Boars, Gore, and Swords

The Strip. The boys take a winter trip back to New Vegas! Sponsored by Draft Queens. Red & Ivan hop on the back of Liberty Prime Alpha as he shouts about Pain Spiders for Prime Video's Fallout . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on bluesky →...

Bridge of Time, Part One. We come to this place… for MURDER. Nicole Kidman, Jamie Lee Curtis, and the Cannavale family head to Prime Video to get paid.   Red & Ivan head back to Ye Olde Nineteen Ninety-Eight to talk the Patricia Cornwell adaptation Scarpetta . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support...

The Case of the Missing Scrolls. Finally we find out what happens when Guy Ritchie creates a Sherlock movie! For the first time!!   Red & Ivan ride their penny-farthings to make some premature deductions about Prime Video's Young Sherlock . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patre...

Matinee. Dunk & Egg are off on the road and so writer, comic, and caped crusader Alexandria Love returns! Alex , Red & Ivan head to a Hollywood audition full of people who look exactly like them to talk Disney+'s Wonder Man . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgor...

The Morrow. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms . Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hal...

In the Name of the Mother. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms . Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Ma...

Seven. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms . Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's p...

The Squire. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms . Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hal...

Hard Salt Beef. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms . Dunk and Egg theme by Daniel Preston AKA Wesley Thunder Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda...

The Hedge Knight. Railroad's Tales of Dunk and Egg is the best thing he's ever written in the ASOIAF universe, and the long overdue adaptation has finally made it to television. Red & Ivan smack the fleas out of their clothes and head to the Inn at the Crossroads to talk HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotif...

Kids These Days. After an impossible number of false starts we've finally managed to get a live action Starfleet Academy. Red & Ivan pull on their redshirts and head to an airlock to discuss Paramount+s Star Trek: Starfleey Academy . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/...

Rookies. The hottest show of the year came out the day after American Thanksgiving and almost 6 weeks after Canadian Thanksgiving. And who better to discuss the intersection of professional hockey and sex between men? Red & Ivan strap on their * checks notes* skates and immediately fall on the ice where they remain to discuss HBO Max's Heated Rivalry . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's po...

The Innovator. Season One came out April of 2024 so Fallout just barely beats the "every two years" allegations by getting Season 2 out just before the new year. Red & Ivan emerge from their executive cryo chambers to talk Prime Video's Fallout . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! →...

La Chica o El Mundo. Writer Vince Gilligan wrote several dozen episodes of The X-Files and several of its spin-offs and then vanished for 25 years, producing no other works. Now he's back doing the only thing he's ever done: creating excellent speculative fiction. Red & Ivan join the hive mind and think about Apple TV's Pluribus . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adap...

The Gap. Writer Vince Gilligan wrote several dozen episodes of The X-Files and several of its spin-offs and then vanished for 25 years, producing no other works. Now he's back doing the only thing he's ever done: creating excellent speculative fiction. Red & Ivan join the hive mind and think about Apple TV's Pluribus . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available...

HDP. Writer Vince Gilligan wrote several dozen episodes of The X-Files and several of its spin-offs and then vanished for 25 years, producing no other works. Now he's back doing the only thing he's ever done: creating excellent speculative fiction. Red & Ivan join the hive mind and think about Apple TV's Pluribus . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on...

Please, Carol & Got Milk. Writer Vince Gilligan wrote several dozen episodes of The X-Files and several of its spin-offs and then vanished for 25 years, producing no other works. Now he's back doing the only thing he's ever done: creating excellent speculative fiction. Red & Ivan join the hive mind and think about Apple TV's Pluribus . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to...

Pirate Lady & Grenade. Writer Vince Gilligan wrote several dozen episodes of The X-Files and several of its spin-offs and then vanished for 25 years, producing no other works. Now he's back doing the only thing he's ever done: creating excellent speculative fiction. Red & Ivan join the hive mind and think about Apple TV's Pluribus . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Ad...

We is Us. Writer Vince Gilligan wrote several dozen episodes of The X-Files and several of its spin-offs and then vanished for 25 years, producing no other works. Now he's back doing the only thing he's ever done: creating excellent speculative fiction. Red & Ivan join the hive mind and think about Apple TV's Pluribus . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, availabl...

We Watch. And We Are Always There. After the surprise smash hit Interview With a Vampire, who better to take a swing at the Anne Rice Verse than John Lee Hancock, the man who directed The Blind Side. Red & Ivan hop on a mystery train to AMC's Talamasca: The Secret Order . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on  Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As al...

The Pilot. FINALLY a prequel of a 40 year old IP. One of the top 3 this year after Andor and Alien: Earth! Finally we get a story from Stephen King involving Clowns and the Northeast. Red & Ivan hitchhike to Maine to talk HBO's IT: Welcome To Derry . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Re...

Episode 1. What if Succession took place in the 19th century by the guy who made Peaky Blinders? We're about to find out. Red & Ivan get ready to drop some needles on Netflix's House of Guinness . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter...

Full Nelson. We return to the DCU to see what John Cena's getting up to in the Best Dimension Ever. Eagly's heading to heights never seen before, perhaps so high he'll find a man in a high castle. Red & Ivan hop in the Quantum Unfolding Chamber to talk HBO Max's Peacemaker . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As...

Crossings. We're packing a water ice and a boatload of idiot antagonists as we head to Brad Ingelsby's Scrappleverse to figure out what family dynamics have been appearing adjacent to crime and water ice. Red & Ivan hop in the trash truck and scope out HBO Max's Task . Go Birds. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS...