The Conditional Release Program

Are we alone in the universe? Probably not. Have aliens visited us on Earth? Maybe. Did they come here on fully sick spaceships that defy the laws of physics? Hmm. Not sure. But Barack Obama, Harry Reid and Donald Trump all think there might be something behind the video that showed a fairly boring dot on an infra red camera darting around like a lunatic off the Baja Peninsula off Mexico. We take...

This week we are taking on the slightly terrifying new entrant into Australian political life - Reignite Democracy Australia. Its founder, Monica Smit, has gone from having the political skills of a hessian sack to a serious operator in the fringe activist space. While she absolutely still cannot spell to save her life, she is gathering up a genuinely impressive amount of followers that appear to...

The other week I managed to be violently detained by NSW police at the Spring Loaded festival and Jack's immediate reaction was 'that's pretty funny'. But it got his noggin joggin' and wanted to do an episode on police powers. Far from libertarians, but a little shy of proper state sanctioned fascism we flesh out our positions on what appears to be an ever increasing level of p...

While the various covid-19 vaccines are being rolled out the antivaxxers are hard at work trying to scare people off using them. From wild claims about viral shedding and infertility just by being NEAR a vaccinated person - they are doubling down on misinformation and fear to ensure that they feel vindicated at the end of this chapter in history. They aren't, though. They won't be vindicat...

We have a guest! Not since the incredible Meredith Burgmann lent us an hour of her time back at the very start have we let someone into our closely guarded house. But Kesting is a legend. He could snap us like a twig on a whim but spends his time teaching others to become better grapplers and debunking covid related myths. He's got a masters of biology and he's not afraid to use it - in hi...

During conversation about the absurd new craze around NFTs, Jack was inspired to look into the cartel scam that is modern art. Price fixing and tax evasion underpin a bullshit market designed to keep the ultra rich in their place. It's an investment mechanism that has lost all meaning and a fantastic way for crime syndicates to launder money and generally be criminals. NFTs are stupid. What th...

Have you found yourself wearing a mask, baseball cap and trenchcoat to the shops when you feel like having a gaytime? Do you hide your collection of racist lollies when your woke friends come over, only to bring out your bowl of controversial delights when they leave? Well if the answer to either of those are yes, you need to reflect on your life. And disconnect your internet connections. All of t...

Well in what was intended to be a quick wrap of a few very naughty boys it turned out to be a bloody 3 part series. And we're all better for it! Each of these sociopaths deserve an episode to themselves. Here we finally finish the countdown with one of the most ruthless cold criminals of all time. Some of you might have suspected this to be the one, some of you might have thought otherwise - b...

It's the long awaited and unexpected part two of the worst crims in history countdown! As we explained last week, we kinda meant for this to be a one part affair but damn there's so much to cover. Even stretching it over a multi part podcast barely scratches the surface. So now you get to find out who is next on the list! We also look at the fairly quiet death of G. Gordon Liddy who was qu...

This week we are taking a break from the usual nutbags and idiots and looking at some other dangerous lunatics. Jack the insider's alter ego Peter Hoysted has written books and produced television series on gangsters in Sydney and Melbourne over the past couple decades and we want to tap into a bit of that knowledge for you guys. If you haven't already, go listen to episode 5 - the monster...

It's time for part 2 of our conspirituality/wellness crossover episode! Last week we had a look at how this whole thing came about and this week we look a little further to the right to see how the Nazis have come to be a part of this bizarre mash up of ideologies and how the far right are recruiting antivaxxers to push straight up white supremacy in social media shitholes like telegram. There...

What's with people in the health, fitness and wellness movement being pilled to the gills? Why is the peaceful art of yoga becoming a festering pile of right wing intolerance?!? We have a look in our deeper dive - but this is a little too big for a half our bit. So we are gonna do it over two weeks. Well, at least two weeks. In the news the WA Labor landslide and a bit of a scoop from Jack who...

In this weeks deeper dive we look at mole children! The ridiculous q-anon conspiracy theory that claims a network of tunnels is used to house tortured children who are used to harvest adrenochrome for the elites. Obviously only democrats do this because something something satan. It's as dumb as it sounds but they really make an elaborate universe out of it and generally just copy and paste it...

