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A full week of housewives with our favorite DOCTOR, Aarti!

IN NEWS:  The CEO of United Healthcare was MURDERED and the entire world lusted for the murderer, one Luigi Nicholas Mangione, a confusingly wealthy highly educated trust fund kid! IN SPORTS:  Juan Soto shuffles his way into A LOT of money IN POP CULTURE:  Jay-Z named in the Diddy case. IN PERSONAL NEWS:  Who is the bigger loser: the ghosting friend or the friend being ghosted?

A full week of kookie crazy ladies and liar liar pants on fires from Potomac to Beverly Hills and of course Salt Lake in between...oh and woopsies forgot to watch RHONY!

Nothing matters because we all watched Wicked and this is a spoiler filled Wicked discussion!!

Friend of the pod and Vice President of the Drag Her Dorit club, Taria S. Faison, host of What Else Is Going On with Taria S. Faison, hopped on to talk about the highs and lows on this week of Bravo Housewives. From the duality of our feelings about Erin and Real Housewives of New York, to the emotional conversation Mary has with her son on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the foolishness tha...

IN POLITICS:  Matt Gaetz is out, but unfortunately Pam Bondi is in. Nancy Mace is still being a transphobe and so are many people we know. IN POP CULTURE:  VPR is over as we know is. Doute is preggers. Traitors cast looks amazing. Wicked has taken over our lives.

After a long break, it's time to dive into a FULL week of every god damn Real Housewives show out there with Ryan Bailey! We're covering the absurdity of Alexis on Real Housewives of Orange County, the audacity of Karen on Real Housewives of Potomac, the stupidity (complimentary) of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the stupidity (derogatory) of Real Housewives of New York, and of course the sple...

IN POLITICS:  We're not going to normalize Trump's INSANE cabinet picks and we're certainly not going to stop fighting! IN SPORTS:  A very weird toxic masculine boxing thing happened. Yuck. IN POP CULTURE:  Jim from The Office is somehow the sexiest man alive and that is not the worst thing that happened this week.

GIRL. DEEP SIGH.

It's the night before election. That is all. Links mentioned on ep: Ruwa Romman's thoughts on endorsing Harris Last Week Tonight

Host of Best Week Ever Podcast, Van, joins in to talk about a week of Housewives! From Real Housewives of Potomac newbies who make us giggle, to the Real Housewives of New York women who need to get over themselves, to the silly goofy good times of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the unhinged Shannon Beador of Real Housewives of Orange County!

IN POLITICS:  The elections continue with a Klan Concert and a Dance Party with Beyonce IN POP CULTURE:  We ask how the characters of Game of Thrones would vote this election. IN SPORTS:  The NY Liberty win the WNBA Championship, a new life-coach shows up in the form of the Celtics Head Coach, and football has things happening too!

Donny, cohost of I Am The Cute One, and frankly this podcast, is back to talk a full week of Real Housewives from Potomac to New York to Salt Lake City but most important a procedural drama called 9-1-1 starring the 90's teen icon Jennifer Love Hewitt.

IN POLITICS:  The elections are stressful. How would The Sopranos vote? Who can sponsor protest? IN POP CULTURE:  Al Pacino calls a baby. IN SPORTS:  Too many things are happening but most importantly white men are rioting in a way that never gets policed.

This season of Love is Blind started off really terribly and somehow the men that have survived are even more terrible!

The cherry blossoms of Potomac bloom once again and Aarti is back to talk about our Real Housewives of Potomac as well as the messiness on Real Housewives of New York, but not the Housewife you all think!

⁠HELP GAZA REFUGEES.⁠ ⁠HELP VICTIMS OF HURRICANE HELENE⁠ .  IN SPORTS: Robert Saleh, the first Muslim-Arab-American NFL coach, is fired by the Jets raising questions of Islamophobia. IN POLITICS: Kamala is on a media tour. We explain how FEMA works. IN POP CULTURE: Al Pacino almost died. King Charles is scared.

President of the Little Girls fan club and one half of I Am The Cute One, Donny Hadfield, hopped on to discuss the super petty premiere of Real Housewives of New York where it is Brynn vs. Everyone and another fantastic episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where some women gamble and some go to a gas station with bobblehead dolls.

IN WORLD:  War in the Middle East. Ta-Nehisi Coates' book The Message brings out cartoonishly racist people. HELP GAZA REFUGEES. IN US:   HELP VICTIMS OF HURRICANE HELENE . Mayor Adams is indicted. and Sabrina Carpenter is involved. Diddy has a weird lawyer. The VP Debate is tonight. SNL is slammed by pygmy hippo and Chappel Roan fans. IN SPORTS:  Caitlin Clark has racist fans.

Resident expert on all things Chaotic AF and also cute AF, Chelsea, one half of I Am The Cute On, donned her most doggy looking jacket to hit the ropes course with our favorite Mormon and Jewish and Mary ladies. We also talk about the terrible RHONY taglines and discuss if a DUI that almost killed people and a dog is worse than Alexis and Johnny J.

IN POP CULTURE: KoRn is back in our lives. Bruce turns 75. IN POLITICS: Israel terrorizes Lebanon. The death penalty should be abolished. Political endorsements by pop stars. Ta-Nehisi Coates advocates for Palestine. IN SPORTS: The 49ers are doing not so well, the Eagles are better, but no one is better than Shohei Ohtani who plays a whole other sport.

Riding solo to talk about all things Housewives starting from the celestial ah-ha's and clown music on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the yawns from Andrew Cohen on Real Housewives of Dubai reunion part 2, and the teenager like whining from Emily on Real Housewives of Orange County.

*TRIGGER WARNING* The last 25 minutes of this episode will be discussions about P Diddy's especially heinous crimes. IN POP CULTURE:  Raheel discovers Noah Kahan and has a beautiful Jersey Shore experience. Sean "P Diddy" Combs is arrested for especially heinous crimes against men and women. IN POLITICS:  The debate aftermath and conservative stupidity. Jill Stein's continued gri...

Diving into all things Housewives from the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion and how proud we are of Shannon on Real Housewives of Orange County, but not before discussing how we were simply just whelmed by the RHOP trailer and how all we can think about is the Mormon girlies from Hulu.

A mega sized episode to discuss ALL of the lore and drama and tiktoks and other gen-z terms that two chronically online millennials are trying to decipher while eating up this brilliant show from Hulu: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!