Fermat's last theorem.  Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week a mysterious computer virus threatens the Enterprise, Geordi gets beaten up by a lift, and we discuss which robots we'd fell okay masturbating in front of. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Wesley gets upset that his girlfriend is a shapeshifter, O'Brian does nothing and still gets paid and we discuss animal racism. Also you can hear Eddie's dog a lot, sorry she is a twat  Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

This week we spend the episode sucking the dick of what is frankly one of the greatest episodes of television ever written or recorded. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we get our Kling-on as Riker takes part in an officer exchange and we discuss when it's appropriate to kill a superior officer. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the O'Brian Show, also Pulaski gets some aging disease or something, who cares. So naturally we discuss how to drive a ghost hunter to suicide. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we barely discuss the Schizoid Man, whilst also discussing the existential horror of being trapped alone with your thoughts for eternity. It's a comedy romp. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On a very special episode of Star Trek we learn to accept disabled people, we also discuss ghost powered warp cores and Klingons lack of stealth combat communication. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week a roguish charmer arrives on the Enterprise, Data tries his hand at stand up and we discuss which comedians could never be allowed on Star Trek. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geordi misspeaks a single word and gives life to one of fictions greatest villains, Picard gets a fancy new hat and Worf dresses up all fancy for no reason, it's genuinely one of the best Star Trek episodes ever. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast...

The Enterprise discovers a black and empty patch of space, this is strange apparently. Also we discuss Hawkeye's effectiveness against Galactus. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As we finally get to good Star Trek, we ask discuss consent, sexism, a woman's right to choose and why you shouldn't name a star child Ian. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally complete season one with the "triumphant" return of the Romulans, we discuss future sports, Hilary Duff and one man's baffling quick acceptance of a 400 year time jump. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

This week a conspiracy threatens the foundations of Star Fleet itself, so obviously we discuss phaser settings, parrots and who forgot to pay the dilithium license. Intro Music: "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.