This week we look at bloody annoying phone scams! We all get them - calls from a random number with some bullshit robot threatening you with arrest or some wretched fool on the other side trying to convince you that your internet is stuffed and needs to be fixed (for a fee, of course). After looking at the declining crime rate, this is one on the rise. And it could be fixed with decent policing, b...

Heads up - Joel's audio is a bit average this week. It's not too bad, but not the usual quality. Jack, as per usual, sounds amazing. This week we cover multi level marketing! It's often less of a business opportunity and more of a slow and difficult way to lose a ton of money. And friends. And family. Giant firms with dubious claims of riches and a life of passive income convince vulne...

This week we look at the decline in crime rates. Often referring to Don Wedderburn's work on this (his new book The Vanishing Criminal is a pretty comprehensive take on this) we look at the decline in crime rates over the past thirty odd years. What's the go? Jack gives some good insights into this and I speculate on nonsense. In the news we look at the unfolding dominion lawsuits, the Alb...

This week our deep dive is on medical misinformation. Some of you may not be aware of this, but Jack has had a pretty steep battle with cancer over the past few years and through some pretty advanced medical procedures he is still with us. If he listened to wellness grifters on facebook, however, he would likely (definitely) be dead. We like Jack and want to keep him so this works for us. But this...

The storm that never came! The mass arrest event that has been promised for years now was meant to come on January 20th. The thing is though, it didn't. And really it was never going to. So we have a look at the utterly pathetic idea that the military was going to somehow subvert democracy entirely and install DJT as the president while televising the execution of the democrats, Tom Hanks and...

Get out your popcorn kids, it's inauguration day! Will there be mass arrests? Have the military got control of the government yet? Is Trump serving his second term after invoking the peacock act of 1789? No. Other than notorious pedovores Tom Hanks and Lady Gaga triggering the usual suspects nothing much happened. Biden signed a bunch of progressive executive orders to give us lefties false ho...

Last week was a bit of a slog. We both spent the entire week doomscrolling twitter and taking notes to make sure we were across the rather casual and amazingly short lived attempted coup in the United States. So this week, we took on some low hanging fruit for a more relaxed week in podcasting. So, here's our take on flat Earthers! Joel listened to a bunch of terrible podcasts as research and...

What a genuinely bizarre start to the year. We were going to cover flat earthers - they are hilarious and apparently full of nazis - but January 6 really kicked off. In the news, Melissa Carone is back and Dominion are taking scalps. The vaccine sabotaging pharmacist turns out to be saving us from turning into reptiles and the Trump punters group are STILL betting on Trump winning the election. Wh...

While everyone seems to be celebrating the end of 2020, I hope they aren't celebrating the start of 2021. There's a bloody lot that could go wrong in the next twelve months and just because there's been a few jabs happening over in the states, we are not ready to pop the cork on the champers just yet. The vaccine. Or vaccines. This is what is going to dictate how 2021 goes. Will we get...

This one is a MEGA EPISODE! It's about twice as long as normal. Let's face it, you're either on a road trip or fucking around at home. Turn this on instead of the cricket commentary and the time will fly by. This week instead of wrapping up the year like every other podcast we decided to really roll up our sleeves and get into some grimy stuff. Jack spent several years with a brave pol...

Oh no! The plague is back! And it went straight past the harbour bridge, through the wakehurst parkway down into Avalon bloody Beach! We look at the resurgence of Covid-19 in NSW through a redpilled lens. Joel is from Avalon and has had many schooners at the RSL and the Bowlo over the past twenty years - so we go through the side of Avalon the press isn't interested in - the q-pilled side. The...

This episode we take a backwards glance at some of the biggest fuckwits of 2020. This is a big claim, as they've really come out of the woodwork this year - but anti-lockdowners have it all. Antivaxxers. Anti 5g. Anti Bill Gates. Anti bloody everything except the plague. People like Fanons Panayides, Craig Cole, Avi Yemini and other SovCit wankers that really just stirred up the lunatic fringe...