ASTRO SLUTS

Slut hot summer just doesn’t stop! This week we’re discussing the descendant, the point opposite the rising sign that tells us about our relationship ‘type’. We kick off the episode by discussing the current sky during ‘The Roster.  This week, Mercury stations retrograde, Mars enters libra, Uranus stations retrograde and we have our second full moon of August. Lot’s happening!! During this week’s...

Speak your truth, besties!! Today we’re talking all about communicating your needs with our planet of communication, Mercury. We kick off the episode with some life updates, Aubrey shares that their mind is feeling ‘less prison-like’ while Dani launches into a monologue on Married at First Sight. Then, we get into this week’s astrological roster and discuss the New Moon in Leo and the start of Vir...

It’s a SLUT HOT SUMMER and we’re turning up the heat! This week is all about MARS, our planet of turn ons and getting heated. We kick off the episode by chatting about this week’s Venus cazimi and the asteroid Juno’s shift into leo. Then, we dive into Mars through the signs and their hookup archetypes from the ‘jock’ to the ‘escape artist’. We discuss their turn-ons, hookup style and a few silly l...

Hey besties!! This week we’re discussing even more of the asteroids that spice up our love lives, flirting patterns and situationships. We get into some life updates from the sluts then dive into mercury’s retroshade during the roster. WTF is a retroshade? We’ll get into it! For today’s Sex Ed lesson we look at a handful of asteroids from Psyche to Sapphos and discuss where these asteroids show up...

If you ever forget what being a Sagittarius is all about, return here. We got to chat all things sag stelliums, astrological timing and crushes (obviously) with writer, scammer and certified It Girl, Caroline Calloway. We dove into Caroline’s birth chart, discussed her astrocartography and astrological timing of Scammer’s release, her writing process and The Cut article.  Follow Caroline on Instag...

#AstrologyTikTok has been hyping up this Venus Retrograde for MONTHS so we figured we’d break it all down. Spoiler alert: YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE. We kick off the episode with personal updates and a rundown of the astrological forecast from the sun moving into leo to the full moon in aquarius. Then, we get into the hottest transit of the summer, the Venus retrograde. We go through all the rising sign...

We are SO EXCITED to welcome one of our favorite astrologers to ASTRO SLUTS! Alice Bell is on the pod today to discuss her new book ‘ Trust Your Timing ’. We discuss Alice’s journey as an astrologer from giving readings to friends and family to her current position as the British Vogue’s resident astrologer. We get into the timing and astrological transits that aligned with the writing and release...

We’ve got a scandalous episode for you today, besties!! Before we get into it we give some life updates that range from social anxiety to sustainable banking then we get into this week’s astrological roster. We have a new moon in cancer coming our way but the major event this week is the nodal shift to Aries/Libra. Then, we get into it!! We discuss both the birth chart placements and astrological...

This submission comes from a listener who has known their current partner for seven years and always thought they were a libra rising but recently discovered they’re a SCORPIO RISING. WTF! We give them advice on how to take a fresh look at their partner’s birth chart and give themselves a break.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (plea...

Welcome back to SEASON 6 of Astro Sluts. We’re hot, we’re slutty, AND it's summer, what else could we ask for!?! This season is all about sex, flings, flirting and as always FUN. We kick off the season with some MAJOR life updates, new eras alert, then we get into this week’s ROSTER. The roster is a weekly update of the current astrological ‘players’  just like your roster of crushes might shi...

Grab your bestie and a bevvy because we have a VERY SPECIAL episode for you! The Good ChildREeEeeeeNNnnn are live from our hotel room to talk bestie life and iconic duos. We kick off the episode discussing Andrew and Joe’s birth charts and how their charts embody both their friendship and podcast. We get into dating while in a codependent friendship then talk about trauma and chiron, naturally. Ne...

Ok…we’ll admit we came in HOT on this one but it’s because we love y’all. This week’s submission comes from a listener who has been on and off, hot and cold, back and forth with their dream girl. Small issue, the dream girl has a girlfriend. We discuss getting led on by libras, setting boundaries with a situationship and being made the priority that you deserve to be.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instag...

We’re switching things up for today’s quickie with our first ASTRO BOOK CLUB! We’re discussing Exalted, one of the most WTF books we’ve ever read. This book follows Emily, the owner of a popular astrology meme account and Dawn, an angry, middle-aged lesbian. Things quickly spiral out of control with this Scorpio and Leo duo and that’s where our discussion begins. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD* Follow ASTR...

A leo moon listener in a long term relationship is feeling unfulfilled with their partner’s inability to constantly perceive and obsess over them (relatable). We discuss how to express your needs to your partner however “needy” they may seem and how to find some of that fulfillment within.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) a...

We’re always looking for a new way to expand our knowledge of ourselves and maximize our energy. This week we’re joined by @attstrology to discuss all things Human Design! Human Design combines many ancient modalities (like astrology!) to give us a blueprint of our energetic makeup. You may know the types or have that one friend who is obsessed with being a manifesting generator (literally Dani) b...

Dust off your American Girl Dolls, sluts! We’re bringing the dolls out of the basement for a very special episode with our guest host Harry Hill. You probably know digital darling @veryharryhill from his viral memes, Kit Kittredge halloween costume and his podcast Harrytales, but we got to know him a little deeper as we sat down with Harry to discuss dating, air sign supremacy and of course, DOLLS...

This quickie comes from a listener who is crushing on their coworker. We give our take on the controversial topic of dating your coworkers and decide if the astrology of these coworkers is HOT enough to take the risk.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need...

This week's quickie comes from a listener who feels more connected to their sidereal chart than their tropical chart. They ask us our perspective on the different systems of astrology and which one they should turn to.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes....

School’s out besties! We made it through a season of math, numbers, angles, degrees and more. We kick off our last episode by chatting about our summer fantasies and wardrobe updates then the bell rings for the morning announcements. We discuss upcoming astrological transits from mercury entering taurus to venus entering gemini. After the morning announcements, we transition into study hall - this...

As we near the end of a season full of math and numbers, we dip our toe into the more mystical side of the equation with numerology. We kick off the episode with some life updates, it is the astrological new year after all, then get into ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we ask each other a Capricorn and Aquarius themed question. On the ‘morning announcements’ we discuss the major universal shift that is P...

For our latest quickie we respond to a text from a listener asking our thoughts on gender’s place in astrology. AND WE HAVE THOUGHTS! We dive into traditional astrology’s use of the masculine/feminine, the gender of the planets and share other ways to interpret these energies beyond the gender binary. We also get into individual astrology and discuss society’s effect on how the signs manifest in d...

We’re back in geometry class to discuss degree theory! We open the episode with some life updates and a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we ask each other Scorpio and Sagittarius themed questions. There’s lots to discuss during the morning announcements as we head into the astrological new year (hint: LOTS of aries energy ahead).  Study hall this week is all about the degrees. We discuss the...

Saturn has entered Pisces and for a lot of y’all that means your Saturn return is upon you! We discuss WTF a Saturn return is, what Saturn in Pisces means for the collective and how your Saturn return may affect you based on the house where your natal saturn placement lives. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO”...

We’re taking off our math caps and swapping them out for our throwback caps! We’re talking all things elementary and middle school this week. We kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then during the morning announcements we explain transits, how to read them and how to use them to your advantage as you move through the world. The study hall bell rings and we change subjects to the...

This week’s QUICKIE submission comes from a listener who is crushing on an aries firefighter. Our listener wonders if their aries venus is to blame for this fiery infatuation or if this relationship is as astrologically special as it feels. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date...