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Baby toy recalled due to choking hazard. Model Lucy Markovic passes away. Walmart employee shoots other employees. Doctors remove another pig kidney. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Wife of bassist for Weezer arrested for gun stuff. Peanuts recalled for having other peanuts. Pink full moon isn't really pink. Prada to buy Versace. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Fannie Mae fires over 100 employees for fraud. Texas measles cases are growing. Scientists reproduce a mice brain or something? Trump announces 90-Day pause on some tariffs. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Couldn't sleep a wink last night. Gotta lay off the coke and get a new bed. Dire wolf revived after 10,000 years of extinction. Link between maternal diabetes and autism discovered. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tostitos chips and cheddar bratwurst recalled for different reasons. Israel has control of 50% of Gaza, I guess. American leaves a Diet Coke for an isolated tribe and is arrested. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I'm getting on the sweet tea again. All work and no play makes Lorenzo a dull Mexican. Breakfast is the meal you can have anytime, right folks? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mowed the grass today. Judge orders return of man mistakenly deported. Iran's dollar isn't doing too well. ICE lets a guy temporarily go to give kidney to his brother. Ja Morant finger guns and gets a fine. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Time to mow the lawn and eat some cereal. Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders because of tariffs. TikTok ban delayed for 75 days. Russell Brand charged with really bad stuff, but it sounds about right. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

US revokes visas of Mexican band who project drug cartel leader during concert. US bans government personnel from intimate relationships with Chinese. MTV awards to air on CBS. Amazon wants to buy TikTok. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Man is arrested for leaving his young kids at McDonalds to attend job interview. Cartoon Franchises are being made into movies. Val Kilmer passes away. Nintendo Switch 2 release date announced. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I started working again today! Let's talk a little about pizza, wrestling, Dandy's World, April fool's jokes, reappearing lemonade, and paying taxes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A mountain climber and a base jumper both die from falling and failed parachutes. Tesla dealership targeted in protests by burning vehicles. Epstein victim will be dead in 4 days after being hit by bus. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Comedian Paul Rodriguez arrested. Greenland will not be given to the US. Jason Statham knows how to make a movie. Trump is thinking about serving a third term. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another day of drinking milk. Playing games, graduating college, taking vitamins but not saying my prayers. All I need to feel good is Adderall and a coke. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Fireball Cinnamon Whisky is holding a contest for a lifetime supply. Myanmar earthquake death toll high. Elon Musk's xAI acquires X. Utah bans pride flags off of schools and government buildings. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tostitos chips recalled for possible dairy ingredients. Yolanda Saldívar denied parole. 3 USPS workers charged with sexual assault of female coworker. IShowSpeed is making China look good. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Selena's killer is up for parole. Dollar Tree sells Family Dollar. Michelle Obama is coming out with a sports drink. Utah adds child influencer laws to protect kids. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Assassins Creed account beefing with Elon Musk. Chewing gum is releasing microplastics into your body. West Virginia bans 7 artificial food dyes. 3 teen girls try to kill mother for turning off Wi-Fi. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Scarlett Witch is not coming back to the MCU. Drag Queens are allowed to perform in Texas college. Flammable devices found on Tesla dealership. Impractical Joker Joe Gatto accused of sexual assault. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

How does your morning routine look? The pope is out of the hospital but still recovering. Jake Paul gets engaged. Snow White movie has a lackluster opening weekend. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Watching TV and wanting Chinese. Aldi recalls cheese over possible metal contamination. Tallest man in America dies. Coach fired over pulling hair of student after loss. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Paul Skenes baseball card sells for a million. RIP George Foreman. New episodes of "American Dad" may be coming to Fox. Woman murders man while making kinky content. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Venus is coming by, but we can't see it. US offers 15 million reward for team accused of smuggling drone to Iraq. DoorDash partners with Klarna to offer split payments for orders. Minecraft toys are at McDonalds. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Israel and Gaza are still fighting. Louisiana executes first inmate with nitrogen gas. Mexico ends tradition of bull fighting. Texas to ban furry students. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Just here chilling, watching wrestling and hearing about how JFK might have been assassinated. Elon Musk brought those people back from space, and a USPS employee stole over a million dollars. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy