Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Ket tells Kim about the Sci-Fi Horror from the not-so-distant future, Demon Seed. Let me tell you, it’s… CRAZY TOWN. We finally learn Kim’s full, legal first name. Many thought it was Kimberly but it’s actually Kimbert. And, have no fear, Ket did figure out how to relate this back to the Barbie movie many a time. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Demon Seed. Dir. Donald Camm...

Kim tells Ket about Night of the Demons! (From Dusk til Dawn of the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror Night of the Demons.) It’s also week two of some dumbass kids gettin’ up to no good in some demon-y ass mansion. Ket is pretty ready for most of the characters to die almost instantly. But when all else fails, take a nap. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night of the Demon...

Ket tells Kim about the obscure, unreleased film starring The Skipper AKA Alan Hale Jr. This movie appears to be about an immortal 90 yr old 50 yr old man who is terrorizing the poor man’s Scooby Gang. Excitingly, the girls are still goin’: From Dusk Till Dawn the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror Night! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Terror Night. Dir. Nick Marino, Andr...

Kim tells Ket about the absolutely surreal Birdemic: Shock and Terror. The girls are offering a trigger warning to all software salesmen who may find the success of Rod simply too much to take in such a volatile industry. Just remember, you’re worth more than your biggest sale. Also, if you’re waiting for birds… umm… keep waiting. So here we are: From Dusk Till Dawn of the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock...

Ket tells Kim about Dead Birds, suggested by Sammie Michael, starring Henry Thomas, Michael Shannon and Patrick Fugit. The girls are still trying to keep this title train going. Let’s see how long it’ll last! Here’s what they do know, these guys do NOT know how to spot haunted stuff and honestly… their empathy can only go so far. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Dead Birds....

Ket tells GUY BUSICK about episode 6 of Guillermo del Toro's Netflix series. To accommodate for traveling, Guy steps into the hot seat and embarks on a journey with Jenkins Brown bonin’ down all about town. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Guy will live or die in Dreams in the Witch House. Dir. Catherine Hardwicke Writers H.P. Lovecraft, Mika Watkins Presented by Guillermo del Toro Support th...

Kim tells Ket about the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead starring Sarah Polley and Ving Rhames. We went from  From Dusk Till DAWN  to  DAWN of the Dead ! Let’s see how long they keep it going… or how long it takes for them to get bored or forget. Kim would also like to ask for a whiteboard for her birthday, please/thank you. So, call Dr. Collie! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket w...

Ket tells Kim about the cult classic, From Dusk Till Dawn. So cover your feet, because Quentin’s in the house and he’s looking to exploit some toes and blow a doozy. Juliette Lewis, once again, proves herself to be the Queen of Range. And the 90s prove, once again, to be… problematic. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in From Dusk Till Dawn. Dir. Robert Rodriguez Writers Robert...

Kim tells Ket about another Cronenberg classic, Scanners! The girls quickly realize that the best weapon is the humiliation that comes with shitting one’s pants. Kim introduces us to Baby Ruth’s nephew. And Ketryn finds a new job as a familiar. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Scanners. Dir. David Cronenberg Writer David Cronenberg Support the girls on PATREON for some swee...

Ket gives Kim the week off and plays a little “Shudder Roulette.” The wheel landed on the Shudder Exclusive, Offseason. Kim starts off by not being able to identify a VERY obvious needle drop during the credits. Unfortunately, the beachy flick was NOT the dose of vitamin D that Ketryn was hoping for, but they DO get a surprise visit from, friend of the pod, Jeremy Gardner! Most importantly, we’ll...

Ket tells Kim about The Woman in Black starring Daniel Radcliffe in what appears to be just a movie that ChatGPT conjured up from the things most likely to be floating around Ketryn’s brain. The girls need you to know that you gotta share your village lore! I mean, unless you need the new guy for a sacrifice or something. So don’t go chasing waterfalls and let’s all take a little chloroform nap. M...

Kim tells Ket about The Crazies starring Timothy Olyphant! The girls would first like to extend their heartfelt congratulations to Judy and David, who are expecting their first BURRITO! Kim and Ket would also like to inform you of their upcoming legal battles. Ket is being sued by the estate of Johnny Cash. Kim is being sued by a car whose noise she imitated too convincingly. Most importantly, we’...

