America's Asses: A Galcast

Nikki covers the last episode for this season of What If…? Episode 9. What If The Watcher Broke His Oath? In This episode Mercury is still in retrograde and Jamie just wants to see Gamora kill Thanos! Alyssa survives a trip to the ER and Mr. Big surprises Nikki with Marvel merch.     Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagal...

Jamie covers What If…? Episode 8. What if Ultron Won? In This episode Mercury is in retrograde, so hold onto your hats people! Jamie has no clue what her first movie in a theater was. Nikki talks about how hot young Gerald Ford was, and Alyssa tells us the only reason why she has Twitter.    Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasa...

Alyssa covers What If…? Episode 7. What if Thor was an only child? In This cultural exchange Nikki has an assignment to start watching a certain trash reality wedding show. Alyssa tells us about her expertise in making hot chocolate bombs and Jamie let us in on a little secret… Psst: There are no coupon codes for Hawaii.    Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook h...

Nikki covers What If…? Episode 6. What if Killmonger Saved Tony Stark? The ladies discuss the art of “Midwestern Vacationing," Alyssa tells us how she almost broke her elbow in NYC, Jamie gives us an update on Nugget, and Nikki is super stoked to find out that they have 2 subscribers in Great Britain… You know who you are. <3 Oh, lets not forget to smash the patriarchy people. Because Ugh Men!...

This episode has everything. It has horror. It has comedy. It has the ladies impersonating zombies eating turkey legs. In this week’s episode Jamie recaps What If…? Episode 5 ZOMBIES?! Nikki teachers us the art of smuggling food into a movie theater, Jamie tells us about her popcorn rituals and Alyssa has the hots for naked cartoon Bucky. The ladies also have a very plausible theory they have been...

This was a heavy episode y’all. Grief is real and this episode reminded us of that. SBA (Sweet Baby Angel) Alyssa recaps What If…? Episode 4 Nikki impersonates the zombie gnome, Jamie has a killer theory, and Alyssa so beautifully pays tribute to our loved ones who have passed. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram h...

Nikki recaps What If…? episode 3. What If The World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes (Wholesome Coulson) This week Nikki explains how she is Marvel’s target idiot. Jamie swears she’s seen at least one LOTR movie. And our sweet baby angel Alyssa proves that she’s the smartest one out of the three of the ladies.  Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/a...

What If Captain Carter Were The First Avenger? (There's Only One Reason For Netflix) We’ve missed you so much BooBoos! In this episode Alyssa recaps the first episode of What If…? Nikki has big feelings about a certain person who is a great “Face actor” but a terrible voice actor. Once again, Jamie proves to be the numbers queen and Alyssa shows us why she’s our sweet baby angel sent from heaven....

What If T’Challa Became a Star Lord (Guardians 11 or The Spooky Episode) This week Jamie covers What If…? Episode 2. A phantom voice can be herd at the 7:32 minuet mark and then all hell breaks loose at the 12:30 minute mark. The ladies compare this episode to Oceans 11. And can we just all agree that T’Challa made a WAY better Star Lord than Quill?  Socialize with us on our socials. You can...

Hi OG 6++!! Due to some technical internet difficulties, we will be unable to record and share our first episode recap of What If… this week But lucky for everyone, you will get 2 episodes back to back next Monday. Stay tuned. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram https://www.instagram.com/americas_asses/ Youtube htt...

Welcome to the 3rd and final part in our three part series of Black Widow. This episode may be short but it’s sweet! Alyssa continues to walk us through the ins and outs of the BW post credit scene. Nikki expresses her love for Cleveland Ohio. And Jamie proves to us all, once again, why she's the queen of zingers. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook....

Welcome to the second part in our three part series of Black Widow. In this episode Alyssa continues to walk us through the ins and outs of BW. Nikki grills the ladies about her on going list. And Jamie has glow in the dark nails that may or may not terrify you. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram https://www.insta...

Welcome to our first part in our three part series of Black Widow. In this episode Alyssa will walk us through the ins and outs of BW. Jamie is the queen of one liners. And Nikki reminisces on childhood memories. The ladies talk about their much needed break. And can we just all agree that everything’s better with pockets? Black Widow Vol. 2 will drop sometime tomorrow. Socialize with us on our so...

