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Accidentally lied about posting this at 4am. But ignore that. Listen to us talk about Zach's horrific swim meet, pocket knives, and Dillon's crazy 7th birthday party. Thank you for listening.

In this episode we talkin' bout the Beatles, British people faking it, truck lovers, Zach's Ford Ranger horror stories, skipping class, cats, Dillon's jacket, colorblindness, and root beer. Pretty exciting stuff, thank you for listening.

Listen to this chiller than usual episode right here. We talk about time pre-clocks, time traveling, protecting this house, being the main character, Obama's playlist, The Zodiac Killer, the meaning of names, and wearing your Instagram on your pants. Enjoy. Thank you for listening.

Listen to one last Halloween story, OG Walmart, The Wall City, and a bunch of other sick stuff. Listen and enjoy. Right now.

Hear our top 3 Halloween movies and candies, Zach's haunted house stories, 5 rules for life, Squid Games, and Jefferey Dahmer Jokes. Right here. Right now. Let's party. Party Hardy.

Little Z & Big D talk about Eddie Bauer deals, Kanye's recent actions and what that means for his future, state shapes, continental Michigan, there, their and they're, and Jefferey Dahmer. Right here. Let's party. Party hardy.

Listen to Zach and Dillon talk about greasy hair, things that the movies got wrong about high school, kids faking passing out, getting drowned at your own birthday party, and dancing in front of 1000 kids at church camp. Right here, right now.

Listen to the guys discuss basic hygiene, washing bedsheets, TikTok birds, awkward conversations, going bald, and Gordon Ramsay teaching children to cook on that legendary metal slide.

Hot takes all day from candy corn to DUI's we cover everything PLUS we are growing to new platforms with video! check us out on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube @30percentpod

We all enjoy a good ol fashioned rant such as...Girls with bee tattoos, bad drivers, attention seekers on social media, and bad storytellers...also the other Mason is joining us so listen for him

That's right we're getting political and running for office (not really...so calm down...well maybe) PLUS a club of old guys and whoever named the states should be fired so listen to us for no reason...

The cars universe is a wild place ALSO public school once again failed me. Mason is also back so listen to him (he's important)

Today is a dark day...the queen herself has passed on. Dillon is back and we are sharing good memories we've had with Liz in the past. We also hate abbreviations. LISTEN UP BROTHERS

I am very undereducated about deaf people...ALSO Dillon is out of town so we got a guest! We talk about Michael Jordan (AKA the goat) Emus and fighting gorillas. Listen UPPPP

THE best chocolate milk you will ever have! also Harry Potter is garbage, and so is kissing your kids on the mouth...stop it. Anywho listen to this weeks episode.

BEARS DON'T SLEEP ALL WINTER??? Plus calories are stupid, emails are flooding in, and neighbors are wild. ALL this week. Listen.

The guest is finally HERE!!! PLUS getting yelled at by other moms, running marathons, and bees that don't fly at night. This week is up so listen up (#spittinbars)

Have you ever been dumpster diving?? If not maybe you set the woods on fire to kill a spider OR have you ever been covered in leaches or had long fingernails? if so (or if not) LISTEN TO THIS WEEKS EPISODE!! please

Have you ever been attacked at Taco Bell? ALSO The Gatlinburg "hood", Post Malone took a shower, and Subway is designing tattoos. All on this week's episode so give her a listen brother.

Weathermen (and women) are LIARS, plus more work stories, Dillon's daily lover, Facebook groups, and more...so listen.

Waffle House is a dangerous but delicious place PLUS engineering questions, off-roading grandmas, Hellen Keller, beating up Mike Tyson, and being Dillon's wingman. It's all here so...just listen bro.

Nasty kids at Walmart, destroying library property, the proper way to address MGK, Dillons rap career, ugly baby vs cute baby, and Michael Jackson...again. It's all right here dawg. Listen up.

Zach is back from vacay with stories on top of stories...PLUS the Paul brother's boxing career, how relish is made, Elvis, and a lot of chemicals. all on this week's episode so...don't miss it bro.

We're sorry for what you're about to hear. Listen to Dillon rant about recent news, bad dad jokes, his grandmother's throwing arm, and his Taco Bell crush. Here. Listen here right now. We promise Zach will be back and we won't allow Dillon to take over.

Dad reality shows, Zip-line issues, Abraham Lincoln's vocal range, and lifeguards are all on this week's episode...so listen.