Ket tells Kim about The Fly, starring Geena Davis, jeff goldblum, and then later, JEFF GOLDBLUM! The girls have… so many questions. Why are flies so sexually virile? Why are their eyes open while they kiss? Where do flies keep their penises? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fly Dir. David Cronenberg Writers George Langelaan (story by), Charles Edward Pogue, David Cronen...

Kim tells Ket about Warm Bodies starring KKSAM darling, Nicholas Holt and someone being John Malkovich. (I’ll see myself out.) This was a Sammie request and we’re so grateful for steering us towards this love fest. Also, super important: an official invitation has been verbalized and extended for Devon Sawa to come try and stay alive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Warm B...

Kim tells Brian and Tim (aka Brim) from The Civil Gore Podcast episode 5 of Stephen King’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes . The gauntlet has been thrown! For the first time, we will have a survival competition! Will they be jazz scientists? Will they eat their fiber? Will anyone get a coveted double ding? Don't forget to bring your produce carts and your creepy paintings along for the ride. Most impor...

Kim tells Ket about Untitled Horror Movie at the request of one of their beloved Patreon patrons and SamFam, Megan! The girls start off strong with Kim unable to contain her boredom at a real “rock book” of a story Ketryn tries to tell her. They also need to offer a major trigger warning… to actors. Shots fired! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Untitled Horror Film. Dir. Ni...

Ket is doing some traveling to the UK to bring a British baby back for Kim. Meanwhile, here is the recording of a Virtual Live show they recorded back in October 2022! This is one of only 8 episodes of the show that Freddy actually appeared in. It also appears to be Olivia Benson’s very sad origin story. Don’t worry! The girls will break it up with laughs, embarrassing stories of themselves, and i...

Ket tells Kim about Night of the Comet starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney and 80’s misogyny. The girls have a fun way to spice up the bedroom that D and Arik are sure to love. They also need to know if costume changes are required for the apocalypse. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Night of the Comet. Dir. Thom Eberhardt Writer Thom Eberhardt Listen to Kim and...

Kim tells Ket about Cube (1997) starring Nicole de Boer and David Hewlett.  Welp. They’ve discovered a new space they hate. You guessed it! Cube space… or whatever the eff this is. So go suck on a button, would ya!? This was a real Schrodinger’s belly button if you know what I mean. (And how could you?)  Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Cube. Dir. Vincenzo Natali...

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Ket tells Kim about The Menu, starring Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Fiennes and, pod fave, Nick Hoult. We’re introduced to Kim’s new alter-ego: Steel Lukass. And, as his name suggests, he is definitely on Twitter and he’s definitely the worst. Voldemort appears to be up to the same old tricks, but in the kitchen this time. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Menu. Dir. Mark Mylo...

Kim tells Ket about Fall and Ketryn is NOT happy about it. Kim is prepared with all the appropriate couch and hot dog measurements. They attempt to come up with an equivalent for “sharked and narced” but for being, like, really high. Towered and coward? We’ll workshop it. Oh! And watch out for the “Mean Girl” vultures. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Fall. Dir. Scott Mann...

Ket tells Kim about the pop hit, Bodies Bodies Bodies, starring Amandla Stenberg, Maria Balakova and Pete Davidson. We got ourselves a pot of soup that’s really gettin’ stirred. There is hot goss flying everywhere and Ket is here for it. The girls also contemplate how to play Bodies Bodies Bodies in their tiny apartments. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Bodies Bodies Bodie...

Kim is back from wherever the eff! And she tells Ket about the Shudder release The Boy Behind the Door, starring Lonnie Chavez and Ezra Dewey. Somehow, a character has his name changed to Blobbly. For the first time in 238 episodes, the girls almost forget to total the points, which would surely unravel this yarn sweater we call the universe. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die i...

Ket tells Jazz, from Girl That’s Scary Podcast on the Dread Podcast Network, a spooky tale, while Kim is traveling.  Ket watched episode 4 of Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities, The Outside. While Kim and Kat are away, Ket and Jazz will play! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Jazz will live or die in The Outside. Dir. Ana Lily Amirpour Writers Haley Z. Boston, Emily Carroll, Guillermo...