Therapy Gecko

An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control. Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face. Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko. Ti...

This episode starts with two interviews I did on the streets of Auckland, New Zealand: the first is with a local bartender who talks to me about bad spending habits, moral quandaries, eating burgers, Kiwi life, and more. The second is an American transplant who I get into a really deep conversation with about the meaning of happiness. It was cool. I like talking to people in real life because I ca...

A man stresses over whether or not to kick his ex-wife out of the house after financially supporting her and her kids for several months, while he also deals with a stalker ex-girlfriend. We talk about the various avenues of his life that have brought him to this point and what he hopes for his life in the future. This was a pretty intense one with a lot of layers to it. Leave a nice review for yo...

A 27 year old guy tells me about his experience battling an intense drug addiction. He explains the grey areas of getting sober, what’s given him dopamine throughout the difficult process, and how the folks of the drug world aren’t like how you’d expect. Then a mail carrier tells me about several altercations she’s gotten into with neighborhood dogs, and we talk to a caller who has far overbooked...

A caller tells me how he moved to America after doing everything there is to back home in Ethiopia. He explains his culture shock, going from software engineering to working at 7/11, differences between Africa and America. Then a caller and I debate if eating a person is more ethical than eating an animal. So far so good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are availabl...

A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko. Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera. Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko. Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko.   Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are avail...

A caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a "lonely gamer boy" forever. Then we revisit the concept of "gooning" - watching several screens of porn at once - with a guy who adopted the lifestyle during the pandemic and is suspicious that he might have an addiction.  Finally we transport to the streets of Denmark where we di...

A professional nude volleyball player tells me all of the ins and outs of what goes on at a nudist resort. No pun intended. Seriously. There’s a lot less sex going on than I thought. Then a caller tells me about his dating life after testicular cancer left him with only one ball. He also goes to the same college I went to and we make a lot of niche references to the various places that people smok...

A former circus hand has torn feelings about the spontaneous life he used to live and the traditional life he has now at 44. Then I talk to a caller about his corroding relationship with his brother after the death of their father. Lastly we go to the Electric Forest festival in Rothbury Michigan to talk to a woman about talking to people (extremely meta). Electric forest video here: https://youtu...

A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you. Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father. You are...

A woman shares her thoughts on being older than most of her co-workers at Starbucks and why she continues working there despite some negative experiences and a pending dream of running a business. Afterwards 2 amateur graffiti artists tell me how they defiled various billboards including one for an adoption agency which I guess is kinda messed up. Lastly we transport to the streets of Glasgow Scot...

One of my favorites in a while - a caller tells me how his mother stealing his identity resulted in him working as a puppeteer at a dinosaur themed amusement park. I promise it only gets deeper. Afterwards a guy at my live show in Portland admits an addiction to sleeping with managers of department stores. He has slanged across Target, DollarTree, PetSmart, and more. Go call an old friend. I am a...

A church worker calls in as she prepares to go to a BDSM kink party, a caller talks through a prostitute addiction that’s caused trouble in his relationships, and I talk to Elon Musk for 5 seconds.  Then later we end with an IRL segment in Lisbon Portugal with two skateboarders who talk about their dreams and their thoughts on America. Don’t stare at strangers. Unless they’re really cool looking....

I am joined by musician and actor Dominic Fike  to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Dominic is known for his starring role in the show Euphoria, making music, and being a chill guy. We talk to a self-hating musician, a woman getting over a breakup, a guy starting an OnlyFans after getting fired from Target for stealing, a guy who probably died while we were on the phone with him, a woman men...

I visited the sacred land of greenness to talk to people on the streets of Dublin Ireland as a gecko.  Those people include a student who just graduated, a doctor to-be, a Irish-American getting in touch with her heritage, a man I go on a date with, the Irish Mark Zuckerberg, an art teacher reflecting on her mean students, a Russian-Irish woman stressed by her family dynamics, and a visual artist...

This is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my show and I can do what I want. Topics include ass atoms, if making friends is gay, killer bees, leaving people on read, pulling what drugs you’re going to do out of a hat, doing shrooms while playing VR, and more. 1 minute calls baby!!!!! Can you get me...

A man on the brink of greatness with just  -$24 to his name calls in to talk about a difficult break up but hangs up wanting to start a windshield business. It’s a doozy. Then I hear from a caller debating getting plastic surgery for herself and a school teacher explains how they were fired from Starbucks.  Replace all the games on your phone with the calculator app. I am a gecko. Tickets for my T...

A person living with cancer tells me how they stay positive after being given a prognosis of just 20 years. Afterwards a school teacher fills me in on just how mean kids can be (a lot), then I talk to a former employee of McDonald's about their escapades on the job Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the u...

I go in deep with a young Walmart employee who explains the key to good customer service and shares his hopes for the future, which include opening the first movie theater/weed dispensary combo.  Then I get inspired to get high on air, and a caller teaches me about a new form of smoking that he has dubbed a “blam.”  How do I get a cameo in Kingdom Hearts? I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Geck...

I talk to a call center worker in Monterrey Mexico who tells me about his life as a city dweller and rock musician, a person conflicted about the bad decisions of a childhood friend, and a musician experiencing a creative block. Don’t step in that. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZA...

A veteran of the U.S. Military explains what he plans on doing with his retirement now that he is done with the army.  Afterwards I hear from a dog trainer looking for new opportunities, a veterinarian who escapes the stress of killing dogs by blowing bubbles, and a student journalist who is beginning to doubt their career path.  The Tooth Fairy is a disturbing concept. I am a gecko. Tickets for m...

An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig.   Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him.  Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapyge...

Calls include a jarring response to me asking a man the most horrible thing he has ever done, going from being an illegal drug dealer to a legal one, the pros and cons of dating your boss at the pizza restaurant you work at, and a return from my old nemesis. Playing movies in your head is cheaper than going to see one. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available n...

A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too. Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI. Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Geck...

A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts.  Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds. Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe R...