Accuracy Third

Meet Paige, purveyor of fine cat buttholes. Individual cupcake butts. Butthole Mounting System (BMS). Shouting at buttholes. Getting the Flem out. VW Bus Camp Walter. Buszilla. New Theme: Bad Snacks. A Volkswagen friend. Math Camp. Hula Hooping Economy. The Lost Machine. Henry Chang's awesome cars. Stardust. Purr Pods. Point San Pablo Harbor.  MUSIC: "Beer for Lunch" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD:...

Get a taste of the treats that our patrons receive. The almost-unedited conversation between DDay, Beth, and Iandustrial about Soak, but mostly what happened at the wet burn and how stupid Burning Man themes are. 

It's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode! Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Couple to Thruple. That Kevin Spacey Documentary. Crumb.  Ask A3rd Anythings: Why did y'all stop doing the cut-in edits? When you do Resto Ep? Performance art thin...

Overfuckingrated at SOAK 2023. IANDUSTRIAL. SHE WHO HAS NO NAME AT THE MOMENT. SPACE CADET. NATASHA. Ignition NW. Critical (Massive.) Counting the sex camps. Kinky Fucking Campers. Sex positivity. DTF = not a sex camp. RevoFUCKINGlution. AbsoFUCKINGlution. IPfuckingA. A glory hole shadow theater with corndogs. Main Burnarble Structure. Summer Camp. Cold S'mores. Flaming Giraffe Art Car. Big jellyf...

Justice for Snieeeffles with Bandicunt & Emerald. Struggles. Pizza girlfriend. WTF, Reno hotels? Mrs. Robinson camp. Reflective sails. No dick for Sneeeffles. La Victrola. Night at the car spike. Frozen oasis. Wrecked car. Hate 15. MUSIC: "nOISE BEAT" by Late Bus (from discord & NH) JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon:...

Professor Plague but also the return of Frisky Whiskey. Talking to anyone about how Survey starts it all. Impatient, but slow. Captain Blackthorn. Haboob. The Octagon. PLACEMEEEEEENT! The Raven. Squiring. Defining the promenades. Cadmus's hypersigil. The cops have visited. 5:30 & Man Face. Infrastructural art. THE APPARATUS. The citadel and the shrine. The Hobo Gobbelins. Spires Music Conservatory...

Everyone belongs here, even a VR Birgin. All up in the 2020 Multiverse. BRC VR. Temple of the Heart. Touch the wood. Crossroads. Art Basel, community, all these things.  Meeting Glowjo the artist at Playa Alchemists. Ice infrastructure. Lamplighter thanking. The Lusty Chanterelle Kombucha Bar. Tech artistry. Farmer the Rigger. Burden of the Beast. Butterfly Heart break. Pray for Squirrel. Gotta lo...

Center Camp test strips & coffee. Buddy is fucking different at Anonymous Village. Pepe's Lingam. Palm Frond Effigy. Thanks to Maid Marian. He don't need no stinking ticket. Boyfriend VS. The Bud. The Meth Lab recipe. Wednesday to Wednesday. Slinging and pushing. Lovin' Oven: really cool. Hubris & Broken Dreams. Passing the ham around. Secret goals. B.R.C.P.S. If you want to know if there is more...

Sign Shopping around with Dark Sparkle. What The Saloon is. Hello, Fence Day. Howdy, Sign Shop. Cancelling the event. Foundational NVO. Wood signs and metal signs and all signs point to but one. Walking only areas. Fairywood is where it was. Sweet Peach: taking Wink out. Roller discoing. Piss Clear. Kaiju Pacman &  Snowpack. Points of Scummy crossover. Giant X. Pete Hudson's amazing strobing shit....

The Right Stuff with Meta & Front Tug. So, so many pets. All the steps. They have a sanctuary. WE CHANGE EVERYTHING. Baba Yaga's House. ESD logistics. P.I.V. games. Chick with a laptop. A little bit of power. Looking with a child's eyes. Free panties. Finding the lighter. CONTENT WARNING: Familial death. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social...

Ben with 740 Es. Burning Flipside & Freezerburn. A bit complicated. Lorco, bless his name. Fuck You Telecom. Loveburn. Toast? Mischevia. Bobby Heins and the Counter-Culture Polyamory Epidemic. 3-love work. Goofball hippies: doing their thing. Brimstone the bar. Talkin' Whippets. Bad VS Worse Advice Booths. Wacky banana gambling. Fuck You Telecom is an art thing. Deal with Texas. Sanctuary. J. B. w...

Our theme: diarrhea. A Nova is a huge hit. The talk to God oracle. Vibration of love and harmony. Paying to live. Radical gettin' it done. Sage-ing people. Frequency, the matrix, and Calling him Barney. Frequency, the matrix, currency, resonance,  vibration, & flow.  This threesome story. Manifesting a song pod. 100% Fin Dom. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @acc...

Hanging out in camp with Passion. SABOTAGE! Janky Barge.  Cat Man Dude. The Diablo Gators. Black Rock Bandits. Camp Butter. Moments of defeat. Wishing well. The watch on the podcast yet. The Pegasus. Katie: awesome. Some scared bitches. The Swiss dumplings. Don't ask what your camp can do for you, ask for condoms & Doritos. Start with one. CostCo: the matchening. Burning HBCUs. THE NAMENING commen...

Small Records & Sign shops. DPW recruits! David besties. Grief and grieving. Hundreds of metal lamps. Remember weekend warriors? The Taxidermed Temple. Temple of Joy. Stabblety Peg. DPW 2.0. When the ONE ARMED MAN was around. Gerlach Gil. What a flea circus is. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em. Tiny Vinyl & the M-Pox outbreak. Food from the kid's menu = episode image. MUSIC: "Strangleweed," by ME REX https://mer...

A recipe to destroy everything. Great weather; fun party. Don't Reach Back: A Playa Miracle. 3 bath towels, 1 hand towel, and 2 wash rags. The second wet. Rangers: Triumphs. Andrew Christopher: Defeat. Mumblety-tarp. Dday and his perfect, epic, plumpers. Muck discourse. Third time's a Jibbitz. Driving out. Trust. Playaground. Lamplighters shots. Steam Bath Art Car. No, Node. 6:00 Lady Christ. Long...

Rex is a Goofus and a bit of a Galoot. Playa Home Companion is at 6:00 & E. They will be hosting our listener party Wednesday at 2:00

The season finale to end all season finales! Rex: doesn't know how live recordings work. Popeye: literally a sailor-man in rehab. Dday: VINDICATED. A Very Burning Wedding. Atticus teaches. NVO v. DPW. The Department of the Wandering Cheeseburger Club. Turnaround is difficult. Coolwhip shitshows. Fancyfoot just got here again. Hardcore Animalia. Makin' art; tryin' to do something cool. Auto shop as...

Grand Theft Sex Assault. Burning Equines. Family and deers and bears, oh my. Geneologies. Little gascan; little soup!  The Burning Man Dispatch: https://dispatch2022.burningman.org/ MEDIAS: PODCASTS - Running from COPS. Bad Dates. National Park After Dark. We Fell Apart.  Knowledge Fight.  TEE VEES -  Paul T. Goldman. The Rehearsal. I'm a Virgo.  MOOVIES - Beau is Afraid. Midsommar. Sorry to Bothe...

Roger and his serious, Sophomore shit. Cosmo. Applicationing for artsings. Dust shark. Heavy Equipment and Transpo Dept. Sittin' upright; enjoying the view. Having to drive it. You gotta see the so-and-so. Tickets! We have an RV now.  Gatestomer service.  MUSIC: Wildlife Control, "Subtract" https://wildlifectrl.com/

Burning Man Texas Happened. More with Xeno and Daddy (Dish?) Issues. Not The Good Book, but THE Book. Trust issues. What IS a burn? Not Wonder Lounge, but Camp Camp. Hugsings. They were super high. The REAL Wonderlounge. Texas Glen and Glenn. THE Shady Acres Assisted Living Facility. George's brother John's FIRST! Flipside.  Tiki Fest: the firstest of Flipsides?! The cool people at the music festi...

Bike Prom vs the Denver Decom. The 7% of the Colorado Burnal Equinox. Bearwhalia? Narbears. Narbar. The unbearable antsiness of playa naming.  Dirty Panda's Playa Name Ritual Emporium of Adora Razzle-Dazzle. Excess has stuck. Playa Pops. Taking a chance on a Brian. Edging the acro-yoga people. Calling out Death Guild. It's not just about the art. Bearwhale Camp. Not your father's speaker (3 phases...

Meet Ice. Accuracy in descriptions. Naming conventions. The Morris. Just like Marx. Helco. Costco & other cameras. We should all aspire to be Michael Keaton on playa. More Weight. The guy is all right. Haboobs. The Lady Sassafras. Pallet car accidented art. Embracing. Bring back the Core burns. The hammer squad. Girls will be Girls all the time. The Candy Bomb. The Wonkatania Superbad. boatswain:...

Something bold, like Passion. The concisest of hero's journeys. Feel your feelings as therapy. Dr. Baron Von Realz Esq's Most Spectacular Steampunk Side Show of Altered Reality and Debauchery. Lucy booths: not a sex act. The Three Principle Ticket Solution. Fuckhospital. HALT. Camp Charlie Unicorn. Giant Dentistry. RIDE to deep playa. Music and the people who music it. Costco and you and them. App...

Freshman sagas, sophomore struggles, & sticking with Blossom with Emerald. First Camp: horrible. Foreshadowing Bandicunt. La Victrola. Burning the shit. Bucket List Brigade. Personal Space Camp. Relationshipping Man. Rex's previously unheard washtub anecdote. The nine-year nope. Misery was accompanied. He liked it. Implored kitchen. La Victrola-la-la. Firmament. Lots of things ARE orbs. A Flame fo...

Introducing Mr. Mars. 1998 shit. House of Music. This movement is over. Shade: Origins. Nostalgia = poison. Same-same. Will & Rod. The Burning Opera. Biggernips. The Earliest Man. Foreplay Lounge. The Vulcan. Raspa. BRC supes. Misunderstandings about hierarchy and then sarcasm. Urges. The Fabulous Miz Rachel Dove & the T community. Motodude racing. The David the Best.