This week Nikki covers the Loki season final (episode 6). Will any of the ladies ever NOT call him Lukie? SPOILER WARNING: NO. We get to meet Jonathan Majors… We mean… He Who Remains…. We mean Kang the Conqueror…. It’s complicated. Anywho… Alyssa killed it with her infinity stone theory! And everyone is excited for Rainbow Cone and Pizza Set Ups. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us o...

This week Jamie covers Loki episode 5. The ladies debate if the Loki/Sylvie relationship is an incestuous relationship or considered masterbation. And we have EXCITING news!!!!!!! (SQUWEEEEEEEEEEEL) Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram https://www.instagram.com/americas_asses/ Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel...

This week Alyssa covers Loki episode 4. In this episode Nikki blesses the rains down in New Hampshire, Jamie get’s her yearly Strawberry Crush and Alyssa goes gaga over Jon Hamm. See if you can point out the Dumb Ass mistake the ladies make in this episode. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram https://www.instagram....

HAPPY PRIDE YA’LL!!!!!!! In this episode, Nikki looses her mind over Loki Episode 3. Her little nerd brain can’t take it. Listen, as Nikki covers the ins and outs of Lamentis. Our theories are growing! And what's with the new WandaVision ending? Alyssa tells us about her fear of public speaking and Jamie’s remedy for such a fear. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https...

I need a hero! Is that hero going to be “our” Loki or Lady Loki? Or is it Sylvie Lushton? We don’t know yet but we sure can speculate. This latest episode has all three ladies in a tizzy over fan theories and tid bits. Jamie covers the second episode of Loki while Nikki and Alyssa provides some pretty far out theories. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.face...

LOKI BABY! In this episode Alyssa covers Loki Ep.1, You can hear a child ghost on the recording at the 4m 10s mark and Jamie Loves Strawberry Crush. But only on the 4th of July. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram https://www.instagram.com/americas_asses/ Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf6VLiJeml9oUitMEW-...

 ***WARNING*** NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18. This week the ladies talk pick up lines. Specifically, Marvel themed pick up lines that would work on Alyssa. Join Jamie as she hilariously takes Nikki and Alyssa through some of the funniest and cheesiest pick up lines on todays dating scene.    Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.c...

 ***WARNING*** NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 17 . In this episode Alyssa is back at it again to tease Nikki & Jamie with seductive out of contexts movie quotes. And we give our logo a name. We’d love to introduce you to our girl, Miss Vivian JanAss.   Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook Instagram Youtube You can also find us anywhere you get your p...

In this episode Nikki discusses the debuts of Marvel’s beloved heroes with Alyssa and Jamie. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us at… Spotify https://open.spotify.com/episode/1cIYQ0ouHnuq2a36zpQYHB Instagram https://www.instagram.com/americas_asses/ Youtube https://youtu.be/TIWzbXDf6iM Email us at americasassesgalcast@gmail.com and tell us what you think. As always, Thank you to Ashle...

Do you have the perfect pick up line? So do Marvel Heroes. Join Jamie as she presents the best pick up lines Marvel has to offer.  Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… FaceBook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast/ Instagram https://www.instagram.com/americas_asses/?igshid=j4jrpdgcul44 Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf6VLiJeml9oUitMEW-7rhg Email us at&nbsp...

In this episode Alyssa quizzes Jamie and Nikki on Marvel quotes. Let just say it didn’t go according to plan. BUT, on the plus side, Mr. Big and Little Big make cameos! Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… FaceBook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast/ Instagram https://www.instagram.com/americas_asses/?igshid=j4jrpdgcul44 Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf6VLiJ...

In the bonus episode, after having a few drinks, the ladies thought it would be a great idea to go over what's coming up in the MCU's phase 4.  Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us at… FaceBook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast/ Instagram https://www.instagram.com/americas_asses/?igshid=j4jrpdgcul44 Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf6VLiJeml9oUitMEW-7rhg Ema...