The Kluck Index

LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren Boebert rides again (and again and again), we're liars when it comes to speeding, Bears had a bad weekend and Folgers is getting fancy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Japan is loaded with old folks, Starbucks has a new drink, income is up, gar prices are going higher and interest is up too. EVERYTHING IS UP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most of us are all-in on Freedom of the Press, the war with Iran is costing us a ton of dough, if you're stressed try reading for a few minutes and AI is probably going to end us LOL See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lady strips on a plane, Jimmy John's is getting serious beef, Spam is getting hot and a zoo in the UK makes a terrible marketing choice.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Going to see the Browns lose is costing an all-time high, TikTok is doling out awful health advice, your phone may be messing up your body and BK rolls out a Whopper variant.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida about to be dusty, we still have a ways to go with equality, Subway is getting hot and Club Crackers are getting canned! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a golf outing after the show today so I'm not going to waste too much time writing a synopsis of the jokes in today's edition of the Index you'll just have to trust me that all ten items are accounted for in this lil' bitty podcast version.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LIV is out of dough, today it's all about the Salisbury Steak, GLP-1 is for the children and doctors hope you're not up peeing more than once a night! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got screwed on gas over the holiday weekend, we're listening to more music than we did last year, Michelob Ultra is tops on the internet and Little Caesar's is bringing back a slice of the Motor City See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after a long weekend, time to start the long grind to the holidays! Cheer up babe, Christmas is coming! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sonic has a weird name for this season, Good Good has had a rough couple of weeks, Penn State is a touch tone deaf and most of us hate data centers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Rich Dad, Poor Dad guy is in deep, Pringles are getting thiccc, more of us are working class and we all think we're on the phone too much! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 91 year old is out there making us all feel like schlubs, Arby's is in the mocktail game, Orlando is tops for retirement and pet owners are using AI a ton! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

September first happens to be National Burnt Ends Day, NASA launched $4B into space, Apple TV+ is going up and IHOP has an insane new Fall menu item! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You have got to be kidding....August is OVER? Never got close to my beach body! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got off on a bit of a tangent so this Index is like 8 mins, sorry! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Booze-free gin is a crime, KFC ups their dipping sauce game, people are smoothing up in DMs on LinkedIn, BK finally getting it's nugget act together and naps could be killing your ass! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The oceans are getting hotter, Niners are having a rough preseason, Mountain Dew has a new collab and Crumbl is welcoming kids back to school See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DQ has a new Fall flavor, most of us don't want kids on social media even though we're on it all day everyday and if you see Paul Stanley mowing Jason's yard later.....mind ya business! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weed freak-outs are at an all-time high, McDonalds is ringing in Fall, we celebrate the waffle this morning and apparently hotel cleanliness isn't important to 100% of us when booking See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheetos is getting hot this Fall, more kids are working over the Summer, TV is going to give you Alzheimer's and M&Ms has a Walmart exclusive coming down the pipe.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

American Airlines is getting bougie, new music causes traffic deaths, McDonald's is joining the energy drink scene, Subway is getting hot and Johnsonville is getting blue.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.