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On this episode, we lament Arnold's excessive one-liners, going so far as to question...is it possible the Austrian Oak wrote them himself?  Also, I already regret writing that Austrian Oak line. 

The Good Son asks the age-old question, who would you drop from a cliff onto a series of jagged rocks that presumably obliterated their body into a million pieces:  Your son (not so good) or your nephew?  I have my answer.  Do you?

After watching The Crush, Single White Female, and The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, I'm strangely saddened that my wife hasn't attempted to try and kill me.   

If you've never seen Passenger 57...always bet on black. Trust me, that makes just as much sense as when Wesley Snipes says it.

Jealousy. Obsession. Short haircuts. What else could you want in a sexy thriller? What's that? A cat thrown off a balcony window? Done and done.

In honor of R. Lee Ermey: This is the kind of podcast that will make you laugh so hard you'll crap your mother's panties. These guys hate on Seagal so bad that when Seagal takes a shower, he's going to need a bar of soap made up of unicorn kisses to wash away his tears.

There's a lot to like: The set pieces are fantastic, the characters are well-developed, and don't get me started on the action. Unfortunately, the movie I'm talking about is Braveheart, not this hot turd. But hey, at least we get to do our first ever award show! That's something!

In this episode Jonas discovers it's okay to cry in front of other people and we all agree that watching Ghost Door would have made for a better movie.

Fans of Cary Elwes should turn away now. The guys and I break down who the real predator here is...and it's not Alicia Silverstone. Also, We Can Make It Better makes its first appearance on the show.

It's a 2 for 1!! We review both the Alien Nation theatrical movie, as well as the Alien Nation TV show. Which one is better? You'll have to listen to find out.

We're back with a little...time...to kill. The guys and I review one of JCVD's most popular movies, Timecop, and discuss whether his ass still holds up after 20 years. You're a liar if you say you're not intrigued.

Who hasn't wanted to punch the store clerk in the face after the Slurpee machine stops working? Michael Douglas knows. We also get to play a brand new game and If There Was A Sequel is back!

We dive into Juliette Lewis' singing performance and TarzDan The Magnificent makes a guest appearance.

You may have always asked yourself, "Why wasn't there a Surviving The Game 2?" Here's your answer: Because there was a part one.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure...also known as An Autistic Man Looks For His Bike For Two Hours.

This movie kicked me in the nards.

I explore the possibility that Boof is actually Scott's mom, what it sounds like when a werewolf climaxes, and try and hold in my vomit after listening to the guys praise the Win In The End song.

You will be shocked by what we discovered in this episode. Who really set up Darkman? And why didn't Julie just take the fucking elephant?

In this episode we talk about Peter Coyote's junk and try and figure out a way to mix in the word 'testicle' with Extra Terrestrial. By the way, it's Extra Testicle.

What do you call a movie without fighting? Street. That's it. Not Street Fighter. Just Street.

It's another podcast...Norman, HELLOOOOO. Also, we talk about Titty Slickers a little bit. An underrated gem.

Ever wonder what a deep-dive of Drop Dead Fred sounds like? No, me neither. But we did it anyway.

"You have been fined one credit for listening to this podcast."

Stick around for everyone's pee break. Spoiler alert: Gross.

Don't feed them after midnight, don't get them wet, and don't get drunk while reviewing Gremlins.