The Speakeasy

 Zach Wilson got traded to the Broncos! The Mavs never quite got going in Game 1 against the Clippers yesterday! 

There was a tram crash at Universal Studios! Luke Bryan tumped over at a concert! 

 Let’s discuss some of the bad things but also some good things about Mavs-Clips Game 1! Is Jason Kidd good enough to overcome the Clippers’ talent? 

 Where are Americans happiest? Apparently in a Dallas-area suburb! Which one is it??? We have bullet train news! 

It’s another edition of I Don’t Know, Man! What do you not know about?

 We have some more I Don’t Know, Man submissions! Then we do the Two Minute Drill! 

 The new Taylor Swift double album is out and Julie is stoked! If you’re a fan of baseball, you’re fully aware of switch-hitters. But what about switch-pitchers? Rhynes tells you the story of a college pitcher who can throw 95+ MPH with both arms!

 LET'S GET EXCITED ABOUT PLAYOFFS SPORTS FUN, D-F-DOUBLE EWE! Will the Stars and Mavs make it incredible?? Then we find out what day it is!

Will the new Game of Thrones book ever come out?? Taylor Swift has made 12 albums since the last one!! Stephen Jones said something very interesting today! More animals may have feelings than we thought!  

Chuck Cooperstein joins us to preview the Mavs playoffs!!! 

 Let’s talk heat islands, D-F-Double Ewe! Why are some areas of Dallas way hotter than others? A North Texas man is suing Cinemark!  

 It’s Friday, so that means Julie’s Audio Boxes takes over FUNDRIVE!!!!!

We do our home run picks! NASA put out a sweetly inspirational tweet! Julie unearthed dating tips for couples from the 1950’s! Then we do the Two Minute Drill! 

When will tipping stop?? Rhynes has some baseball notes for you! 

Jack Leiter made his MLB debut today and it was…okay, we guess? Caitlyn Clark has caused WNBA ticket prices to rise! Who is the highest paid athlete in DFW? The answer might surprise you! The Dallas Stars are Western Conference champions!! Netflix announced a new documentary series about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders! Then we find out what day it is! 

Antonio Brown got blocked on Twitter by Caitlyn Clark, and the reason is hilariously inappropriate! Why did all the old Greek statues have small weenies? It is Snake SZN in Texas, everybody!!! 

Taylor Swift’s new album comes out tonight! Vasectomies are having a moment! 

The Mavs begin their playoffs series against the Kings Sunday! Micah Parsons is apparently spending his offseason punching people in the stomach! 

The Jacksonville Jaguars GM farted on mic! And it’s Thursday so that means FUNDRIVE is overtaken by Grubes Grenades!!!!

Gregg Doyel referred to Caitlyn Clark as “that.” Also, he made a weird apology for his weird Caitlyn Clark question. What’s this guy’s deal? The Arizona Coyotes are moving to Salt Lake City! Then we do the Two Minute Drill! 

 Fresh off a couple hours with Ben and Skin, Jake Kemp hangs around with us too! Why does Jake have two water bottles, both of which are partially drank? Julie’s having an interesting hair day! Does Jose Leclerc enjoy pitching?

The Rangers are playing during our show and making things exciting in the late stages of the game! We have an update on the Dak Prescott lawsuit! The Pelicans lost to the Lakers in last night’s play-in game. Will Zion return anytime soon? The NBA playoffs schedule has been announced! The Stars close out the regular season tonight! Then we find out what day it is!

 The NBA just banned a player FOR LIFE because of betting on himself! The Cavinder twins are making a comeback because of Caitlyn Clark! The President has opinions on women’s basketball. 

Audio has resurfaced of a reporter who turned out to be a bully to actor Michael B. Jordan in high school! What would you do if you ran into your bully now?

Don Van Natta has struck again with a story on Bill Belichick and his attempt at finding a new team to coach! Will Belichick coach for the Cowboys in the next year or two??