...and that is why I hate you.

Being sick sucks. Gen X vs. Millenials. Posing for family photos. Shib-Nig-Ra. Dragonball Z is Pro Wrestling. I gotta get them papers. Arguing on the internet, even when you win, you lose. Native American Genocide Day. I pity the white man. Complaining about TikTok Non-Player Characters and those that support them.

Pediatric physicals. Starfield hullabaloo. Fire sirens. Progress is progress. Listener mail. Everyone has a smell. Swooshy pants. Ass-part-uh-may and magnet-uh. The wax ring of poo protection. We complain about people who say they\'re old school to avoid being efficient and expedicious.

The Law & Order reboot is a disappointment. Trying to lose weight. Back 2 school. Robots in the stands. Decongestants don\'t actually work. Reiki is Fake-y. Complaining about all the ways in which shoppers can be terrible humans.

Matthew gets a root canal. Clean yourself up you dirty whore. Sleep paralysis. Rich Men North of Richmond. Is Skeletor running for president? Complaining about people who can\'t help but provide their opinion on topics about which they know very little.

An orchestra of crickets. Drugs are good, they make you do things that you know you not should. Breakthrough cases. Dealing with death. Putin\'s revenge. Poor presidential picks. Camilla Harris. AI President. Complaing about people who poorly parent their offspring.

An update (or lack thereof) on Juaquime\'s house. Artificially unintelligent Cyrax. It sucks to get old. The USWNT bows out. Lizzo and the amazing banana hole. Tim Pool and Elliot Page. Complaining about people who preface their statements with \"As a [insert qualifying identifier here]\".

If a tree falls on Juaquime\'s house in the middle of the night, will anyone hear it? Get a booster seat. I leave a little behind for later. Liberal cucks. TwitterX. Copa-Cola. Complaining about cheaters. NOTE: We recorded this episode in person. We ended up with some echo issues. We fixed it as best we could, but sorry. Enjoy the dog barking, kids playing, and squeaky chairs.

Affirmative action and the Supreme Court. Boss battles. Separating the art from the artist. Singing vs. performing. Molly in the club. Mad at Matthew. Complaining about snobs interjecting with the words \"um, actually\" to feign superiority.

Reddit and third-party app developers. Cyrax gets a protestor. Dog bites. Do you think there is a reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana? City liberals versus country conservatives. Hot air balloon murder. Positive affirmations. And that is why I love you. Clean your mud pie. Complaining about people who let their dog defecate on your lawn without cleaning it up.

Pick up your own damn kids. It\'s canon, though. Canadian wildfires in New York. Time as a task. Lolcows. There are few things in this world more upsetting than someone who\'s both stupid and arrogant. Complaining about the sovereign citizens \"traveling\" our streets. Sovereign citizen getting pulled over: https://youtu.be/ODT-c8AVQBM Sovereign citizen and his brother: https://youtu.be/_b0ke7u5yw...

Parenting. May I speak to your manager? Just keep Simmons. Complaining about zen douchebags and buddhist buttholes and their toxic positivity. Enjoy this disjointed bank episode it took us three days to record. Patchwork, baby!

Matthew attends a wedding and makes the most of it. Aladdin pants. Transgender graduation woes. AI commercials. More testicle talk. Paula Deen. We complain about people who use their speakerphone in public places.

Destroying your career on live television. The ethics of ROMs and emulators. The Little Mermaid goes woke. ChatGPT casualties. Complaining about people who initiate small talk when it is completely unnecessary. Athletics Announcer Video: https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1654679569117372416/ The Legendary Shockmaster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA

Spoilers ruining Matthew\'s life. Zombie Jesus. Another day at the barbershop. Sucking tongue. Poor marketing outcomes. Republicans in drag. We complain about crappy counterfeit items. This episode was recorded a couple weeks ago, but Matthew didn\'t get it edited until now. He sucks. Enjoy!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day. Matthew develops his style. A manscaping update. NHL pride night. The movies of 1997. Listener mail! We complain about the capricious jargon of red pill guys.

Grooming your privates. Pits, balls, and crack. Even Jesus washed his feet. Cancel culture and television. Cussing kids. Getting pulled over. Complaining about food-wasting mukbangers.

Happy Assiversary. COVID lockdown stories. Scrabble and coke. Google Bard. Blow-up dolls. Beard talk. Complaining about people who try to one-up you with their sob stories.

Juaquime reviews a terrible movie. Boobies are for food. Pearly penile papules. Wow, that\'s... big. Pickle dick. Urgent care woes. Tiny high horse. Healthcare. I don\'t hope your house catches on fire. Complaining about people who insult you and brush it off as a joke. Matthew\'s squeaky chair makes a return!

Taco Bell isn\'t real food. More library talk. Age discrepancies in relationships. Reaction videos. More AI. Complaining about pescatarians. Check out Malik Titus Bridge\'s Reflections: An Art Experience here: https://www.maliktitusbridges.com/reflections/p/reflections

UFOs in the sky and chemical spills. Hogwarts Legacy. Meth heads. Complaining about scum-of-the-earth scammers.

Cocaine Bear. Prey good, Jurassic World Dominion bad. Generational gaps. ChatGPT. Poopy balls and sphincter mucus. Mr. Beast and the gift of sight. Velma. Horsecock nunchuks. Complaining about roblox creators ruining the gaming industry and our children.

Updates on our crappy library system. Letting your kids go out on their own. Crazy people in the ER. Matthew got a Steam Deck. Season your food, people. Complaining about eBay and its awful policies and users (eBaes).

Nasty words and explaining them to your children. Strange World. Baby periods (yes, it\'s what you think) and baby facsimiles. Arguing on the internet (even when you win, you lose). Twitter. Cabinet of Curiosities. Mackin\' it to a widow (of your best friend). Complaining about PBFFs (Parental Best Friends Forever). Parentheses, apparently.

We\'ve been off a bit, so we catch up this episode and forgo a traditional ATIWIHY topic. Joe Rogan enabling transphobia. NHL drama - cancel culture, or condign comeuppance? Halloween costumes. Teachers on OnlyFans.

The perilous nature of middle-management. Tea-bagging in the metaverse. Pink sauce. Lots of pee, poop, and genitalia talk. Complaining about people who piss on the toilet seat and don\'t clean it up.