Therapy Gecko

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarrhea. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HE...

A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard. Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a final caller attempts to find a new vocation. Break your mirror. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com...

A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLO...

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment. Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s. Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE...

A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a bunch of characters, and his next plans for life. Afterwards a return caller goes to a nudist colony in the Canary Islands and a final caller has a trans cat.  I feel underdressed. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are av...

A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe.   I am going to watch the fish.  I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever...

A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake. Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer. I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therap...

I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene. I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES...

A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever.  Then a caller bakes cakes to prevent their spiral into chaos and a locksmith reveals their crooked business operations. There is a Band-Aid in the pool. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT TH...

A UPS employee talks about workplace protest, rivalry amongst delivery drivers, and trying to have a good relationship with his daughter. Then a final caller and I talk about if you can always be happy or if you just have to suck sometimes. You have to try this chicken. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotou...

A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that. Later a caller makes new friends by running pinball tournaments and a final caller attempts to tell me what New England is. I need to do laundry. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.co...

A caller is not sure how to react after their father tries to rekindle a relationship with him via a family group chat. Later a debates if she should do OnlyFans, a caller flees their life in Texas, and a final caller may or may not have encountered a Bigfoot sex cult. Please speak up I cannot hear you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the un...

A caller questions if life will get easier after abandoning their religious childhood. Later a caller gets poop in their mouth, a Colombian caller reflects on the “American Dream”, and a final caller debates kicking their roommate out to escalate their love life. Time to cook a meal in my Easy-Bake Oven. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the u...

I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.” Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sense of his roommate’s questionable historical memorabilia, and a final caller regrets getting into shape. I’ll see you at the county fair. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experienc...

A caller plans their move out of their parents house after deciding they want more out of life. Later a final caller tells the story of trying to fit in after coming from Puerto Rico to mainland USA. Toilet paper is not food. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko...

A caller talks about his bumpy history with substance abuse, the hallucinations it ignited, and how he got clean. Afterwards a caller attempts a life transformation and another caller makes some big decisions out of Louisiana. Bless you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:...

A caller discusses their “homeless by choice” lifestyle of couch hopping around stranger’s homes. Afterwards a daughter tries to make sense of why her dad keeps faking his death on Facebook and I have a casual chat with a man named Bob.   This is a weird chair. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUP...

A Canadian calls in to talk about their job assisting with medically induced euthanasia, and why they find it beautiful. Then a caller seeks vengeance via martial arts, and a final caller debates whether or not to reveal his polyamorous lifestyle to his religious family. Someone please do the dishes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the unive...

A caller obsesses over the idea of his teacher becoming like his mom, and a final caller and I talk about Panda Express for 15 minutes. I promise it’s a really good episode.  Do not draw dicks on my Etch-A-Sketch. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.c...

A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices. Later a caller tries to stay positive after getting fired and a final caller receives questionable advice from a doctor after ripping his penis. I forgot why I’m here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therap...

A caller talks about who they are, who they were, and who they wanted to be as a punk rocker and a father. Then a final caller attempts to convert his father’s farm into a weed biz. Geese have teeth on their tongues. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercas...

A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy. Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Australia. Those bugs over there are staring at you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LI...

A man named Buddha describes how he achieved enlightenment with nitrous oxide, a caller jizzes on pizza, a caller aspires to open a tortoise ranch, a caller believes they are god, and final caller worries they are becoming their mother.   It is time to eat a bagel. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com...

A self-described “high functioning alcoholic” reflects on their relationship with sobriety. Then a caller spends a lot of cash on his relationship with an OnlyFans model and a final caller reveals why they cut off their mother and how they got sextorted online. Please be quiet I cannot hear the movie. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the univ...

A caller gets arrested after hallucinating on acid, leading to a bout of positive life changes. Afterwards a caller can’t decide if they should marry or break up with their girlfriend and final caller dives deep into the niche toy market. What is the soup of the day? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.c...