Beer Movies

Ooo this week we have doozy! Hope you packed an umbrella with those beers. because this week it's raining Sharks just in time for Shark Week! "It's raining men...hang on, wrong movie. It's raining man-eating sharks. When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. Enough Said!" - Sharknado 2013

This week we're tucking into a bakers dozen of beers as we watch Attack of the Killer Donuts! --- "We've eaten them for years, now it's their turn! A chemical accident turns ordinary donuts into bloodthirsty killers."

Fire up the spit as we get ready for a hog roast with some nice refreshing beers and watch Boar! "In the Outback No One Can Hear You Squeal!  In the harsh, yet beautiful Australian outback lives a beast, an animal of staggering size, with a ruthless, driving need for blood and destruction. It cares for none, defends its territory with brutal force, and kills with a raw, animalistic savagery u...

Who let the dogs out? Not us, we're just watching some crappy films! This week it's Zoombies! "Half Animal. Half Zombie. All Killer! When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city. It's Jurassic World of the Dead."

Strap in as the guys watch a 90's classic tale of a teens high school brain being transplanted into a robot t-rex. Such a cliché plot, but maybe some beers will help get us through Tammy and the T-Rex! "He's The Coolest Pet In Town! An evil scientist implants the brain of murdered high-school student Michael into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high-school tormentors, and reun...

Schools out this week, so grab your alcopop of choice and get ready for a wild night as the guys watch Getting Schooled! "Todays Lesson. Survive This! In 1983, a group of High School students in a day of detention must run for their lives when a teacher in a wheel chair turns out to be an ex black ops soldier having a murderous flashback."

Wind that jack in the box up as the guys settle in to watch Demonic Toys, David S. Goyers finest work yet! "Playtime has begun. For 66 years, evil has been watching, waiting, and wanting for someone to play with its toys. A pregnant policewoman, her quarry, and an innocent delivery boy become trapped in a haunted toy warehouse. They Want To Play With.....YOU!"

Take car. Go to Mum's. Pop on Cockneys vs Zombies, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint with the lads, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? "London ain't big enough for the both of 'em. A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London. The undead are brown bread! "

Get ready for a game of edward fortyhands, as we watch 2-Headed Shark Attack... it would be super easy if you had two heads... right? Was that clear? "1 Body, 2 Heads and 6,000 Teeth! Survivors escape to a deserted atoll, after their boat during a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster....

Happy easter gang! Crack open your eggs, along with a cold one as we hop into Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell! "You haven't a hop in hell! A giant bloodthirsty Easter bunny starts viciously killing the local townsfolk. When the Mayor refuses to act and the attacks grow more gruesome, the town finds its very survival in the hands of a wannabe actress and a crazy dog-catcher."

This week, we're switiching things up and watching lovely rom-com set at christmas following the lives of eight very different couples dealing with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England. April Fools! That's the plot to Love Actually, and we're actually watching a film no-one has heard of again! "This April Fool's D...

Grab your crab mallet, as the guys crack into Queen Crab (aka Claws) and ponder the eternal question; do grapes make giant crabs? "She has awakened... and she's hungry! A young girl steals her dad's growth experiment infused grapes and feeds them to a pet crab. Years later, the now gigantic crustacean attacks the town!"

Get your Guinness poured, we're diving into Leprechaun and pondering what ever did happen to Jennifer Aniston's career after this masterpiece? "The Luck of the Irish..Just Ran Out! An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold."

Get ready to slice and dice as the guys watch Babes With Blades: Flower of Sarnia, and debate: what colour was that guys hair throughout? "Set on the planet Draiga, this steampunk action film features world-class female martial artists and follows Azura as she tries save her dying race."

Join us for the latest Lūʻau with the guys as they watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii and debate what was really the point of that snake? "To get to PARADISE, they'll have to go through HELL! In Hawaii, an undercover DEA agent and her civilian friend stumble upon a drug trafficking operation, and have to enlist the help of all their colleagues/friends to go after the vicious drug kingpin. This...

In a random factory in 1998, no-one can hear the lads crack open up a cold one as we watch Creepazoids  "Move over, Aliens, here come the Creepozoids. A group of survivors try to avoid the battles of World War III. When they try to escape to the quiet lands, they encounter something much more deadly.  Your flesh will crawl right off your bones."

Ooo do you smell what's cooking? This week we're tucking into some cookies along with our beers as we watch Gingerdead Man. Grubs up! "Somethings In The Oven... An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Evil Never Tasted So Good."

Pucker up buttercup! The guys are watching Cupid (2020) this week in preparation for the day of love. Will this be a valentine to remember, or will even more beers need to be had? Find out in this week's gripping installment! "Everyone knows the legend of Cupid.. But do they know his dark side?  After being horrendously embarrassed by the mean girls at school, Faye, a practicing witch, summon...

Plug in your joysticks, the guys are watching their most confusingly named film yet, is it Jurassic Island or The Final Level: Escaping Rancala? You decide. FIGHT!  " Jumanji Meets Ready Player One? Sure. When an arcade manager realizes her brother has been transported into a dangerous video game, she and her two best friends follow him into the virtual world, battling dangerous creatures and...

Are You Tired of the Expected?  A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.  Careful Where You Tread.

Tickets to Paradise... or ParaSITES?Six friends win a vacation to the Bermuda Triangle and become trapped with only an MTV Crew to help keep them alive. They have to rescue Carmen Electra escape while they all battle the monsters on Monster Island. Death Is Their Final Destination.

In a bowling alley from Hell, there's only one way to score... As part of a sorority ritual, pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley; unbeknownst to them, it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living Hell.  He's so wicked

In the Barrio of Oak Springs live a strong and stubborn group of elderly friends who refuse to be gentrified. Their leader, Lupita, keeps them together as a community, a family. But little did they know, their beloved Bingo hall is about to be sold to a much more powerful force than money itself.

The last day of the year...or the last day of your life. A group of friends take refuge in an island hotel that is decorated for New Years. The problem is, it's early summer, and soon enough, even the walls themselves are striking out against them.

You've made it through Halloween, now try and survive Christmas! Little Billy witnesses his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18 and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa himself. He knows when you've been naughty!