Blood Suckers

This week we watched our first vampire found footage film: Afflicted from 2013. We found a lot of silliness, but we also found a lot of heart and eyeballs and blood and dedication. It was inspiring to watch two indie filmmakers write and direct their own vampire film. GOALS! We Also Learned BIPOC INFO! https://www.healthline.com/health/bipoc-meaning#meaning Caves and basements are amazing wifi hot...

This week we watched two films! Two Last Vampires of Blood the Last Vampire! One anime OVA from 2000 and one live action silly fest from 2009. I think the most important thing to remember is that KC hasn't seen an anime she loves yet and that fact is making SM grumpier than a last vampire who may not be a last vampire, or a vampire? If only we had a post-it… We Also Learned According to SM, a...

This week we watched 2022's Day Shift and it made us both mad and delighted. Madlighted? We learned It could now be starring Daniel Day Davis Streep There's tons of life in the desert KC. Tons. We said Steven Attenborough but we meant David Graves are where the people go to be dead Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreo...

This week we watched 1995's The Addiction and it was as much fun as putting on a pair of jeans after two years in a pandemic. Like, we like these jeans, but we're also mad at them for doing this to us.  We learned Pu'er Tea is a dirt tea that's very healthy for you, and maybe a philosopher? "DON'T DO THIS" are the exact words said and then you're getting kic...

This week we watched a German film called We Are the Night from 2010. It was German. The most German 2010 film ever. Also KC got an incredible new drone job and SM lives on having popsicles and not having covid! We learned German Rape Murder Houses are a thing?!   Eyeballs tell you if you're a vampire    You can kick a hot man in the dick to see if he's in love with you   Follow us on th...

This week we watched our Vampire Council Member Tosin's request: Twilight from 2008 and it's yet another vampire film that causes SM to yell incessantly in Kacey's face because she loves it so much. Kacey has the patience and fortitude of St. Olga of Kiev ya'll. For reals.  We learned: Vampire Therapists are desperately needed in the field   You can drink every time SM says &qu...

This week we watched our Vampire Council Member Troy's recommendation: Love at First Bite from 1979. It's long episode title is "Our Most Problematic Episode Wherein We Confront Glaringly Uncomfortable Racism". And we're glad we did. We learned stuff ya'll. Stuff AND things.  We learned Troy is a chimera. A CHIMERA!!!  All the vampire films were made in 1979. Weird. ...

This week our producer Taylord commanded we watch 1994's Interview with the Vampire which was such a hardship for Sarah-Marie that she yelled in Kacey's face about it for hours. We also learned Everythings better when it's on fire. Hands, houses, humans.  KC is amazing at tolerating SM's rants, but she's still not giving this film her bonus point Kissing Brad Pitt is gross...

In this very special episode of Blood Suckers, we watch 2011's remake of Fright Night, lose all hope in humanity and crash out. We regret nothing.  We also learned that "Crawling with bonus..." means crawling with bonus bullshit.  Kacey doesn't know who Toni Collette is, or at the very least what her name is… Las Vegas basements are hard to build and maintain because of caliche...

We watch 2014's Dracula Untold and everyone is in it is very sexy. Everyone. Check the gram @bloodsuckerspod for related images and info! Also:  DILF = Dracula I'd Like to Fuck It's pronounced Wal-Ah-Cha-cha-cha-chia Sarah-Marie went down a lot of rabbit holes in this one Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com...

We watch 1988's Vampire's Kiss and have too many thoughts about hot yogurt and toes: KC & SM get into a big fight about documents, filing and organization. Who's surprised? He probably ate that pigeon... We will join you Coppola Family, if that's what it takes.  Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/...

We watch 1985's Vampire Hunter D and learn a few things...   Kacey's first adult anime was a disappointment   Sarah-Marie really didn't take a college course on any of this   Hi Kevin Miller. We're coming for you.    Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/littlerenegadefilms THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...

On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films watch  1972's The Velvet Vampire and it was a small boobed big sexy ride.   Things We Learned   You have to cut away to the ocean so that we know there's going to be knob schlobbing   KC would steal long dresses for SM if she could   KC would stare and SM would yell like a coyote if we caught our SO's cheating. Bo...

On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films watch Kiss of the Damned from 2012.    Things we learned: Kacey doesn't have a boyfriend because she can't writhe without breaking her neck   Sarah-Marie will only show her midriff for SAG eligibility   Take a drink every time we say "stakes" and don't make it a vampire pun    Follow us on the gram: http...

On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films attempt to watch Chastity Bites  2013 and end up watching 30 Days of Night 2007 instead. We regret nothing.  THINGS WE LEARNED Don't wait 20 days to have a relationship convo. Do it now before you get bit or mangled.  You're never too evil not to brush your teeth   Do you know the Muffin Man Mangler?   You don't l...

On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films watch Near Dark (1987).   THINGS WE LEARNED Consent is hard to talk about and hard to learn about. For more info on consent go HERE: https://www.rainn.org/articles/what-is-consent   This is Tornado and Lost Boys is Twister   This is Volcano and Lost Boys is Dante's Peak   This is Geo Storm and Lost Boys is The Day After Tom...

On this episode of Blood Suckers, the ladies of Little Renegade Films watch Horror of Dracula (1958).   THINGS WE LEARNED This film contains the whitest british dudes you've ever seen   Christopher Lee wants you to know he read the book.   Miles Malleson IS THE BEST AND WE LOVE HIM THE MOST  Dracula just really really needed a librarian. Poor guy.  When Sarah Marie is tired, her pudding brain...

BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS Sarah Marie has a sweater fetish   The second thing we learned is…   We're sure we learned something from watching this…   And that thing… that thing we learned is…   don't watch this.   #burn   Bloodsucking Bastards is a 2015 American comedy horror film [3] directed by Brian James O'Connell, written by Ryan Mitts and Dr. God, O'Connell's comedy group...

In this episode, we discuss Carmilla (2019) and learn many things like... This has lesbians!   Vampire Lesbians who are lesbian vampires.  With Inner Vagina Tingles.  Kacey is not myopic and Sarah-Marie totally knows what that word means... Repressing the hell outta Lara   #brooch   #lesbiankiss   Tetanus Mary  is Typhoid Mary's Cousin   Carmilla is a 2019 British romantic horror film written...

In this episode, we discuss Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010) and learn many things like...  Designer Drugs are not from Calvin Klein Sarah-Marie can't have more than one emotion at a time or she explodes Man-ponytails are hot and Uggs are good. Yes. We said it.  The Hotness to Grumpyness Scale is real Lost Boys: The Thirst is a 2010 American black comedy horror film directed by Dario Piana [1] an...

In this episode, we discus  Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008) and celebrate our tenth episode and learn many important things like:  All surfers know each other All aunts are terrible All Sutherlands are sexy Lost Boys: The Tribe is a 2008 American black comedy horror film directed by P. J. Pesce , which serves as a stand-alone sequel to the 1987 film, The Lost Boys . The film stars Tad Hilgenbrink , An...

THE LOST BOYS The 80's were a magical, forgivable time of wonder and awe and mullets Vampires bled glitter long before Mrs. Meyer wrote about them "Thou shall not... memmmmbble" is our favorite song The Lost Boys is a 1987 American supernatural black comedy horror film directed by Joel Schumacher , produced by Harvey Bernhard with a screenplay written by Jeffrey Boam . Janice Fische...

THINGS WE LEARNED Kacey really likes men. She promises.  Detectives are only Detetives if they're Detective Detectives.  Great bathtubs are worth the blood sacrifice it takes to get them Eternal is a 2004 film about sixteenth-century Countess Elizabeth Báthory "repeating her crimes in modern day Montreal". Seriously... That's it.  Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.co...

THIRST Kacey is better at pronouncing things than I am Best way to shower is with eyes closed, facing the shower-head ignoring all disturbing sounds If you're a descendant of Elizabeth Bathory you're fucked (and probably a vampire) Thirst is a 1979 Australian horror film directed by Rod Hardy and starring Chantal Contouri and Max Phipps and British actor David Hemmings . It has been desc...

Things We Learned: Elleshibet Batoree = Lizzy Battery Erotic = Awkward If you lived in the 70's your blood was made of paint Daughters of Darkness [a] is a 1971 English-language Belgian erotic horror film directed by Harry Kümel and starring Delphine Seyrig , Danielle Ouimet, John Karlen , and Andrea Rau . Follow us on the gram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodsuckerspod/ Support us on Patreon...