The Working Experience

Matty K guides you on a journey to your soul.  Shhhh...It's all gonna work out.

John and Matty K discuss getting pulled over with a rattlesnake and uranium, Meth Gators in Florida, Donald Trump's spelling skills and police using excessive heat to prevent crime. Enjoy.

Portland Oregon is a pretty awesome city; just try to keep out of the way of Antifa. And with out the guidance of John Kelly, Trump might be back to eating cheeseburgers at 2am.

Yes, Thank God it is Monday...Back to the Grind.

IFMF!  Do a little yard work and a lot of partying.

Matty K sits down with Mugisha for Part 2!  Mugisha talks about being on set, networking with actors and some pitfalls for those starting out to avoid. 

Matty K talks with Actor Mugisha Feruzi and he discusses his journey as an actor and what made him quit his day job in finance to pursue his dream.

Matty K and John discuss Trump's immigration raids and the arbitrary nature of citizenship as well as the idea of virtual relationships replacing actual relationships and the possible long term effects.  As always, uplifting and in your face content from the clueless duo!

Billionaire Jeffery Epstein faces a new slew of charges after getting a 13 month sentence for abusing children and Alexander Acosta has now been downsized from the Trump White House. In other news, 60% of Americans work during their "vacations". Well, that's how you get ahead people!

Dive into that work week!  Just check the depth of the water. 

IFMF's!!!  Be the big man and pay for everyones drinks! You'll be a hero! Just remember to check the old credit limit.

Our new series ‘The Working Experience Survival Kit’ continues...On this episode John nearly puts himself to sleep with a 10 minuted guided nap!  It's time to nap to escape the mind numbing soul deadening experience of your job!  If this doesn't work, there is always a handful of Ambien.

We have a new series of sorts for your listening pleasure! We are calling the series ‘The Working Experience Survival Kit.’  The series will consist of guided meditations, guided naps, and soulless affirmations – and whatever else we can think of to ease the mind numbing soul deadening experience of the modern workplace!  And someday in the near future we will have an app – because, your...

TGIM!  The boss man does not cancel Mondays in the summer...the weekend party is over, time to get your hustle on!

Leisure Time is for Losers and Health Care that will Bankrupt You...God Bless America!  What do you do in your leisure time? Some people blow bubbles or play mini golf. Other people try to crush children in games of volleyball. We riff on that and the lousy health care system in our country. Enjoy. 

Happy Fourth of July everyone! Have a great time celebrating our nation! And remember, fireworks are even more fun when you're hammered! Forget safe and sane, let's have some dumb and dangerous!

Get ready to start working less. Here come the machines. But what are we going to do? Wander the streets? Write the Great American Novel? Maybe just watch TV and feel good about ourselves. 

Be Careful of Workaholism...but Work Long Hours!  Apparently there is a distinction between being a workaholic and working long hours. If you lose sleep over your job and are compulsively checking your work email during out of work hours then you might be a workaholic. Matty K really doesn't work at all so he is in the clear...John and Matt also discuss the optimal Worklife Balance Matrix and...

Shhhhhhh.....don't worry about Monday, or the rest of the week, or for that matter the rest of your life. In a thousand years, it still won't get done. 

 It's summer time and it's Friday! Time to load up the car, sit in traffic for 5 hours and have fun if it kills you!

Who to vote for? What are the issues? How does a person get elected? All the answers and more from The Working Experience. Best to talk it out, then to actually do something about it.

Lying to one's boss for not being at work is a time honored tradition. However, maybe it is time to grow up and be real. However, if you really need to lie, don't use the old "food poisoning" excuse. Way played out. Tell them you had a limb amputated.

TGIM!  On this mini episode of The Working Experience, John is flying solo, because Matty K needs to unwind in New Hampshire after a brutal school year...John talks about the infantilized workplace and the latest news...it's Monday and get your hustle!

When is it time to quit your job?  Right Now!  Go in and tell your boss to go F&ck him/herself!  Take this job and shove it up your ass!  Just make sure you have a solid plan like becoming a famous actor or stand-up comedian.  Be realistic though; it can take weeks to become successful.

It's orifice clean up time on this mini episode of TWE!  You have to look your best this weekend, so you can win the weekend, then die again on Monday morning!