Life's a Pitch Podcast

Horror season 2021 starts with a psychological monster thriller starring Timothy Chalamet as he just wants to avoid a family dinner. Horrorable Mentions Fear The Attacking Doorknobs: Will Florence Pugh get that plumbing job she dreams about? Monster in my Rocket: SomeTHING is going into space and Daniel Craig has a secret...

We discuss our other options for Bond given to us by our Patrons on www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast and pitch another Bond movie - Die Before The Day Has Begun! This is the deleted scene for episode 346 - it might be worth listening to that episode before listening to this... or you can do whatever you want YOU MAVERICK!

Seeing as Daniel Craig is not going to be James Bond anymore we though we'd ask our Patrons to give us a new casting for Bond and they gave us... Kelsey Grammer in "Always is Never Enough" Double "o" Mentions Diamondhead - A man sets out to destabilise Vietnam with Lava. Only Bond can stop him. A Good Day To Have a Lovely Cup of Tea in the Garden - Bond is interrupted in his downtime by an old fri...

We put together an advert for a disgusting cereal brand, talk weird science movies and pitch a movie in world where science is BANNED! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 345, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give these snippets some context.

We delve into the wonderful world of WEIRD SCIENCE this week when Hayley Atwell makes a rocket pack that the military just won't leave alone! Honourable Mentions U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho - A conspiracy theorist kills Santa wit a drone and has to apologise... I was a Test Tube Terror - Something made in a school lab now wants to be the most popular thing in school! Credits music - Lazy Aftermoon by | e s c p |...

We talk the met gala, the Goonies bone piano scene and pitch a movie which treats the song "Empire State of Mind" with the same reverence the film "Yesterday" treats the Beatles. Enjoy! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 344, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give these snippets some context.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has to go to the jungle every month and Rhys Darby is going to find out why.. Honourable Mentions Jungle Rumble: A mockumentary about the worlds worst event. Jungle Bell Rock: A family, on their Christmas trip to New York end up going to the wrong Amazon airport and are saved by an unlikely hero. Credits music - Lazy Aftermoon by | e s c p | escp-music.bandcamp.com Music...

We discover the terrible secret to where our accents go when we pinch our noses. Also, in trying to figure out why someone would be in a relationship with a bin, we end up describing what might actually be a pretty decent movie! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 343, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give th...

In our pursuit of the perfect family movie, we delve into dark corners for zany family movie characters with the tense intergalactic thriller BONGUS. What would you do if you lived with an alien who you couldn't ask to leave because of an intergalactic treaty? How far would you go to get some peace and quiet? Honourable Mentions: Ok, time to Bond - What does 007 do now he's retired and settled dow...

Does your advert need a hype man? Jason Statham is there to answer that question on this weeks deleted scenes as we pitch some more adverts! This is the Deleted Scenes from episode 342 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if it's your first time listening, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode first, it'll give these weird snippets some context. Or don't, we're not the boss of you.

We're returning to the world of 60's Madison Avenue this episode as we pitch multiple ads for multiple products suggested to us by YOU! The Listener! Find us on facebook.com/lifesapitch podcast and tweet us @lifesapitchshow Credits music - Lazy Aftermoon by | e s c p | escp-music.bandcamp.com Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) creativecommons.org/l...

We talk about animal movies and pitch a film in which the people in a small village near a rocket launch site are behaving very strangely.

It's animal movies this week! And as a family move into a new home, they find something downstairs is already living there... Honourable Mentions: The Lizard of Speed and Time - A man tries to base his life on a popular video game mascot and learns a valuable lesson. There's also a cobra... The Three Penguin Shuffle - A well known con with trained penguins... Some would say too well trained... Cre...

Can we live in a world where Ghostbusters ins't fun anymore? And where are all these Joe Pesci projections coming from? Find out in this weeks deleted scenes! This is the Deleted Scenes from episode 340 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if it's your first time listening, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode first, it'll give these weird snippets some context. Or don't, we're not...

Oh No! There's a big pizza in the sky and people are dying mysteriously in pizza-related deaths! Who could possibly behind it? Find out by listening to our pitch this week "The big pizza in the sky"! Honourable Mentions Chuck-e-Cheese has Chuck-e-Chosen you - Ever wanted to know where Chuck-e-Cheese's come from? Well find out in this film! Did You See What The CCTV Saw? - Finding evidence of the p...

How does a non-violent method of robbing banks lead to a massive financial crisis? No we're not just doing The Big Short again, but we will play it after this film for good measure. This is the Deleted Scenes from episode 339 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if it's your first time listening, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode first, it'll give these weird snippets some contex...

This week we pitch some crime movies, as a reluctant group of time travelers unwittingly infiltrates a tournament to find the greatest historic criminal. Honourable Mentions: CSI Balamory - a body has washed up on the location of kids TV show "What's the Story in Balamory" but nobody seems to want to investigate. Can the actor playing PC Plum get to the bottom of this network coverup? The Budgie S...

We pitch a Saturday morning tv hour in which we're all gaslighted into believing that cartoons can kill several people. We also talk about our experiences of Saturday Morning, and try to decode minion memes. These are deleted scenes from episode 338 of the Life's a Pitch podcast. If this is your first time listening, our advice is to listen to the main episode first, but you don't have to do what...

This week we pitched some weird, wonderful, and nostalgic Saturday Morning Cartoons! Jane Whysics is one smart cookie, but when she accidentally solves a mysterious formula that an ancient scientist bound his soul into. As he does his best to help Jane get through the trials of high school, his cultural misunderstandings are sure to cause all sorts of high-jinks. Honourable Mentions: Li'l Daleks -...

You all know by now that if the Disness boys are on, you're getting a bumper (and very funny) series of deleted scenes. Enjoy us trying to figure out what a legend is, figuring out why Imhotep has bad eyesight, nerding out about novelisations, and just generally planning actual crimes. If this is your first time listening, you might find these out of context clips a little confusing. We reckon you...

This week we're joined by Jehan Ranasinghe and Dave Bulmer of Serious Disness to pitch some movies based on Myths and Legends. Jupiter, King of Gods, is renowned for his misogynist attitude and general being a real arse to women. So when the other gods conspire to cast him down into the form of a mortal fashion designer (Sandra Bullock) in 80s New Nork, he knows he's in trouble. He'll have to lear...

Benedict Cumberbatch stars as an icarian pub quiz hustler, who falls from grace only to plot revenge against Wetherspoons. We also talk about our favourite mockumentaries! These are deleted scenes from episode 336 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if this is your first time listening, we recommend you go back and listen to the main episode.

This week we pitch some monumental mockumentaries. A pair of disenfranchised workers at the Olympics make history when they break into the stadium at night, creating an Olympics for everyone. The Breathing Olympics. Honourable Mentions: Be My Mothman - When you become part of this dystopian reality TV show to date a cryptid, you know that each episode you stay in buys you only an extra time to liv...

We pitch something that absolutely cannot be described as a historical drama, as the CIA tries to undermine a happy socialist monarchy for the exploitable resource of Christmas Spirit. We also discuss period drama, and our experience of learning history. These are deleted scenes from episode 335 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if this is your first time listening, we reccomend you go back and liste...

We pitch some historical dramas which are definitely very accurate, and we ABSOLUTELY did not forget that Panama was a country, it was all definitely jokes. In the midst of prohibition, the Panama family is trying to get their Florida Swamp Gin to Los Angeles, but the police are blocking the way overland. There's only one thing for it, and that's to dig a little canal in a big continent using the...