Garage Logic

Today is the 7th Annual Sports Fantasy Auction! Hour One See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Can Rookie read Joe's mind? It almost happened today. Are we Viking panicked yet? California Governor Jerry Brown was on 60 Minutes last night and was taking some shots at President Trump. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Oberlin College is proving Joe's theory about the word racism. It not longer means what it used to mean. It has been watered down and doeosn't hole the punch. Joe is a big fan of cherries jubilee. A satanic monument will not be allowed for a display. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

How does the Star Tribune find out about Garrison Kellior's ailments? Does he report them or does the Strib check in with him? Joe says the Daily Mail has the best pictures, especially of the fires in California. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe has Rookie find audio of President Trump's speech on Wednesday. Did he slur his speech? Rookie then fins a tape that is edited of President Trump's screw ups over the past year. Pretty funny. Amazon has a lot of power over these cities that are trying to court the company. Scramble!!!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do...

The top news of the day is that Senator Al Franken has resigned. Who will replace him? Today is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. The USS Arizona is still leaking oil from the wreck. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A couple of local anchors have lost their legs and Joe mentions the fact that two broadcasters losing their legs is quite bizarre. That led to many, many amputee jokes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A caller checks in with Joe and he sounds just like Senator Al Franken. Joe questions him and wonders what the future will be for the Senator. Who is this caller Gary? A donut shop tries to do something good and charitable and some dummies complain. Why? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe welcomes local musician Steven Anderson to the show so that he can promote his free concert at the Cathedral on Dec 14th. It is difficult to shovel this snow. Fires in CA are extremely dangerous. A green school in NYC is not. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Mayor cakes an emergency call to the Lake Detective. The question has to do with ice under bridges. Of course, LD was not stumped as usual. A healing gathering at U Conn, allows minority students a place to be safe. MN spending should slow way down. Former President Obama heading to Chicago? Why? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com...

The recent snow event proves that Minnesotans have lost their touch with nature, according to Joe. Souch comments on the T-Wolves loss. They need to be better 'in the paint'. No Russians allowed at the next Olympics? Yes because they are dopers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Supreme Court of the United States will hear the case of the two gay men that wanted a wedding cake made for them and the baker that refused due to religious objections. Joe is eager to hear how this plays out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Vikings keep their winning ways going and people are starting to 'talk'. Rookie mocks Souch's walking schedule. An e-mailer asks Joe how the tie up the tree for Garage Logicians started. A cheerleader that walks on air? Cool. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Evergreen State College is once again in the news, this time for the student newspaper and their "People of Color" section. Please white people: Do NOT read!! What?? Joe finally gets to the Bear Update! Do they hibernate? A very bad Wal-Mart T-shirt and a Scramble!!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A book about Russia and its ending forces Joe to get some help from listeners. Rookie and Reuvers get into trouble for screwing around. Did President Trump bring mice to the White House? PR guy Howie Padilla explains how they right the light rail cars back onto the track. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

A Stanford study claims that it can tell what you political leanings are due to the type of car you drive. Really? A letter to the editor in the Saint Paul Pioneer Press mentioning the trash controversy makes some great points. An Angelina Jolie look alike in Iran? Not! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Rookie is excited to tell Joe and End of the World and Joe was not interested. Rook bummed out on him. Updates on Keillor and Franken's situations. Souch wonders if Congress will spend millions training these dummies how to be gentlemen. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Brown University is on the chalkboard for allowing people to self identify whatever race you would like. Yikes! The Lake Calhoun name change has moved up on the list, as Joe predicted. Again, this will not end at the name change of the lake. Joe has a relationship with some owls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-...

Wow, what a news day! MPR has fired Garrison Keillor after some alleged inappropriate activity. Why so fast? Keillor has given a statement to the Star Tribune. Stay tuned for more details. Joe is confused as to how and why this happened so fast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe and Rook discuss more of the terms that were the foundation of the town, the county, the show, etc. The Cylinder Index, the gauge that every GL'er measures their own self worth, gets the needed attention. This episode is a must listen for a newer listener. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe mentions the play of the MN Wild as of late. They are just average. Senator Franken's troubles continue and a letter featured in the Star Trib today: Satire or Real? How can someone write or believe this? Joe comments on President Trump and the Pocahontas comment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Should employees working for the state be allowed to live in another state? Um probably not, says Joe. The Lake Calhoun controversy is progressing slowly, can it be stopped? The trial of an evil person that taught at Florida Atlantic is going on right now. This is the guy that claimed Sandy Hook was played out by the government. Idiot. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...

Over the years, Joe has added to LBGT genders and now learned that there are about fifteen letters added to the list....for real. A ten year old girl charshes into a house and says that she wanted to kill people. We are going to witness a Royal wedding next spring! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe begins this post-Thanksgiving show with a confession about turkey. Will GL'ers accept this or turn on Souch? Senator Al Franken has announced that he will not resign. Um, he needs to take a look at his apologies. Scamming old people? Wow! This is the lowest of the low. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Hour 2 with Tom Hauser in for the Mayor. "The Hockey Professor" Mike McGraw joins at the start of the hour to talk all things hockey. Later, Tom and Manny talk more high school sports, and also Gopher football. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .