A Novel Console

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce their new Discord server that you can join! They also ruin Pokémon by looking at Pokémoan sex toys. They spend the episode listing a few waifus and husbandos that tickle their fancies. Sit back, relax, and enjoy Karradyne pointing out that Chris has a type that he didn’t know about. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.c...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce the winners of the Backlog of Doom as voted by Patrons! Karradyne brings a strange sex toy to the show, courtesy of Motorhead. She then gives an update on reading The Silmarillion, and Chris avoids the Blue Shell when he talks about his experience with the Mario Kart 8 DLC. Chris then talks about his doubts about a cat being helpful in Str...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about the Testicuzzi. They then chose five victims each from their backlog to be sacrificed by their Patrons in The Backlog of Doom, Pt. 5. They end the episode with a terrible meal at Denny's. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instagram: @anovelconsole Patreon.com/anovelco...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about new jobs, a hellish few days, and they finally bring back Sex Toy of the Week! Karradyne gives an update on last week’s books, and Chris shares updates on Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Karradyne gets into a whole discussion of the To Kill a Mocking Bird graphic novel, and Chris shares the many joys of his time playing PowerWash Simulat...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce some changes coming to the podcast, along with a brand new format called Reads and Plays! They then talk about Chris's birthday gift and a terrible movie adaptation Karradyne watched over the weekend. Chris gives an update on his Dragon Quest 8 play-through and viking adventures in Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Karradyne finds herse...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined once again by their friend, Thrak. They talk about being itchy, the Bible, and are entertained by an impromptu Mrs. Doubtfire impersonation by Karradyne. Then Karradyne, Thrak, and Chris help terminal people with turning death into a “sentimental scavenger hunt” when they read Cecelia Ahern's Postscript and watch PS. I Love You. Chr...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Karradyne's surgery, go over a fan-casting of The Lord of the Rings cast, and talk about bee stings. The two then shrink to Picori-size when they talk about both The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap by Akira Himekawa and the classic GBA game! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovel...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by their friend Mariela! They open the show by complaining about the cost of groceries and praising The Skywalker Saga! The three then talk about The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. They praise sailing of the great sea, the charm of the game, and they end up complaining about the simple combat and terrible 8 triforce piece quest. You ca...

On this special Patreon preview episode, Chris and Karradyne talk about The Force Awakens! They discuss the movie's shortcomings, stiff acting, and the less than threatening main baddie. They also discuss the movie's highs, what they loved about the movie, and how much fun it is to watch! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Jurassic World Dominion and Pocky and Rocky Reshrined. Karradyne manages to mortify Chris with the Sex Toy of the Week, and they list 5 books and 5 games they hope to experience soon. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instagram: @anovelconsole Patreon.com/anovelconsole Oth...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined once again by their friend, Carmen! They catch up by talking about She-Hulk, Pendulum, and new promotional material from The Rings of Power. For the first time ever, Karradyne is in charge of the Sex Toy of the Week! Carmen and Karradyne are then dismissed for holiday break when they read Rebel Angels by Libba Bray. Afterwards, Carmen an...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by the very talented WiseDrums! The Force leads the trio in a scattered conversation about the Star Wars movies, what works about them and what doesn't, how they are relatable, and how even people who are not big fans of the franchise can relate. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/a...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by one of Chris's closest friends, Mariela. They have a full discussion about what they love about two Disney+ series, The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett. The show then somewhat turns into a full-blown conversation about how Clone Wars makes most things in the Star Wars Universe make sense. You can contact us at: anovelconsol...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Grace and Frankie and some recent happenings in their lives. Karradyne then searches for Padme when she reads Star Wars: Darth Vader Vol. 1 & 2, and Chris joins the Jedi Order when he finishes Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Then, they enjoy a nice Puerto Rican dinner from El Cilantrillo. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by their friends, Jenn and Logan! They try to convince Karradyne to defect from the Empire when they read Lost Stars, and they help Chris build his Legos when they play Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga! Then, they run through some of their favorite vegan restaurants and those with vegan-friendly options in the first ever segment of Gor...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by Danny Korentur from the Big DK Energy Podcast! They talk books, games, and food before talking about why they love Star Wars and the WDW’s Galaxy’s Edge. They end the episode with some torso-sized slices from Lazy Moon Pizza! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instagram:...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne reveal the winners of the Backlog of Doom Pt. 4, and Chris talks about how annoying some Dragon Ball fans are. Chris and Karradyne then talk about everything they did and loved doing while visiting Chris’s home island of Puerto Rico. Many funny moments were had and the Gorbage was overflowing! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about some cool new LOTR pins and Stranger of Paradise. Karradyne then finally achieves the legendary status of Super Saiyan when she reads the Frieza Saga and Chris collects the Dragon Balls when he finishes Dragon Ball Advanced Adventure. They then have one of the worst meals of their lives when they eat at Soupa 3! You can contact us at: an...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about a recent hospital visit, the uncertain future of Gorbage, and the fantastic Sonic the Hedgehog 2 movie. Chris stuns Karradyne with a strange conspiracy theory and visit to an odd website from 2005. Then, they choose five books and five Dragon Quest games from their backlog for their Patreon supporters to choose from to be reviewed on a f...

This week on A Novel Console, Karradyne talks about an advance screening of Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, and Chris shares his thoughts on Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga. Karradyne then goes king crab fishing when she reviews It Happened One Summer & Hook, Line, and Sinker by Tessa Bailey, and Chris enhances his body when he reviews Cyberpunk 2077. They end the show with a c...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk a little about The Lost City and Kirby and the Forgotten Land. They also feature a mini-Gorbage segment for Choulala French Pastries. Karradyne then tries to build the world of Middle-erth when she reads The Fall of Gondolin, and Chris barely helps the peoples of Middle-earth when he plays The Return of the King on the GBA. They end the episod...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about books and games they are currently experiencing and some they want to experience soon. They then dive head-first into the first of two Middle-earth March episodes. Karradyne goes on an adventure when she reads The Hobbit, and Chris slays all the orcs when he plays The Two Towers on Gameboy Advance. They end the episode with a visit to th...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by Karradyne's long-time friend, Carmen (@pride_and_pages on Instagram). They talk about Carmen's interests in Books, Games, and Food, and the three discuss the new Pixar film,Turning Red and some not-so-pleasant church-going experiences. Karradyne and Carmen then find out if their high school reviews hold up when they review A...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about AMC charging more for The Batman movie tickets, movies Chris has been watching and hating, and Karradyne’s big book haul from Brightlight Books. Karradyne then traipses through the briars when she reviews Patreon chosen Among the Beasts and Briars, and Chris barrel rolls through his #1 favorite game, Star Fox 64. They end the show with a...

This week on A Novel Console, make sure you stick around until the end of the episode because Chris and Karradyne share their thoughts about The Batman after attending an advance screening. During the intro, they talk about the new Pokémon Scarlett and Violet starters, Karradyne's trip to Georgia, and a medieval sex toy. Karradyne then rips off Twilight when she reads Crave by Tracy Wolff and...