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Craig brought you coffee, Josh is cuckolding your boyfriend and Alex is always covered in a fine layer of grease. We talk about our love for Wachowski nonsense in their 1996 debut, Bound! @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

Craig shows Josh how to hunt, and forget 69, Alex just wants 666. It's Julia Ducournau's 2016 coming of age film Raw!  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

We find Alex's box of chains. Everyone knows our views on Josh diverge. T hat is my dearest wish.  Hands and feet tied behind my back  and locked up next door  to Craig.   We learn how not to talk to your partner about your kinks in Michael Haneke's The Piano Teacher! @swimfanspod

On the night of Josh's birthday, Alex and Craig find themselves in a love story out of time. Pauline Kael called THE SOUND OF MUSIC, "the sugar-coated lie people seem to want to eat." It's Makoto Shinkai's YOUR NAME! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Maybe we should call it "Operation: Hot Mother."   No, no, let's try to top that.  They never did, and later, Operation: Hot Mother was under way.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

Josh needs his ten million dollars, Craig straps on the headset and is Alex "A Friend?" We find out in our third episode in the Michael Douglas Oeuvre, Disclosure! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh brings Sofia Coppola's The Virgin Suicides to the show and Alex and Craig excuse themselves to their rooms.  @swimfanspod

Craig shoots me all the time, that's Alex's chair and Josh heard your parents are dead. We're all food in Nicolas Winding Refn's 2016 film, The Neon Demon. @swimfanspod

Alex was disappointed to hear Craig wasn't being bullied anymore, and did you hear that? The sound of Josh disappearing forever. Our lives are forever ruined in Tetsuya Nakashima's Confessions! Just kidding! @swimfanspod

Craig, Alex and Josh talk bugs, robins, and fascism in our discussion of Blue Velvet, the 1986 David Lynch film.

Craig's actions have left Josh with severe paranoia. Alex was too concerned with anachronistic anime to tell. We come of age to Kevin Phillips' SUPER DARK TIMES! @swimfanspod

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Craig forgets to plug his leg in, Alex can't get the sink clean and Josh has a poor understanding of worm genitals. We hit the limits of what could seriously be called an "erotic thriller" with I Know Who Killed Me. Sorry. @swimfanspod

Craig forgets to plug his leg in, Alex can't get the sink clean and Josh has a poor understanding of worm genitals. We hit the limits of what could seriously be called an "erotic thriller" with I Know Who Killed Me.  swimfanspod.com

Jessie Bradford logs off, Josh is murdered, we find Alex's OTHER ghoulbox, and YOU LOVE CRAIG, I KNOW IT! We discover ourselves in the forgotten 2002 teen thriller, Swimfan!   @swimfanspod

Reese Witherspoon plays a vicious T. Hawk, Alex killed a crackhead, Craig stole the keys from a corpse and Josh untied his bound and gagged mother. We all loved James Foley's 1996 teen thriller FEAR, Josh! swimfanspod.com

Forest Whitaker gets covered in vaseline, Alex gets run over by a tank, Josh teaches us proper kidnapping etiquette, and Craig unloads a full clip into Jean-Pierre Jeunet. We dive into Neil Jordan's The Crying Game. swimfanspod.com

Natalie rolls, Alex finds his wild side, Craig teaches us how to make a waiter cry, and Josh was perfect. We look at Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan!  swimfanspod.com

Tom Cruise can't get it in, Alex got the test results back, Craig was ready to give up everything, and you are ready to redeem Josh? It's a merry muthaphuckin' christmas and Kubrick is sliding down the chimney in a pool of cum with EYES WIDE SHUT!   And later, we quickly recap our favorite movies of 2018!   swimfanspod.com

Judi Dench learns to flirt, Craig never invited you to the fucking Dordogne, they loathed Alex at school, and people like Josh think they know what it is to be lonely. But of the drip, drip of the long-haul, no end in sight solitude, they know nothing! We dive into Richard Eyre's 2006 Notes on a Scandal! swimfanspod.com

Matt Dillon gets sun madness, Josh gets sticky, Alex is sorry, and Craig saw Kevin Bacon's dick and did not care. This week, we're taking a look and John McNaughton's 1998 caper Wild Things! swimfanspod.com

Elizabeth Berkley gets waterboarded, Alex thrusts it, and Josh saw you dance and was like, "Yes." This week, we return to the cynical world of Paul Verhoeven, with 1995's Showgirls!  swimfanspod.com

Bridget Fonda adopts a ghoul, Josh falls into the incinerator, Alex is stuck in a cage, and Craig thought you'd like his new haircut! This week we're talking Barbet Schroeder's 1992 film, Single White Female! 

In this episode: Michael Douglas fears the liberated woman, Josh won't stop playing with the lights, and Alex keeps all his books on the floor. This week, we're talking Adrian Lyne's 1987 film, Fatal Attraction!

We enter a world of psychosexual torture, interior design, the awful sweaters of Michael Douglas, the steely gaze of Sharon Stone, and a questionable VHS quiz game! In our debut episode, Josh and Alex talk Paul Verhoeven's 1992 classic, Basic Instinct!